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OSU_Matthew
Aug 23, 2010

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Does anyone know if Costco's return policy covers 3 year old toothbrushes?

...asking for a friend :ninja:

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OSU_Matthew
Aug 23, 2010

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The Midniter posted:

Did you have the box, by chance? My wife got me a Sonicare (two-pack, of course) for Xmas and hers mysteriously stopped working/charging. We tossed the box, and I feel kind of awkward just bringing in a used toothbrush to the Customer Service desk.

Oh my god, thank you, I'm in the same boat. The seals fail over time so water gets in and corrodes the electronics. It's a known thing, and Sonicare will apparently RMA you if they're under two years old... But that still leaves you without a toothbrush for a month, and I'm hosed because my second one died and I never bothered googling what was wrong with the first one to RMA that one in time, soooo we'll see if I can save a hundred bucks and get an immediate replacement tonight. I read Facebook posts suggesting it worked for other people who brought in the chargers and all the accessories, but no box.

PBUC, for tonight I take my sacrament at the food court in the hopes that Saint Sinegal may forgive me for what I am about to return, and cleanse both my soul and my teeth.

OSU_Matthew
Aug 23, 2010

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Bloodplay it again posted:

my basmati brotha

I just moved to Michigan and there's a Costco nearby. Got a membership and immediately bought a hot dog/soda for $1.50 those loving fools have no idea what they're doing ( it was just okay--I missed out when they were serving Hebrew National)

WTF is with milk prices, though? Maybe it's just Michigan but I went from paying ~$0.60/gallon at ALDI to $2+ at Costco. Made a special trip to ALDI last night for milk and even there it's $1.75/gallon. Mothafuckas want me to have weak bones or some poo poo

Milk is different state by state, and many have laws regarding its pricing, best by, etc. The dairy farmers association have even gotten laws passed in certain states where stores are legally required to dump milk long before its actual expiration date, and they can't even donate it to food banks or anything.

Most grocery stores also subsidize milk as a loss leader, just to get people in the door to buy things they make profit on.

OSU_Matthew
Aug 23, 2010

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Bury me in a Costco coffin. Does your local costco sell coffins?


Funeral - Costco Wholesale

https://www.costco.com/funeral.html

From the cradle to the grave, may Jim Sinegal guide us home.

PBUC






.. I wonder if you can return a used casket...

OSU_Matthew
Aug 23, 2010

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stealie72 posted:

Yea, bretheren, my faith is strong, and I gave a mighty tithe at the local church today, but the father, in his wisdom, seems to have abandoned Yoplait yogurt for multiple varieties of fashionable Greek yogurt. Are other churches following? Does the church now solely favor the Greek Yogurt Orthodoxy?

Reject the heathen yogurt, for Greek is the one true yogurt answer.

I attended the evening service at Costco and completed the sacrement, but alas, I was not able to drink the blood of our Lord and Savior, JS, for the food court was out of ketchup

Costco did cleanse me of both my sins and plaque though, as they did indeed take back the 3 year old sonicare for store credit, with which I purchased a new 150$ toothbrush. I joked with the cashier that this might look bad, but at least it's not a used casket.







... yet :shepspends:

OSU_Matthew
Aug 23, 2010

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Bloodplay it again posted:

Are the whole pizzas they sell at the food court found anywhere in the store or do they come from a separate supply? My girlfriend and I split a hot dog and chicken bake tonight but that supreme pizza looked pretty damned good. Didn't see anything similar by the frozen pizzas or the take and bakes.

Costco is also the only place I've been to that sells 12 packs of Bundaberg, the best soda in existence. One day I'll go in when it is on sale and buy an entire pallet before they realize what sort of mistake they've made.

If I remember correctly, their take and bakes were nowhere near as good as the food court pizza. However, I do believe that you can get whole pies to go from there... I think I'm going to try that next time we want to order a pizza.

PBUC!

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OSU_Matthew
Aug 23, 2010

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Brothers and Sisters rejoice, for Costco is here to guide us safely through the rapture!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/ronaldholden/2017/10/04/hunkering-down-for-a-year-will-cost-you-just-999-99-at-costco/#19708f985ecd

6,200 servings of food, or 7.5 million calories of shelf stable meals, for less than a thousand bucks!

PBUC! :worship:

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