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Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Jonesin for sum Costcy real bad.

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Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


I'll man the hot dog station :nommies:

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Hope those cruises got the dog meat...

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


I just hold up my wallet and salute, real recognize real when a dog is on the line.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Kelp Me! posted:

Ok so I'm trying to justify the cost of just owning up and buying my own drat membership. The thing is, meat and cheeses and produce are great but it's just me and my wife and even supermarket produce has a tendency to go bad because we wait too long. So I'm trying to compile a list of non-perishables that justify the membership cost. So far I've got:

-Frozen veggies & chicken for stir fries
-Paper towels/TP/Kitchen wipes
-Bar and hand soap
-Laundry detergent
-Those microwave veggie bowls
-Olive oil

Any other major items worth stocking up on?

If you use any kind of allergy meds one single bottle pays for your membership a few times over.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Kelp Me! posted:

TBH I just looked up paper towels and TP and it's actually cheaper to buy 3 12-packs of TP at stop&shop than a 36-pack of the same brand at Costco :(

gonna have to do more research tomorrow

Yeah you can find sales that beat Costco sometimes, but I've lived that life, it's too much work. GIMME THE DOGGIES AND EPIC WIN!!!!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Little known fact, Kirkland brand not only prides itself on being as good as the national brands, many times it is, in fact those brands!!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


FogHelmut posted:

Yeah, this might get me banned from the thread, but certain items aren't cheaper at Costco. I got a chest freezer on sale at Best Buy for about $100 less than Costco.

You touch on a good point friend! Costco is not always the cheapest, but I feel in my heart that if you buy only at Costco you will find the best life!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Welcome friend, enjoy a dog and a soda! Only a dollar fifty!!!!!!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Imagine a piping fresh dog covered in onion and deli mestard, and a big beefy Pepsi Co. soda next to it.














Imagine it all for 1.5 usd











:swoon:

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Costco takes every kind and welcomes them. They may be wrong! But that is OK!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


BaconCopter posted:

One dollar

Fifty Cents

QUARTER POUND PLUS

All Beef, inside and out

HOT DOG

w/ a fountain drink

IN MY MOUTH

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Xaris posted:

iirc I think Kirkland Vodka is rebranded Grey goose? i've never tried them side-by-side. I'm not sure what you're referring to more expensive and less expensive, I thought they only had 1 but I might have missed it.

Kirkland makes two vodkas, a Smirnoff/absolute tier and the grey goose tier, p sure it's like a 3-7 dollar difference. gently caress the cheap one

Also eat a Dog!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Chinatown posted:

my roommate made one of those pre-marinated tri tips last week and said it tasted like a hot dog. he was actually pretty correct. It was weird.

Still really good though!

Of course it's good, you can't beat that Costco 100% all beer doggie taste!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


A whole quarter pound of pure beef dog! PBUH!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Chinatown posted:

I was house-sitting my 'rents place last weekend for a day and made lunch. Raided the fridge and found a pack of 1/4lb Kirkland Brand All Beef Hot Dogs.

It was a good afternoon.

Fuckin a, fuckin... a


That's a good fridge!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.




That sauerkraut tip is god tier.

Cosmograph Kramer fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Apr 26, 2017

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Woah doesn't look busy, the one I'm near never has anywhere to sit

I was there when it opened, pretty sure I had the first quarter pound doggie of the day! You can see that Lennox hvac fucker already cat calling people. Does every Costco have them?

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Bought generic allergy pills. Paid for membership.

Costco is life.

Same but we get to buy 3 of these a year so it pays 3 times. PBUH Costco holy be thy name

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


FogHelmut posted:

Hanging out at the lake in my Costco beach tent, using my Costco beach towel, and my Costco backpack beach chair.

Hope y'all got some Kirkland brand quarter pounder dinner dogs on the grill!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.




You get it all in this! Taking quinoa from a local population who needs it more than you, veggies and chicken!

Cosmograph Kramer fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Apr 30, 2017

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


BIG DICK BOBBY posted:

I get enough savings on condoms to pay for the membership

Possible troll alert, Costco condoms aren't very cheap and Amazon is probably better!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


IKEA food sucks rear end, gimme a beefy 1/4 on hot dog all day long. Thanks be to Costco

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Can we get rid of these paid IKEA trolls? This is DISGUSTING!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


gently caress baby bels on sale? God is good, Costco is great!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


gently caress, Costco is amazing.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

gently caress, now I'm excited to go to Costco tomorrow.

Me but every day

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Just had some Kirkland Lasagna and boy HOWDY was it GOOOoooOOOOD! Praise be to the most high.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.



I accept this new info and withdraw my troll alert! drat, gonna get me some rubbies from the best store on Earth.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Thinkin bout a big dog... TODAY!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Just finished that dog I took a pic of, filled belly and a happy wallet! Thank you Costco :angel:

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Eat it, and wear it!!!! Astonishing finds every day at this wonderland.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.




Snack for the drive home and then some free noms for the poochies :)




Praise to the most high Costco.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Relevant Tangent posted:

Executive memberships are for people who are poo poo at math, sorry friend. Just get the credit card, it's a far superior option.

uh... lol its not about math friend its about flashing that sweet black card on walk in letting them know a Premium Member just entered.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


I like Costco.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Praise be to Costco in the varied ways it brings light to a dark nation!

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Costco.... is good

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


MODS?!!??!??? Get this troll OUTA HERE!

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Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Tim Whatley posted:

The best part of any day is Costco. Just fact.

100% agreed.

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