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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



I was pushing my cart back to the vehicle, my fiance was a few paces ahead. A middle aged gentleman walking toward the store pointed at a random article in my overflowing wheeled cage and said "You don't need that" with a chuckle. I said "Buddy, I don't need any of it" and we shared a laugh you can only share in the Costco parking lot.

Costco: making human connections in bulk

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Pershing posted:

Mods, do the needful...

I'm sorry if I believe in the magic of Costco and their cheap selection of meats

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Pershing posted:

No, no...I'm saying that your post would make a great thread title.
Oh. Okay. Good. I'm backing out of the knife and kitchenware aisle

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Taima posted:

Man the bar for human connection gets lower every year. "this one guy made a bad joke about my cart in the parking lot, really felt close to that dude"
Next year I'll just sniff the air as people walk by

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I just stand by the drink dispenser and wait for people to walk up and nod and say, "Refill?"

we all laugh

Now there's a caper you can set your watch to

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



I'm going to a Canadian Costco this evening, everyone. What kind of cool things should I be on the lookout for

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



So many olive oils from so many countries. Hell, so many cooking oils in general. It's hard to grasp all the ways Costco can more than adequately fulfill your reasonable expectations

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I got all my tires done at church after getting a used car from a relative who had done insane things to the tires. I was in and out in about 1 and a half hours, had a dog, ate some samples, and lounged on some sweet patio furniture, A+

Was your relative the guy in the news who hosed his tires?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Oldstench posted:

Can you go into a Costco and browse without a member card?

In mine they only card you at the register

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



*gives overflowing cart a once-over*
*glances at the 2 foot long receipt and slashes on it with a dying sharpie*
Thank you for shopping at Costco, I really hope you didn't steal anything

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



How do I not spend $500 every time I go to Costco?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Pennywise the Frown posted:

Oh right. I'm also now an Executive Member. :smug:

Me too. I don't know why. It just feels better walking around Costco, the lines almost open up

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Fallom posted:

Costco dumped the sectional sofa I wanted the very week I was finally able to afford and transport one.

Get bent Costco bitch!!!!

Get bent like the couch you wish you had!

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Do you like this bag of dog food, Baxter, or this other kind?
Choose well because you'll be eating it for the next 4 years

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