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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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I loving love Costco

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moose face posted:

Hot dog and pop for a buck fifty

Trump was wrong, America was great all along :unsmith:

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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My 3 favorite things in the world are Bernie Sanders, Costco, and Full Communism Now

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Costco Dog

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Oct 3, 2012

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Kassoon posted:

Make sure it's free sample day

got an irl lol from me, great job!

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Oct 3, 2012

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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Thinkin bout Costco.

I read this thread in the AM, texted a friend this morning, and he went for lunch.

What a world.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Does it come with refill?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Gonna leave good 'ole Costco with a pallet of berries

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Still waiting for a rap track about Costco. Hoping for a Rick Ross feature.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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the good fax machine posted:

My Costco membership pays for itself on diapers alone.

I also poo poo myself 24/7

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Departments and Specialty Items

Auto Buying Program
Car Wash
Fresh Deli
Fresh Produce
Independent Optometrist
Membership
Print & Copy Center
Bakery
Executive Membership
Fresh Meat
Gas Station
Inkjet Cartridge Refill
Photo Center
Special Order Kiosk

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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672 calories
Each muffin provides 672 calories, or 33.6 percent of the total suggested calorie intake, based on a 2,000-calorie diet. The Costco poppyseed muffins contain the most sugar of the store's muffins, with 42 g, and 75 g of total carbohydrates. Each poppyseed muffin contains 2 g of fiber and 10 g of protein.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Frozen veggies from costco = my only source of healthy things

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Oct 3, 2012

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Chinatown posted:

Hot dog and a soda with free refill for only $1.50!!!I

At that value, I can't afford NOT to buy it

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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anonumos posted:

I bought my last set there. Can't say for sure what you can order, but of course the tire monkey at the store can tell you. However, you can't beat the service, warranty, or the product. Got a great set of tires on sale over a year ago and they don't even look worn yet.

Also, some babies CAN be sensitive to products you use every day. It's not unheard of. Not sure why people are hating so hard on the person who posted about the Kirkland's wipes being an issue for their baby. Maybe they suggested the wipes are inherently bad, and that offended people, but come on...Personally my oldest son had terrible rash when using Walmart's wipes, while my youngest has basically never had diaper rash of any kind with any wipe from any store.

It gave him a rash because you used evil Walmart instead of good Costco. Hth

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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You people who shop at Walmart/BJs/Bullshit instead of Costco are inhuman scum.

Costco:

quote:

According to Costco's Proxy statement filed for 2011, Sinegal earned $350,000 in base pay... Sinegal is an avowed Democrat,[11] and spoke at the 2012 Democratic National Convention.[12]

Walmart:

quote:

Alice Walton has been arrested multiple times for driving while intoxicated, and in 1989, she was involved in the speeding death of a 50-year-old woman, Oleta Hardin, a cannery worker, but no charges were filed.[12]

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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I want a blender that can handle blending frozen fruit into a smooth treat.

Nfcknblvbl posted:

Nice. I used to think the expensive blenders were dumb but they're so worth it.

Yeah.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Harald posted:

just scored 6 cans of chicken chili for $5

At that price, you can't afford NOT to buy them.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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My life for Costco

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Bought generic allergy pills. Paid for membership.

Costco is life.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Took a spin to the Costco yesterday, took the plunge and got the costco citi credit card. Very nervous because it's my first ever credit card and I'm poor!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Extended warranty for electronics on Costco credit card, it's good

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Oct 3, 2012

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

I don't have enough holes to fill with a long Costco Kirkland Brand dog.

This is my tinder profile

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Crunched the figgies my friends, costco indeed is better value for my protein powder needs.

Praise be.

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Oct 3, 2012

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numberoneposter posted:

costco is way out of town though :(

7-11 dirty chili cheese dog is gonna have to make due

Haram

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Eating pounds of costco broccoli for the power vitamins and power poops.

Praise be.

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Oct 3, 2012

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Eating breakfast, some nice toast and jelly with a huge Fuji apple. Starting my day the Costco Way.

Praise be.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Praise be to Costco

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Praise be unto Costco

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Oct 3, 2012

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ArtIsResistance posted:

Costco's actually really expensive and you'll spend more on goods that aren't 20 bars of soap

*crunches the numbers*

my GOD... this man's an imbecile!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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You hating on the 'stco Salmon Jerky?

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Oct 3, 2012

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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

This fresh kirkland sausage lasagna on deck for a first try tonight! Insanely excited to pray at the altar on the daily.

Dog speed my friend

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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praise be to costco

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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I love Costco

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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An enormous crowd was enthralled by a vitamix blender presentation. The audience included 2 service dogs.

It's sunny, warm, and a beautiful day for Costco

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Also I saw the Costco poke in my store on the west coast. Looked good but didn't buy any

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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I wanted to get Costco gas but the lines were humongous and I had obligations! I don't blame those wise shoppers getting in line for the Costco gas, because Costco is life.

Praise be unto Costco.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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I picked up an enormous bag of veggie potstickers and enormous bag of normandy veggies and two 2+ lb things of protein powder. And my cash went to wages for my community members.

I'm a gabafool in love with Costco

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

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Does Costco carry Teriyaki Sauce? I found plenty of soy sauce, and some Mr Yoshidas marinade (which seemed like a thicc bbq/teriyaki hybrid), but nothing else. I had to make it a brief 'scto trip but I think I went up and down all the aisles.

I want to buy following things:





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Oct 3, 2012

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Count Freebasie posted:

Brothers and Sisters,

It has been seven years since I was a member of Costco, and reading this thread continuously has reawakened the spirit of Costco in my heart. Today, I took part in the sacraments, and renewed my membership (they still had me on file, so it wasn't a new membership). I went up and down all of the aisles, reminded of those items I had seen so many times over the years, yet had not seen in person in so many years. I shopped and stockpiled on a few supplies, including the frozen Jamaican Beef Patties I had for a late lunch. It's been so long, yet it was like coming back home.

I finished my shopping trip as one should when in the Holy Land:



The peace of The 'Stco be with you all.

Praise be unto Costco

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