Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat

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durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Dude if eating some lettuce, tomatoes, and chicken breast gives you that much of a problem then you should talk to your doctor.

Seconding this. It sounds like GERD or some kind of food intolerance.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 21:30

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# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 01:21

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

AWarmBody posted:

What do you all use the large jars of pesto for? I keep seeing them, and I'm so tempted to buy it, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to use it all

I add a teaspoon of the pesto to the pan when I’m cooking eggs and it is DELICIOUS :gary:

also goes well as a topping for fried eggs.

There’s also this super delicious spinach and pesto quinoa recipe if eggs aren’t your thing: https://www.tablefortwoblog.com/15-minute-spinach-pesto-quinoa-bowl/. All ingredients can be found at Costco!

I’ve got a sous vide for the weekend and am heading to church today for some meatmeatmeatmeat. Very excited!!!!

# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 15:12

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Been pretty scatterbrained lately and left my wallet in the shopping cart after I put my groceries away. I didn’t realize until it was missing until hours later. My wallet was waiting for me at Costco’s lost and found. PBUC.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 06:43

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Steakandchips posted:

So when you say you are cooking eggs, do you mean in an omelette or scrambled or...?

I do see your point about fried ones, will try that next week.

Either will work! Goat cheese and pesto makes for a really tasty omelette.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 01:29

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Xaris posted:

speaking of staples, what are the year-after-year staples that people get anyways, or like common reason-to-go-if-out-staple?

Vinegar, rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, raw tail on shrimp in the frozen section, pesto

# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 13:00

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

ArbitraryC posted:

I just wait for sales at albertson's/safeway for that kind of thing. You can get 12 packs of whatever flavor you want for like a buck, costco never has it that cheap.

Shoo shoo, heretic!

I rented a sous vide through Joymode one weekend. The kit came with a vacuum sealer. I went to church and loaded up on goods to vacuum seal and freeze. Bread! Fresh wild sockeye salmon fillets! Steaks! Ahhh yisssss. Oh yeah, you have to freeze bread until it’s rock solid before you vacuum seal it or you end up with a dense brick. Whoops.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 16:59

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

The wipes are not flushable as in they do not degrade readily in most sewage treatment facilities and will gum up your plumbing. The only things you should flush are things that come out of your body (poop, pee, blood, vomit) and toilet paper. And damning evidence that you wrote down on toilet paper.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 15:54

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

hakimashou posted:

Someone in the GWS whiskey thread said costco had some special whiskey so I went over, but they didn't have it.

I did get some of those korean bulgogi dumplings and a couple bottles of wine and a jar of marcona almonds though, and a slice of pizza for lunch, so not a total loss.

I bought a bag of the bulgogi dumplings today, too.They are really, really good!!!

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 00:15

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Haven’t made rice in my regular instant pot but I use the rice setting to cook quinoa purchased at costco. 1:1.5 parts quinoa to liquid and a quick release when it beeps. Quick release is important so you don’t end up with mushy grains.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 15:54

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Grem posted:

I use mine no matter how hot it is, just strip down. Feels good. Then when I have a sex dream I wake up with little white fuzzies stuck to my dick.

PBUC

# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 15:03

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Chinatown posted:

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1028302839339208709

hahaha i love this. quoting so i can find it later.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 06:25

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

FCKGW posted:

My local Costco just fooled me with their sham yogurt facade

thats where your churro is supposed to go

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 21:31

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

FCKGW posted:

Del Taco already sells a Churro Shake

but they do not sell in-window fans for $10 cheaper than Amazon :boom:

edit: last night, i asked my fiancé why he doesn’t like costco. he said he does like costco and suggested that we go on Friday for a date. *____*

durrneez fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Aug 30, 2018

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 21:08

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Big Grunty Secret posted:

Digging this post up from the dead to say I've done a blind vodka tasting (ie I refilled a variety of vodkas with 10 dollar vodka) and nobody could tell the difference. Vodka marketing is a scam

In my experience, I feel the difference of expensive vs cheap vodka by severity of hangover not by taste.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 04:21

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Renegret posted:

Seriouspost:

She's pregnant and isn't supposed to eat Hot Dogs, and she was in too much pain to make the trip anyway.

Did you at least let her smell your breath?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 20:00

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Some people are here for a good time not a long time.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 04:41

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Buddy I lift 4 times a week and have 12% body fat, rippling with muscles all over so fast that I’d steal your wife, your girlfriend and your daughter in one double bicep flex. No one I know can match me when it comes to leanness and I work hard and it shows. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, as much as I want, thanks very much.

Swole Costco Jesus.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 16:54

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Navin Johnson posted:

Get ready to buy a new one SOON. Hisense is Chinese for basura.

I am Chinese and can confirm that this is an accurate translation

i have never purchased anything hisense

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 13:55

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

It's time again my supplicant brethren. Time... for sherpas.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 21:57

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Asked a gal where she wanted to go for our third date.

She said Costco.

!!!

You should share a hot dog à la Lady and the Tramp!!!! :syoon:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 20:25

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Jose posted:

i don't think i've ever actually been inside a costco

Come drink our kool-aid that we bought in bulk

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 19:10

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

naem posted:

11/10

edit: vvv theyre jelly cuz they shop at sams club :nyd:

durrneez fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Sep 21, 2018

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 12:22

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

I once used a toothpick to pick up a sample of honeydew. It was good honeydew. Too bad I used a toothpick from the discard pile.

:gonk:

# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 21:40

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

jerry seinfel posted:

Gf got some leggings and said they're great

I NEED TO GO TO COSTCO!!!!

# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 18:33

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Different in what way?

I’ve only had the frozen ones. Last time I had one was 10+ years ago but I remember it being a delicious bread sack of chicken and cheesy ranchy goodness.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 14:26

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Washington: the Kirkland State

# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 22:28

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

You summon the Ancient 24 Pack Who Saves

# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 23:40

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Ottermotive Insanity posted:

Al pastor salad is gone. Got chili and a churro. I'm dipping the churro in the chili.

Is it.... good?

This sounds so weird that it arcs to delicious.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 03:22

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

The Slack Lagoon posted:

It's 2018 just merge it into a mega marriage of 4 people. It's a Costco sized marriage

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 22:07

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Supreme Allah posted:

How does everyone wash their throws? I washed mine last night but it was still soaking wet after the cycle, and it took three rounds of drying. It wasnt my settings because I'd been doing laundry all day just fine.. I guess they just hold water like sponges or something.

This happens to me when the load is too heavy to spin. My washer is small so I have to use a commercial-sized washer at the laundromat.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 17:45

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Ravendas posted:

My wife is afraid that the sherpa throw we got a year ago sheds and bothers our breathing, so she took it and packed it into a duvet cover.

Not as soft, but it feels like a 500 degree lead blanket. Which can be good or bad, depending on the weather/level of autism.

I have a weighted blanket and to help me not waking up in a pool of rear end sweat, I put a flat sheet between me and the blanket. I still get a little rear end sweat but that may be my baseline. :j:

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 03:42

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

FogHelmut posted:

I live in socal and it doesn't get cold enough to use a Sherpa throw.

Same but i found a way around the weather!! I have the fans blasting at night to make the house cold.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 20:00

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

raton posted:

Once upon a time in the tropics I came home and my gf was under a comforter she had bought somewhere with the AC dialed down to 60 and I asked her what she was doing and she said "Having fun"

:3 i like this story

# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 23:03

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

When I was doing wine tastings for the wedding (aka getting fuckin drunk) I bought a bottle of some red blend from costco. I can't remember the name, but it was 100% Kirkland branded. It got great reviews from the fam! Can't go wrong with a liter of wine for like $10 USD yo

Was this a wine tasting thru costco?!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 08:31

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

What if I got a bagel and stuck a juicy dawg in there

¡Muy erotico!

# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 06:51

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Bummey posted:

when pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza any time

And poo poo it out all the time

StevoMcQueen posted:

Edit for Jamon chat: one of the local supermarkets had jamon legs for sale last xmas at something like ~£30. Didn't bother getting one for one reason or another. By New Year they were on sale for ~£20. By the end of January, with only a month on their use by date left, they were down to ~£10.

I ate a whole lotta jamon in February.

It’s cured, right? so is the use by date more of a polite suggestion like in the States?

durrneez fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Nov 17, 2018

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 15:17

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Thanks to whomever said that they buy their allergy meds at Costco. I bought some the other day. $13.95 for a year’s worth of allergy meds is so unreal. PBUC!

# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 04:21

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Well did you get a router ?

And did you put a dog in it? :heysexy:

# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 22:59

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

gey muckle mowser posted:

I bought a thing of peppermint bark to bring to a party this past weekend but ended up not going, so now I have a big container of it. I tried it this morning and it's really good, I have no self control with peppermint things though so I'll probably just binge on it all week til it's gone.

Also I got these little French crepe things that are super tasty. Blessed sugar overload.

Self-control hack: if today’s gey muckle mowser eats it all then tomorrows gey muckle mowser can’t eat it. :engleft:

durrneez fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Dec 4, 2018

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 18:34

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# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 01:21

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

I like eating popcorn that makes me wish i was eating cheetos

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 19:22

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