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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





ShortyMR.CAT posted:

This is Costco. I want the best jerked off beef a man can buy, god dammit, and I want it in BULK.

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





do you flash your card when you walk in or do you stride in like you own the place?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





gonna buy out Costco before coronavirus hits

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





If the power goes out I will instantly die

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





I went to costco the other day. It was terrifying. People were driving so fast in the parking lots and honking at little old ladies.

Inside there were empty boxes everywhere and everyone was running around, people were making jokes, but no one was smiling.

the cashiers were wearing blue gloves, but no masks.

I bought some pork jerky.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





if this poo poo goes down cat is gonna have to learn how to eat spaghetti and cup ramen

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





i've already done a lot of damage to my pork jerky

gotta get more

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





Oh dear

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





A win for checkbooks!

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.






But you will not be getting any more money/hazard pay/time off.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





They almost got me with that exclusive 2% back bullshit, they told me it was an exclusive offer only for that weekend, I told them NO!

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





Enos Cabell posted:

Not sure how comfortable I am sharing a thread with non-executive members honestly.

*coughs on you*

*sneezes on cart*

*picks up and puts down produce*

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





StormDrain posted:

What are we going to do when Costco runs out of food?

we are going to die

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





Dixville posted:

Nah it's actually a bunch of boutique/exotic foods that are grain free and we don't totally know why yet. Heres a list of the brands most implicated:

Acana has like 60% meat or something
Derail i know but a lot of people feed that kirkland grain free stuff and i just want people to at least make an informed decision!

Rachael Ray dog food

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





i bought a full out japanese toilet from the most cyperpunk districts of Nagasaki, my butthole has never been fresher

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





The uneasy silence hangs in the air like a chemical fog, the old ways are dead. There is nothing left to say.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





It appears you are powerless to stop him

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





All these places are filled with corona. And silence. In the old days you saw a lot of parenting going on, especially on the weekends. Now its dead silent, the children are gone.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





FCKGW posted:

OH poo poo NOT MY PROPERTY TAXES?!?!?!

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





canyoneer posted:

Our poor children are going nuts in isolation. My wife decided we'd buy a playhouse/swingset thing from Costco to set up in the backyard. We had been wanting one anyway, and them being stuck at home for the next month is a good reason to go for it.

She went yesterday, and asked for help up front to load all 5 gigantic boxes on a flatbed. Every employee involved thought she was a lunatic. People stared at her all through the store, and at least one took a picture.

We spent all day and we're halfway through assembly :suicide:

lol

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





they are ok, try not to burn yourself

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





I bought em at 6 for a four pack, then they jacked the price up to 9 dollars. I am no longer buying small ceramic cakes.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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Take off the glasses, bingo bongo so simple.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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The pouch meals are sub-par. They lack FLAVOR.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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Im still scared to go.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





Whats even a good tv? Nothing makes sense.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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Sams is $45 a year and Costco is $60. My parents have been proud Sams club members for 20 years.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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One short of a can per tire.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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I am not writing a thank you letter to a brand

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





shovelbum posted:

Do you read every post in every thread on several days' delay, are you posting from a very boring job in the oort cloud or something I don't know but I fuckin love it

yeah

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





Lol golf carts from costco, what will they think of next?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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BRICK CHEESE?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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Samples will get you killed.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





I went today, it was ok. I got the things I normally do. Precooked chicken, frozen. Diet Coke. A 12 pack of non scratch dish sponges. Precooked chicken, chilled. Cranberry walnut loaf.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





Afraid to go back, the corona is ramping up again. Im running out of Diet Coke

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





I'm still scared to go

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





Wait you guys actually get the weird 600 dollar ham legs? I thought those were a joke.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





Costco is for the Bourgeoisie, Sam's club is for everyone else.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.





Paper towels will clog your toilet, do not use them

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

What the gently caress happened to my slice :(


owned

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