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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Hi I was told to report to this thread because I'm about to start a job with benefits (but not at Costco). Can someone point me to the correct aisle?

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


What aisle tells me how much to put into retirement and what insurance options to take? Basically I need the aisle of boring HR people :(

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Hi guys I have my paperwork from HR which aisle will inform me on what insurances to choose

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Dehydrated, pure concentrated Costco.



Been Thinking bout dem jerkies

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


I work next to a Costco now and have disposable income. Should I take the plunge?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Guys I'm at a benefit fair at my new job and the 'Co is here and I'm gonna take the plunge.

Is it worth getting the "executive???" Package? I've got a tiny diaper bound Caulk at home and figure I might hit that 2 percent threshold if we switch over.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Boys you're looking at Costcos newest EXEC member.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Just browsed the store and had a Polish dog for lunch, feeling good man.

E: couldn't find if they had lump charcoal or wood for smoking (gently caress that Traeger pussy poo poo) or the golf balls. Can any 'Co vets help me out on where that is?

:angel:

Bles.

Derpies fucked around with this message at 19:08 on May 15, 2017

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


About to do my first ever 'tco run what's a CANT MISS?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Chinatown posted:

Pub mix. Get some pub mix.

I've got a child though what message does that send her

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Bobcats posted:

Slab of La Croix :bigtran:

:boom:

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Chinatown posted:

bribe her with pub mix

I'm sad she's only one so she can't enjoy a 1.99 dog and refills.

That dogs a choking hazard.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Pennywise the Frown posted:

It's a $1.50 1/4lb Hot Dog and Drink with Refill dick. <:mad:> Get on board here.

It's 1.69 here

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Before or after tax?

Before tax

:dukedoge:

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Note to self make 'Tco runs a daddy daughter thing from now one and cut out the mom!

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


*News Flash* this 'Tco IS 1.50 for a dog unlike my 'Tco by work!

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Gonna go to the 'Tco to get big rear end seasoning jars that my colonial :newzealand: wife can't ignore.

We are a Costco household now can't be having bland tacos.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Thinking bout thos dogs.

Seriously I think my wife's dinner gave me rancid belly so I don't want the left overs for lunch. What can I get for about 1.50???

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


maniacripper posted:


Hello valuetown.

100 bucks at costco max per trip. Gas and 1.50 dog and drink plus refill excluded from total of course.

You're missing Ketchup

maniacripper posted:


Hello valuetown.

100 bucks at costco max per trip. Gas and 1.50 dog and drink plus refill excluded from total of course.

Needs ketchup

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


To say the 'Tco fails us by offering ketchup with dogs (@1.50 with refill) is to say the 'Tco fails and will cause a schism my friends.

May the ketchup run long and true and meld with its brothers yellow and brown mustard, with optional slaw and chopped onion (Relish GET OUT).

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Gonna do the Tco for lunch, do I do a dog or a slice?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Stopped at Costco to get some rear end paper amongst other things. Well, you guys yet again are awesome. I asked and the cleric there gave me sauerkraut. PBUC



Needs Ketchup. All hail the Ketchup apostates, death to the Catsup alliance.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


C. Everett Koop posted:

:manning: you're in the wrong part of town, friend

There are many paths to tasty town provided to us be the 'Tco

PBUC

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Had the combo slice today at the sTco', it was a little onion heavy but kept me going through the day. Haven't slept all week from the baby crying all night so it was my one joy.

PBUC

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Gonna head to the holy enclave today and full up on the final round of on sale kirkland frozen pizza sacramentals. I think I have space for 4 boxes, rest of space will be devoted to normandy and those sweet frozen breasts.

Hot dog WILL be enjoyed along with a single refill.

NO KETCHUP!!!!!!!!

PBUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: if i see that old bag sample bitch I'm gonna walk up and take 3 of whatever it is then throw them out and spit at her.

My friend have you heard of the new wonders of Ketchup? Join the Apostates.

PBUC

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Gungan Sex Toys posted:

this sounds like a sex move

Who said it isn't, we are apostates :wink:

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


K
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PBUC

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Squashy Nipples posted:

Begone, ye of literal child palate!

You are not worthy of the Holy Dog.

Come on now anyone with 55 dollars can buy an indulgence to the 'sTco and ketchup there dawg all they want for 1.50 (with refill).

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Squashy Nipples posted:

BLASPHEMY!
Membership is not required to dine at the sacred food stand! All may share in the blessings.

With Ketchup (Never Catsup)

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


My 14 month old ate a whole pack of Lentils from the sTco'.

PBUC

~Ketchup Apostates~

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Tim Whatley posted:

It's July 4th weekend technically so you know I'm about to head to the 'co and stock up on some motherfuckin BBQ supplies. What kind of hauls are we thinking, friends? Obviously Kirkland dogs. What else? Some potato salad?

Piled high?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Haven't been the the sTco in a while because the missus spends too much money but her cooking has been not on par lately. Gonna make the run Thursday and take over meal duty to bring us all back to Costco sponsored flavor country.

PBUC

~Ketchup Apostate~

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


About to make a 'Tco run and had to put my foot down and ban the wife from coming this time. I'd like to make it out under 400 dollars and can't do that with her impulse buys!

PBUC

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Gonna put Ketchup on my dog.

PBUC

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Teikanmi posted:

i like to get 3 dogs

one with ketchups, a sutra of childhood

one with ketchup and mustard, a prayer of adolescence

one with mustard, onions and kraut to complete the transition into an enlightened higher being, my body and soul filled to the brim with 100% all-beef goodness and my spirit 'refill'ed once over

PBUC, PBUC, PBUC.

like this post if this brought a tear 2 ur eye

One like = one prayer bles

PBUC

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Got some pork belly at the sTco today and excited to smoke that up!

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Taima posted:

From one smoker to another, how do you smoke your briskets? I can smoke a decent brisket but it usually comes out kind of dry. I don't do a brine or the squirt bottle of vinegar/whatever though, maybe that's the difference?

I smoke all kinds of other poo poo no problem.

Do you remember to leave a can of water in the smoker?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Lady today in front of me went to the register to try and pay for 35 dollars worth of gas with a check and expired member card.

Cashier put her off to the side and rung me up.

PBUC

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

heretics and unbelievers paw at the gates of heaven, desperate only for the deals within while ignoring our customs and sacred rights

Itís good to be the (executive member status) king.

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


I bet the Costco pizza hater doesnít even enjoy his free refill.

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