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Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

FCKGW posted:

I have kids lol

me too but I buy vegetables and fresh food to cook for them and not pre-packaged cancer, which makes me objectively better than you :smugdon:

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Oct 5, 2016

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Oct 5, 2016

Halloween candy is 16 dollars a bag for the good poo poo

Goddamn it why is it so expensive

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Oct 5, 2016

Sink

Bout

Dem

Dogs

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Oct 5, 2016

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Stay out of the Costco thread you piece of poo poo. This is holy land.

Remove your Dearfoams Men's Slippers before entering this thread.

https://www.costco.com/Dearfoams-Men%27s-Slipper.product.100353445.html

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Oct 5, 2016

Don't buy fruit either. Fruit always spoils for me, and at like $1 per apple or whatever it's a big waste.

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Oct 5, 2016

Trastion posted:

Don't buy things that will spoil before you will use it all. That is just common sense. If your family will eat a whole bag of apples in a week then it can be a good buy. If you live alone and eat 1 or 2 maybe don't buy the huge bag and get a couple single apples at a regular store.

It's not even the timing. Fruit at costco spoils within days. I can pick up every nectarine in the tray, bring it home and the very first day there will be mold growing on one of them. Then I throw it away so the mold doesn't spread and I find another one with mold on it. Maybe I throw away half the tray like this. It's not a question of not eating it fast enough, the fruit just spoil too quickly. Maybe Costco needs better buyers for fruit?

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Oct 5, 2016

Pennywise the Frown posted:


My mom got me a non-Costco one a few years ago but took it right away, used it herself and with the dog, then gave it back too me after it was ruined. :|


After all the talk of having sex under the sherpa, this sentence really messed with my head.

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Oct 5, 2016

Horse Clocks posted:

Does the co sell the pepperoni they put on their slice?

Yes for some reason they sell it in the "salad" area for me. Croutons, dressing, bacon bits, pumpkin seeds/craisin mix, etc. area

Your Costco may vary. At participating locations. Valid while dogs last.

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Oct 5, 2016


But what's for dinner

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Oct 5, 2016

DangerZoneDelux posted:

Do Costcos still have photo departments? My local one got rid of it and now it's just an online order bullshit like Shutterfly so it's hot loving garbage. I figured they all got rid of the instore photo departments. Another reason I rock a dual membership to Sam's

Yes they do and it's of course dirt cheap.

Bring your pics on a flash drive and enjoy my friend

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Oct 5, 2016

King size may cover my generous goon form

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Oct 5, 2016

flashy_mcflash posted:

Literally no reason to buy anything but the king size. No one on earth has ever uttered the phrase "this ultracomfortable furry portion of heaven itself is too darned big"

Washing a bigger quilt is tough, and so is drying it

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Oct 5, 2016

Well folks its Saturday, time to visit temple

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Oct 5, 2016

best alcohol per dollar at the co is probably bud regular

still watery but passable

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Oct 5, 2016

Trastion posted:

She'll most likely get some money for them...

Thats why british costco does what it does. Keeps the trashy people out who pull poo poo like this on our most venerable Costco. PBUC

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Oct 5, 2016

You can get 3 dollar ramen in Tokyo. It's not a dog but im guessing its good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtVL76gh09U

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Oct 5, 2016

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

Costco 4-pack for $4 dimmable LED flood lights have been a blessing for my kitchen

PBUC

Gotta get me some of these

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Oct 5, 2016

Some of you guys are only thinking about food. Costco is more than food. You should be buying everything from Costco. Not just because of their prices but because of the excellent return policy. If I buy a snowblower I know Costco has my back. Membership has its privileges.

edit: Meydey set y'all straight. PBUC.

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Oct 5, 2016

FogHelmut posted:

lol if you don't have the credit card and run every transaction in your life through the card like even paying bills with the card so you pay bills on your bills and you get cash back on your cash back

Of course I do this. I'd put my mortgage on the card if they let me. (They don't, I asked)

But I have a lot of my bills on it

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Oct 5, 2016

Trastion posted:

I only ever drink ice water and don't even get a refill of that. Sometimes if I get 2 dogs I don't take the second cup even or I give it to someone else in line.


"Where could we get enough 100% USDA certified beef in this remote place to feed such a crowd?"

"How many dogs do you have?" Trastion asked.

"Seven," they replied, "and a few fountain drinks (with refill)."

"Trastion told the members to sit down on the ground. Then he took the dogs and the drinks, and when he had given thanks, he broke them and gave them to the members, and they in turn to the people. They all ate and were satisfied. Afterward the members picked up seven basketfuls of broken hot dogs that were left over. The number of those who ate was four thousand men, besides women and children.

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Oct 5, 2016

Good Dog posted:

I see you're visiting my costco at literally any time of day during any time of the year. Welcome.

One time I arrived before the place opened . The parking lot was half full and people were lined up outside the door. It was just a regular weekday.

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Oct 5, 2016

Former DILF posted:

does anyone else use a costco brand PC? i7 plus 4gb vram for $500, picked up a 5 pack this weekend for only 2 gs

link to the one you bought, i need one

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Oct 5, 2016

Spinster posted:

I goofed. I bought the massive king size super sherpa blanket based on the recommendations in this thread.
So big and soft---only 16 bucks!
The twenty pound roll sat in my bedroom for a week before I went to wash it.
Oh. It won't fit in our washer and dryer.
(I have a twin bed.)
Ok, take it to work, their washer is bigger. That's not a problem, but the dryers are normal size and no matter what I do it ends up in a ball with a wet center.

So it's been draped across all the poo poo in my bedroom for 2 more days and still has a wet corner.
It's SO heavy too, I'm going to roll it into a man shaped doll and throw a leg over it at night to use it I think.

I warned you

The consensus I believe was "Use it until it's crusted over with cum and then buy a new one"

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Oct 5, 2016

Costco needs to sell a generic pseudoephedrine product. Paying out the nose (pun intended) for branded poo poo

Probably dont want to be associated with meth production but still. My sinuses are killing me.

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Oct 5, 2016

IronClaymore posted:

Hey, you know what Costco needs, what Costco REALLY NEEDS???

It needs to stop taking my housemate's rent money and leaving me in the lurch.

It's often a bargain, but not always.

She spent AU-$500 (US-$377-something) on mostly poo poo. I'm looking at the paper receipt right now.

Like breakfast bars and icecream and blueberries. loving blueberries! She spent $10, of rent money, on a luxury that costs $4 down the street if you walk for a couple of minutes! And what else do I have here: snack bars, snack items, overpriced vegetables, frozen food, bread. Oh and WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS?!?

$70 port?!?! From loving Costco? When she's behind on rent??????

I'm feeling this should be an E/N.

Repossess her goodies until she pays!! That port is yours!

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Oct 5, 2016

PBUC but MBUNY ( maleficence be upon new york) for not allowing me to get kirkland spiced rum

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Oct 5, 2016

Slotducks posted:

What does PBUC mean???

in islam, PBUH is written after mohammed and jesus' name (and probably other prophets). it means "peace be upon him".

costco is so great that we praise its name. peace be upon costco.

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Oct 5, 2016

Costco has cheesecake struesel muffins. Checkmate, bitch.

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Oct 5, 2016

Feeding little kids 'dogs is actually a choking hazard. Feeding it to them while they're in a carseat, in a moving vehicle that's stopping and starting, while the kid is falling asleep is probably a bad idea. PBUC but please be careful.

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Oct 5, 2016

all you need is one of those big bag of kettle chips and you can murder that sour cream easily

why yes i am morbidly obese

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Oct 5, 2016

belt posted:

Printed on those brilliant Kirkland brand T-shirts.

embroidered or im out

(PBUC)

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Oct 5, 2016

Super Waffle posted:

This is a new policy I think, they won't let me go through the exit to get to the food court any more, I have to go through the entrance and pass through the registers to get that sweet sweet chicken bake

Yes they just did this to me as well last week.

I think it is foolish because I will show the lady my card, go in to get my dog, then leave to get a cart, and come back in and show the lady my card.

I'm going to get double counted, 'Co. Is that what you want? An incorrect count?

PBUC

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Oct 5, 2016

The Co giveth and the Co giveth some more

My cup runneth over (from free refills)

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Oct 5, 2016

smoobles posted:

What the gently caress

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Oct 5, 2016

binge crotching posted:

I'm crying right now from hearing that

the Co giveth and the Co taketh away

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Oct 5, 2016

polish is more expensive than a regular dog though, where I live.

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Oct 5, 2016

shame upon this member

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Oct 5, 2016

KakerMix posted:

Our Costco has a separate optometrist with an office in the store, you do not need a membership to visit them and they are not employed by Costco, she just runs her practice in there. Something about Costco and memberships and medical services, I assume it's like the pharmacy.
You get an exam, get a prescription and then walk out of the office to the Costco optical right outside and order your stuff out there be it glasses or contacts, or both!
I do the same thing you do, glasses at night and disposables during the day. I get it all at Costco.


Zenni isn't that much cheaper, especially because you can try on the frames while at Costco. Costco frames are only a bit more than Zenni.

I don't know about that man. I just bought some Zenni glasses. They were 10 dollars plus 5 dollars shipping. The minimum you are spending at costco is 100 bucks. That said I know what shape frames I want and my prescription isn't some weird poo poo.

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Oct 5, 2016

they were sampling some ravioli and it was banging

I didnt buy it and now I regret it

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