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actionjackson posted:I have a Skagen, it looks cool and didn't cost an absurd amount of money If you've got two people in your household the bag of mini oranges lasts roughly a week. They start turning after a week and a half. Costco has it down to a science.
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denimgorilla posted:I used to work at Costco. How'd you get fired?
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I have sinned against Costco and I repent. Went to IKEA, they've got two 'dogs and a soda for $2. They're so bad though. ![]()
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Jesus you savages, just get a Kirkland Bidet installed.
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Dely Apple posted:They had a nice layering sweater out and every single one out of 40 were Medium. America is getting back into shape apparently. No fatties allowed in Costco, you didn't pay attention to your renewal notice did you.
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The Cubelodyte posted:Honestly I don't think the Costco dogs (even the Polish ones) are all that. They're just okay. Can't beat the price though, so there's that. They're miles ahead of Ikea dogs.
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Mons Hubris posted:For travel and restaurants you should really be using the Chase Sapphire Reserve though.... As an American, it's our duty to support the least-bad corporation. Costco is clearly the way to go.
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Citizen Tayne posted:My wife and I biked past a costco today. I suggested having lunch there at the food court and she said, "We should go to Red Robin, we can do better than the Costco Food Court." You made the right choice. If you go onto the website, Costco has two for one on mail order brides.
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ArbitraryC posted:Am I the only one who wishes costco just cut out the whole snake oil organic poo poo, like you can't even buy canned or frozen veggies at mine without them being organic, and that makes em more expensive than even p normal grocery stores. "This is fake news" he squealed as he waddled past the organic vegetables to his precious cheetos.
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rezatahs posted:i've been a member since 2008 and never bought a dog That's ![]()
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ArbitraryC posted:I just shop at winco instead but yeah, maybe you believe in chemtrails too idunno. Winco is good if you don't have a Costco around or you want more variety than Costco offers.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:My gf will only eat plain chicken, i season post cook -.- ![]()
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Fellis posted:Trip report: Fuuuck I wish ours carried duck.
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Meydey posted:The dad in me really wants to make a lame duck joke. Well after he's finished tell him to post.
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Kelp Me! posted:Holy poo poo there's almost 80% of the daily allotment of sodium in those You should be proud to die so that Costco might flourish. It's in the membership packet.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I got some turkey jerky that was on sale there about a year ago. I don't remember the brand, it could have even been Jack's Links. Either way it was loving terrible. I got like 3 packs because of the sale and I tried each of them once assuming that the next bag can't possibly be as bad as the last one. First time I've ever thrown a bunch of jerky out. I should make amends by buying some meat from Costco and making my own jerky with my dehydrator. You left the PNW, literally nothing in your life will ever be as good as it could have been. ![]()
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Just wanted to say that Ikea food is worlds better than Costco food. IKEA hotdogs are garbage. If you want to pay a Nordic to poo poo in your mouth that's your business.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Stuck in Costco with a newborn for an hour (waiting on my tires to be installed). There's a hidden playground in the lighting section, third tier of shelves. Nobody ever goes back there.
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Executive memberships are for people who are poo poo at math, sorry friend. Just get the credit card, it's a far superior option.
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Amex and Costco had a clash (Amex were convinced they were a prestige brand and looked down on the Costco people because instead of having MBAs they had just worked for 20 years) which led to Costco walking into the loving arms of Visa. They let 20% of their business walk out the door because they couldn't stop being snobby assholes. Edit--https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-how-amex-lost-costco/ Relevant Tangent fucked around with this message at 10:31 on May 3, 2017 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:I have to go to IKEA today and it makes me sick knowing the absolute lovely dog that awaits me. Just don't get one. They're proof that the Scandinavians have never forgiven the world for the Second World War.
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naem posted:IKEA is great when you're just starting out in life and you need a chair/desk/shelving/bed frame combo and your budget is $237.42 You've got a type, and you should consider branching out quickly because you're not getting younger.
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Got my dog, tried the parmesan and pepper flakes version, it was real good.
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Are all costco gas stations on the opposite end of the parking lot? Keeps you safe from having to deal with that mess and the mess that is driving around near the entrance simultaneously, so I'm going to assume they planned it that way.
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Super Waffle posted:
Is your Costco in Silent Hill? Only, that's a ton of fog. Went to the Holy Land today. Some baguettes, some red wine, and some mozzeralla. Also some milk and some Laphroaig because A it's good and B it was on sale. Hot dog and a Mountain Dew, truly a blessed day.
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Visited the Holy Land, the blast of cool air on a hot day was orgasmic.
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FCKGW posted:Yeah i'm not too upset about it. We're a small but fast-growing city that's running out of free land and our neighbour city is expanding super fast so our city needs to lock some big names to the last remaining parcels in the city or they will literally build across the street in another town that's 4x our size and we see none of the long-term tax benefits. You're going to get annexed. Went to Costs and bought whisky, chocolate, and eggs. Got a dog of course. PBUC
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Pretty sure Canadian currency still has the Queen on it. So you're really paying with British money.
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Watched a man eat 3/4ths of a Costco pepperoni pizza by himself today. It was inhuman.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I've eaten all but one slice before (not the crusts though). I had sat down just to eat one slice because it was fresh, and some random rear end in a top hat walked by and said "Can't eat all that". I was then determined to show him that yes, I could eat all that. Never again. Something like 4250 calories in one sitting and you still didn't prove the dude wrong smh.
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We will not. Neither will the generations to come. Costco is eternal. The woman referenced in your article is a Mormon and thus a heretic. Had a dog with some relish, deli mustard, and pepper flakes today, they were out of the cheese. PBUC
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C. Everett Koop posted:good horsey it's part of the sacrament, certainly
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Saw an actual monk (robe, sandals, tonsure) and a nun while taking communion. It was funny, the monk had a guy to handle his money for him.
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My favorite part about this thread is that when it began people thought it was ironic.
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PBUC for today when I attended I found BOGO rye whiskey
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Got those limoncello almonds, highly recommend.
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BaconCopter posted:You motherfucker. All I want are some GOD damned holy french fries at my church and you have the nerve to complain about a temporary outage. SMFH Holy wars start over poo poo like this.
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Chinatown posted:excuse me i enjoy the chicken caesar salad a third side in the holy war
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Ban dogs from the church, leaves more room for cats.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2025 10:41 |
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Fair. Also talking, church should be filled with a reverent silence broken only by the traditional calling of their wares of the sample-folk.
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