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Chinatown posted:

Gotta hit the 'sco this weekend for a 2-pack of Dr. Bronners Magic Hemp Peppermint Pure Castile Soap. ALL ONE!

wtf bro, that's the soap i swear by but my costco doesn't sell it! and i can't find it on costco.com either. what sort of trickery is this

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 01:57

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# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 13:26

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If you see my cart
Move out of the loving way
And your dumb kids too

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 00:21

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Jingleheimer posted:

You actually can get stuff delivered from Costco, just not directly through Costco itself. They recently made a deal with Instacart for that very purpose. People will just have to deal with Instacart for Costco deliveries. I'm not very familiar with Instacart though, so I don't know if dealing with them is a good or a bad thing. And I don't know how or if it would work with big stuff like tv's or furniture.

if you're a business then costco will deliver. i know this because of the costco trucks i see driving around that say "who delivers to your business?" in huge letters on the side

# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 22:18

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finished my bottle of kirkland french vodka, promptly purchased another :patriot:

# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 23:07

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my local costco has been selling 6 packs of tall cans of arrogant bastard pilsner for like $6 and i've bought at least 5 by now but they're almost out

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 00:05

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Taima posted:

the ethical issues around Bulleit

can you expand on this? not sure what you're referring to but interested to know more

# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 22:42

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guys i have like 5 or 6 of these kirkland dress shirts and they are really nice shirts and so cheap yesss :thumbsup:

# ¿ Mar 28, 2018 04:14

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i have 3 words for you

kirkland chocolate almonds :getin:

# ¿ Apr 10, 2018 04:44

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ya personally i sweat from my armpits so im not sure what good a wife beater is gonna do except make me look like a redneck

# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 23:49

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Ate Costco prime ribeye for dinner :discourse:

# ¿ May 16, 2018 02:44

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I take it all you fine folks read your Costco Connections magazine. Have you ever done any of the trips they advertise? I assume my church would not lead me astray but I�m interested to hear experiences... looking for a couples getaway :getin:

# ¿ May 19, 2018 06:16

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Today�s Costco run:
- another of those $30 tower fans for the bedroom since the one in the living room is so good
- two (2) Kirkland brand quality dress shirts
- an igloo cooler that is now an uncleanable gluey mess of adhesive after attempting to remove giant labels, will be returning, PBUC

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 01:50

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Update: gluey cooler returned no questions asked, replaced with different cooler which is much better

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 02:20

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i guess $39 is a decent price for a handle of lovely blended whiskey

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 23:51

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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Here's a hot take, bitching because a Scotch is blended doesn't make you more sophisticated. This obsession with single malt is just a stupid whisky snob thing from when you could get a really good or a really bad bottle depending on the malt you chose. Master distillers are able to create rich tapestries of interesting flavors in blended scotches more readily than a single origin whisky could on its own (cognac in particular is another spirit where the blend gets you the depth of flavor).

Also holy poo poo this obsession with peat flavor - I agree that none is bad, a little is good but more reaches the point of diminishing returns and you get to these bog monsters that taste like you're drinking liquid smoke and chewing on dirt: it will absolutely and utterly overpower every other subtle taste in the distillate. It's why the obsession with increasingly hoppy IPAs doesn't make you a beer connoisseur; you just learn to like literally one (initially unpalatable) flavor and your palate is totally absent beyond that. Learning to like something that has one strong flavor isn't a sign of sophistication.

Many of the blended whiskys are among the best in the world and it has nothing to do with marketing.

i mean sure but it remains a fact that johnny walker is to scotch as patron is to tequila: not very good, primarily used to impress unsophisticated drinkers who care more about price and brand recognition than taste

# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 00:05

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anyone got costco red wine recommendations? cabernet sauvignon, zinfandel, pinot noir, that sort of thing. or bordeaux blends whatever. i'm on a red wine kick lately

# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 00:57

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wine followup: kirkland malbec is pretty good, not as much flavor as the others but smooth. kirkland old vine zinfandel i thought was better, will probably pick up a case of that!

also don't buy bagels from costco, those aren't real bagels.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 01:41

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Gatts posted:

Costco Pizza is a 9.5/10 for me. I love it and it's better than actual NY pizza. Only deep dish is better from, like, Angelos or Chicago Deep Dish which is 10/10. And 40g protein!! GETTIN' DEM GAINZ, BRO!!

have you ever been to new york

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 00:09

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Trip report: Kirkland signature series Rutherford Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley 2016
Fucken daaaaank
Gonna go back and buy a case if they still have it. Hop on this

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 04:35

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the pierogies are good and strangely not as bad for you as you'd expect

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 00:25

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i wanna say it was 20 or 25? more than a typical kirkland bottle but a great deal for napa valley cab

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 00:29

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i don't get my tires at costco but i do take my car there when the air pressure is low. they have a bigass compressor and the guy will just hook up the hose and do it for you and off you go. don't think you need to be a costco member even

# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 22:44

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well gently caress me for not realizing they make pumps for your car tires that take their power from the car itself! guess i have a costco run in my future :shobon:

# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 01:16

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lmao at anyone who has to buy diapers just lmfao

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 17:29

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preshredded cellulose is covered in cheese powder

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 19:41

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what good is a bidet going to do when i take most of my shits at work

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 01:19

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lately my local costco has fresh halibut fillets :getin:

# ¿ May 22, 2019 20:26

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purchased an ipad pro from church for $50 cheaper than the apple store, pbuc

# ¿ Jun 15, 2019 00:16

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appleskates posted:

This is a crime against proper cheese packaging. There is no way this cheese tastes good or like it is even supposed to. Also those are probably $4-6 pieces of cheese so you aren�t even saving much money compared to, say, picking out freshly cut cheeses that you like with a cheesemonger at Whole Foods. (Which is my job and I love it a lot and I WILL fight you about cheese.)

can you guys cut the cheese pieces smaller so i can try a new cheese for less than $15 thank you

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 18:46

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why do the costco cart retrieval people not get those electric cart pushing machines? lots of smaller stores have those. seems like they'd need them even more in giant costco parking lot with lines of 40+ giant costco carts

# ¿ Jul 8, 2019 18:51

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Iron Crowned posted:

You can also buy them with SNAP benefits because they're not a hot prepared food

OHHH it makes sense now

# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 17:57

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Chinatown posted:

I listen to Jim Rome every day.

That's a good rant.

jim rome is the loving worst and you ought to be castrated

# ¿ Jul 22, 2019 19:05

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AKZ posted:

I would reccomend a playful little cocktail called the Taima Special. Take a handful of glass, toss it in your mouth, and chew.

i can eat glass, it does not hurt me

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 18:47

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the proper vacuum to get is the numatic henry which sadly costco does not sell

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 00:28

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i don't want three butter cinnamon loaf but it would probably cost me more to make a single butter cinnamon loaf myself

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# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 13:26

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the costco hot dog is steamed. a proper hot dog needs to be grilled, and it should have noticeable char

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 04:36

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