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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat
 
Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

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I bought parchment paper at Costco once and now I'll be eating food en papillote until I'm dead.

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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

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I have a bad thing about Costco! My cousin's baby had a diaper rash of such tenacity it became common family gossip. And when they finally identified the culprit? Kirkland Signature Baby Wipes.

I don't want to bring the thread down but I also don't want to be responsible for chapped asses.

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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

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They consulted multiple doctors before rightly laying the blame at Costco's humongous feet.

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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

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the good fax machine posted:

Been using these for almost a year and a half on our baby with no issues.
Look I can't account for your luck and/or your baby's titanium rear end, just sayin' Costco isn't all muffins and hotdogs, and sometimes things are super cheap affordable for a reason.

C. Everett Koop posted:

Wipe the baby with the bun from $1.50 hot dog and drink!

Or stop feeding them to your baby either or.
This...the answer was in front of me all along :aaaaa:

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Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

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anonumos posted:

Also, some babies CAN be sensitive to products you use every day. It's not unheard of. Not sure why people are hating so hard on the person who posted about the Kirkland's wipes being an issue for their baby. Maybe they suggested the wipes are inherently bad, and that offended people, but come on...Personally my oldest son had terrible rash when using Walmart's wipes, while my youngest has basically never had diaper rash of any kind with any wipe from any store.
It's because they bought a wholesale club pack of meanness. I don't have a Costco membership and now I'm not even sure I want one. :colbert:

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