Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat

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LoonyLeif: Jul 17, 2001; You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:09

LoonyLeif: Jul 17, 2001; You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

Math You posted:

Just lol if you've never had a sausage so flavourful and aromatic that your farts caused you to vacate each room you dropped a bomb in.
Farts that seem more vapour than gas and settle into all of your clothing. Farts you carry with you for days after you last let one rip. A deep musk you can taste.

I pity anyone who's never had that kind of sausage

I am imbued with the essence of our lord

I must spread the message to lands far and wide

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 00:34

LoonyLeif: Jul 17, 2001; You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

wtf, it would be impossible to pick up all the needles that thing left behind.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 19:39

LoonyLeif: Jul 17, 2001; You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

I buy the Kirkland TP. It comes in a crate-sized block. At first I was afraid that it would be the same product as previously bought at the unholy Sam's Club (forgive me). That was less than 1-ply -- more like .25 ply.

I can report that the Kirkland TP is of the highest quality. Your anus will pucker with satisfaction. Rejoice.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 04:44

LoonyLeif: Jul 17, 2001; You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

All I'll say is I love those microwave dumplings in the big bag. Throw em in a pan for a few minutes and then pop em in the microwave to finish. Crispy on the outside and meaty on the inside.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 20:59

LoonyLeif: Jul 17, 2001; You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

Harton posted:

Picked up the ready to cook Korean BBQ beef and onion deal. Holy poo poo me and the wife were in flavor country. First time I ever saw it at my local Co. I�m buying that poo poo every time I see it now. It was amazing.

is it this thing?

http://www.tastyislandhawaii.com/images13/costco_hawaii/costco_hi_bulgogi_beef.jpg

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 23:26

LoonyLeif: Jul 17, 2001; You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

Those milk jugs are terrible and they have a much higher center of gravity, meaning you have to work a lot more to get em out of the fridge.

Also I have no idea why but the milk at my Costco expires just one week after purchase. "I'll chance it," I say, and let it go a week. Never again. That milk was foul. Going to Aldi from now on for milk that lasts two months; it must be irradiated or some poo poo

# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 06:41

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:09

LoonyLeif: Jul 17, 2001; You know, if Dave Thomas is really dead, then how does he keep coming out with all these new sandwiches?

thinkin bout them dogs

# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 19:52

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