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thathonkey posted:they have some of those curved tvs at my work i think they are actually worse thn non-curved somehow like wtf is the point of that It lets them advertise ever-increasing screen sizes.
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Wow. You're not showing the proper Costco Spirit.
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I want to have sex in a Costco.
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Some day, I'm going to have sex in a Costco. That's my life's goal.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've had the Costco credit card for about a year now but only used it once, before they switched to Visa or whatever. The only reason I got it was because I had a huge cart with a TV and everything on it for my new home ready to go and my debit card wasn't working. So they kept the place open for me while I applied for the card and got it right then and there so I could pay for my stuff. I forgot how Costco showed pity on me and hooked me up with something I should have gotten anyway. Costco is really good to their customers. I get ~$400 back a year in total with the credit card and store rebate checks.
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binge crotching posted:Here you go, this is the good poo poo. dang, check out the aesthetics on that salad cup. *whistles*
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unpleasantly turgid posted:love the salad and dawg I got a "yen" for that bulgogi bake, if you get what I'm saying.
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Lazyhound posted:I like how all the Japanese writing is actually just the English names again, instead of an actual translation. Hey, look at this guy who wants everyone to know that he can read Japanese!
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1500quidporsche posted:30x34. At one stage when I still smoked I was 28x34 and that really was like pulling teeth trying to find something that didn't make me look like I just swing by the salvation army on my way back from the methadone clinic. Costco stocks very carefully according to the demographics of the area. There are two Costcos I go to here, one in a shopping area where people from West Virginia go and one right across the river from where the orthodox jewish communities are, and they wouldn't be two more different places.
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Kelp Me! posted:The only Costco in my area is equally frequented by the massive Orthodox Jew community and the equally massive Hispanic community and I've never really noticed any targetted marketing towards either The west side one where all of WV goes to shop has lots of tacky camouflage poo poo, gun safes, hunting gear, etc the eastern one has normal people poo poo and also a kosher bakery
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I would have sex with Costco if it were possible.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:You could buy a 1/4 Hot Dog and 20oz drink for $1.50, then just take the dog into the bathroom and Coscto could have sex with you. ![]()
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Lacey posted:I bought parchment paper at Costco once and now I'll be eating food en papillote until I'm dead. My wife bakes a lot. We bought a package of parchment paper four years ago and we still haven't run out.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:You have identified the one goon project that can be accomplished by 98% of goons, and the 2% failure rate should produce at least one good thread. Costco customers are generally affluent, so you're wrong.
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My wife and I biked past a costco today. I suggested having lunch there at the food court and she said, "We should go to Red Robin, we can do better than the Costco Food Court." I'm single now.
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Teikanmi posted:Red Robin has pretty good burgers for a chain restaurant though, and the garlic fries are top tier I'm divorced from you now, too.
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rezatahs posted:i've been a member since 2008 and never bought a dog You just hosed up real bad, pal.
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:You people who shop at Walmart/BJs/Bullshit instead of Costco are inhuman scum. Success means never having to step foot in Walmart.
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The Costco stores here don't sell booze of any sort.
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Chinatown posted:I got a 36 pack of coors light last nite for like 22 bux nice!
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Kelp Me! posted:Ok so I'm trying to justify the cost of just owning up and buying my own drat membership. The thing is, meat and cheeses and produce are great but it's just me and my wife and even supermarket produce has a tendency to go bad because we wait too long. So I'm trying to compile a list of non-perishables that justify the membership cost. So far I've got: Get a chest freezer and buy your meat at Costco. Your membership pays for itself right there.
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FogHelmut posted:Yeah, this might get me banned from the thread, but certain items aren't cheaper at Costco. I got a chest freezer on sale at Best Buy for about $100 less than Costco. Costco's stuff won't necessarily be the cheapest but it will usually be the best at that price point. I've had very few Costco duds.
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Scornful Sexbot posted:So I suggested that Costco membership to my folks, and turns out they have a sams club membership. Instead of instantly telling them to gently caress off with that, I actually did some research. There are lots of tradeoffs, but the most important thing is definitely the food court. Does this look familiar to any of you? Costco's stuff is pretty high quality. Sam's Club is Walmart in bulk. gently caress that.
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Snowmankilla posted:What are they even looking for. What I don't get is when I am buying $400 in office supplies they check for 5 seconds. If I am buying $80 in fruit and baby food it takes 5 sec. And when I bought $600 in booze and high end food, 5 sec. The primary purpose is to mark your receipt
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Teikanmi posted:same but still Jim Sinegal is from Pittsburgh.
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:My Costco might not have all the blessings of your Costco but now that winter is upon us let me share why our Costco is the greatest Costco: Volvos are actually Chinese SUVs now, friend.
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