Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat

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n8r: Jul 3, 2003; I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar

Do you know what happens when you accidentally throw your receipt out at the food court? I found out today...

# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 03:32

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# ¿ Nov 8, 2025 16:20

n8r: Jul 3, 2003; I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar

Anemone Thief posted:

I'm very interested

Went to the help desk, they took my card and printed a duplicate receipt. They were pretty serious about the whole situation.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 18:05

n8r: Jul 3, 2003; I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar

I bet she spends at least $250
re: Stroopwaffels
I think those mini stroopwaffels suck, give me full size or nothing at all. Did anyone get in on the McDonalds Stroopwaffel McFlurry? Holy crap that was good.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 21:02

n8r: Jul 3, 2003; I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar

Pumpkin pie is the perfect whip cream delivery device.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 16:32

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Renegret posted:

my kiddo's at the "throw cheerios everywhere" stage and we have a broken dog who doesn't eat the cherrios off the floor, so we get the worst of both worlds.

Thankfully the living room is hardwood (with a shallow area rug for the baby to play on) so when the kid's napping or they go out, the toys come off the floor and my wife runs the Roomba. We'll still steam clean the hardwood once a week but it helps keep the dog hair and crumbs away and the floor stays fairly clean.

Get a dust buster, no idea how one could have a kid without one.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 20:53

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Strip chicken of meat while still warm.
Put carcass in a pot, cover with water, simmer at low temp for 24hr.
Remove bones, now you have broth!
Bring broth to boil, add bowtie pasta and any number of fresh or canned vegetables and beans. You could also try rice.
Add salt and pepper to taste.

For about $8 you have at least 6 servings of very good chicken noodle soup.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2020 14:47

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Just went for communion, no shopping today. Two employees sanitizing each shopping cart. Nobody sanitizing the ketchup/mustard/etc pumps. Security theater I say.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 23:12

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SilvergunSuperman posted:

To get food I'd assume, dummy.

Not everyone can afford to hoard.

Do you live in an area where the grocery stores aren't offering pickup or delivery?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 05:48

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take me you ANIMAL posted:

Just wanted to say that scott 1000 stuff is terrible. They bought it to stock since the store was out of KS. Stuff rubbed my rear end raw after a week of work poopin, had to start bringing my own kirkland from home.

Had some inspectors come by today for my 1 year inspection, first people we've had in the house in a month. They saw the pack of clorox wipes we had and were amazed and said they couldn't find them anywhere, so we gave them a package when they left. My wife has been giving people at her work packs of TP if they said they were running out and couldn't find anything. We all gotta help each other out as much as we can right now, even little things like that can make someones day. I gotta go to work every day, so grabbing something like that is no problem, but keeping someone from making a trip out they don't have to make helps.

Off topic, but what are you getting inspected after a year? Something building related?

# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 03:19

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Republicans posted:

My local costco was unusually busy for 10am on a wednesday. Fresh beef/pork/chicken were limited to 3-per-member and the only fresh poultry they had was ground chicken/turkey. Bought a 20lb ribeye roast to cut into steaks, a 3 pack of st louis ribs and a pack of ground beef. Luckily the limit doesn't apply to frozen or ready-to-eat items so I loaded up on the vacpacs of hand-pulled rotisserie chicken, pulled pork, smoked brisket and whatnot that all freeze well. Ended up spending over $600 but I got my panic shopping done at least.

Good job being part of the problem.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2020 20:09

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norp posted:

This corral?

Respect for backing into such a tight spot.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 00:21

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Hey crazy fridge guy. Please post the excel doc you maintain of the contents of your fridges/freezers.

Edit: Also please describe your emergency generator setup in case of power loss.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 18:44

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Knot My President! posted:

I'm gonna be having a housewarming in a bit and I'm trying to refrain from making a Google Sheet that finds the breakeven point where hiring a Lugg to deliver Costco pizzas becomes worth it compared to ordering multiple extra large pizzas from another local good pizza place

It's $54 flat for Lugg to do a "furniture delivery" and $10 per Costco pepperoni, so probably like four pizzas makes it edge out local joints and the bonus being it's Costco pizza

Whenever possible don�t participate in the gig economy.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 04:26

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pentyne posted:

Just buy the massive box of flushable wipes

Uh oh

# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 17:46

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# ¿ Nov 8, 2025 16:20

n8r: Jul 3, 2003; I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar

I think I got food poisoning from bitchin� sauce.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2022 20:08

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