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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Garbage food for garbage people.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Moridin920 posted:

you'r a monster

And proud of it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Moridin920 posted:

idk how people gently caress up with the self checkout so bad

the first few times okay you're figuring it out but cmon son

Try buying individual kool-aid packets at one.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Detective No. 27 posted:

You can buy a barrel of Jack Daniels for $10k.

Who the gently caress would want to?

Evan WIlliams Mother Fucker.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


TheLightPurges posted:

The people who complain about "paying a membership fee to shop" blow my fuckin mind and are usually shortsighted poor people.

Like dude you make that up in savings in a few trips. You come out wayyyyyy ahead its not even close.

They are the same people who pay their car insurance on a monthly basis. The simple math just scares them.

Post your yearly household budget including all expenses.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


TheLightPurges posted:

Pretend I posted a long middle class budget that included lots of savings. Whats the own you are saving up?

Cost, yo.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Jesus Christ posted:

I've got a bunch of COST stock, they should give me free membership. :|

You get a dividend, don't you?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Professor Shark posted:

Can you check out the Tag Heuers for me?

Those are some loving ugly rear end watches.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


shoophobo posted:

Just passed the area where they sell desk chairs. All the husbands are sitting on the chairs playing on their phones or reading books (from the book aisle!!) as they wait for their spouses to shop.

The neutered aisle.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Tiny Lowtax posted:

Yah I know we do

Buy me plat.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Tiny Lowtax posted:

I didn't get rich by buying people stupid poo poo

How did you get rich?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Tiny Lowtax posted:

Buying things in bulk and investing the remainder

And paying membership fees?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Tiny Lowtax posted:

Sorry you can't afford $4 a month to save way more than that

Enjoy your country club shopping experience.

Gotta keep those plebs out, amirite?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


People ITT desperately attempt to justify shopping at an exclusive club, because they are better then everyone else.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Exclusive club lol. This isn't a loving super expensive country club where you have to get sponsored or something.

Pay $50, make up that $50 after going there a couple of times.

Sorry dude. This isn't an elite club. Sam's club exists (which you have to pay for) and it's still filled with Walmart degenerates.

shoophobo posted:

why you mad lol

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

I don't need to justify poo poo.



One little, two little, three little piggies.....

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Tiny Lowtax posted:

Yah that's me counting the amount of bacon I get at Costco for the same price as one package at your lovely grocery store

Enjoy your low cost heart disease!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Tell us how to live, wise one.

Be specific. Use detailed examples.



Get money, gently caress bitches.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


ArtIsResistance posted:

Somehow I miss when you were just a bad poster who tried to be good instead of a bad poster who tried to be a meany-pants

I so rarely do this, and I've thoroughly enjoyed this time.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Moridin920 posted:

i bought a big rear end jar of pickles like a month ago and i haven't even opened it yet

it was a gallon of pickles for under $4 i mean cmon I gotta buy that

Well, it's not like they are going to go bad anytime soon.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005



Garbage food, for garbage people.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Chinatown posted:

youre very negative

Beats being fleeced by a corporation that has someone convinced people that they need to buy an 11 year supply of cling wrap.

And a $4,000 watch.

And thirty pounds of chex mix.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


KakerMix posted:

I bet he is a non member

And proud of not wasting money on a subscription to a grocery store.

I can buy this poo poo literally anywhere, but OH NO! I need a membership and lovely hot dogs to justify my shopping experience.

KakerMix posted:

Say it to my face but my face is on the members only side at the entrance of Costco past the lady holding the little clicker

Gotta come out some time asswipe!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Chinatown posted:

i save over $300 per year on gas after deducting the annual fee. Anyways what were you saying?

288 so far this year with a current discount of 2.80 waiting to be used on thirty gallons of gas. No membership fees.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

You haven't told us how to be yet, wise master.

We're still waiting...



I told you; Get Money, gently caress Bitches. I will not repeat this again.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


thathonkey posted:

actually you could probably stake out and live at a costco for years and years without them ever making another delivery

Not unless they have a comically oversized dildo aisle.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Mycroft Holmes posted:

I didn't know your mom let people in her closet.

My momma lets everybody "in".

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

How do we Get Money, wise one? Spell it out please, we need your wisdom. I'm pretty sure the bitch problem will solve itself.

What? I'm supposed to just espouse my wisdom for free? You want me to fix your entire life for nothing? I'm not supposed to eat?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


shoophobo posted:

you could afford to eat and offer free advice if you saved money buying in bulk at your local COSTCO® Warehouse.

Sonny I think you need to have a kibitz with your Bubeleh

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Mycroft Holmes posted:

no jew in their right mind would pass up costco savings

Citation needed

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Yes, yes, people with money make more of it, we all know that. How do you make your first million and make the other boys accept you?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Sounds legit. See, VendaGoat? This guy knows what's up.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Anderron Shi posted:

What could have added a 2.8 and made it a solid 10.0?

He deducted for his dignity.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


flashy_mcflash posted:

Costco should have a premium membership that comes with a chest freezer

What woman would pay for that?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


I do the butt floss thing with a fine chamois.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Quick Draw McGraw posted:

Charmin red is good, it's charmin blue that's bad. Unfortunately, costco doesn't always carry the red so it's one of those intermittently available items

Much like in 4oK Green Iz Best!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


butterbar posted:

People are used to utter incompetence and shitfuckery from their giant corporations, so when a company is well run and also doesn't treat their customers like poo poo, people can recognize that and appreciate it

Oh that's good to know.

I thought it was all the brainwashing.

I'm so stupid.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


My Man Shran posted:

I live in a county inhabited by some of the slimiest rich white people in the country.

Costco is where I go to have people push their carts into my car doors and leave them. My insurance company hates costco.

I still love it, though. I mean, that nut mix so good.

By leaving their carts embedded in your car's doors, they are creating a job. Some one has to put them back.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


thathonkey posted:

it's mediocre italian food it might be considered good if it were cheaper

See, this is the honest truth and then there is me being an Italian.

I can make better sauce and salad.

It would be like offering a rancher a frozen chuck steak.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Gatts posted:

Costco should just create a side bar area and put up their TVs to show the sports games and serve hard drinks at discounted prices and in bulk along with the food. "I'll have a shor....uhh...give me the 56 liter Christmas Ale and a pack of your 5 whole Turkeys in Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce. Yes I'm here by myself. Churro for dessert."

So, make it into even more of a country club?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


I sure do love country club grocery stores.

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