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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Wait, they have chili at the hot dog place?

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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I like buying that huge bag of lemons, it means lemonade for like 2 weeks at least.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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I bought a sweater from Costco for like $20 bucks and threw it in the washer, not realizing it was that good-rear end spun wool type sweater, because where the gently caress do you get a high quality wool sweater for $20 bucks?



Motherfucking Costco, that's where

So now I have a tiny sweater and I ain't even mad

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Costco is awesome for the gainz

So much chicken and eggs and milk and broccoli

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I buy these 14 pound containers of Delicat (garbage-tier cat food) for the stray cats in my area and the 14 pound container is $36.99 on Amazon Prime. At Cosco? The exact same identical thing (Delicat 14 lb container) is $15.99. A loving 21 dollar difference. God bless Costco.

The gently caress is wrong with you

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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thathonkey posted:

watches are only useful as a status symbol and have been for a long time

I know when I want to check the time, I like to dig through my pockets like a moron, and press a button, instead of just casually flicking my wrist


You doofus

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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TheLightPurges posted:

I make like 80k a year I can afford a watch if I want one. I don't I spend it on Hearthstone cards and manga instead

People already fear and respect me I don't need a bracelet to accomplish that. My T levels are optimal.

There we go

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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My guess: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF1mx-Dcek8

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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I'm the asian lady who is driving her cart frantically, like one of those contestants in the "Put as Much poo poo as Possible in Your Cart in the Prescribed Time Limit" shows.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Hector Beerlioz posted:

The show was called Supermarket Sweep

Hey, that's a much better title!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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VendaGoat posted:

Sonny I think you need to have a kibitz with your Bubeleh

I did Nazi that coming

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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My TV is about to die, time to go get a motherfucking TV at Costco, thanks Costco

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Costco will gladly tear their corporate spleen out for their customers, so I think standing in line is a small price to pay, but then again, I'm not a badass rebel.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Cooking and drinking a huge bottle of Kirkland cabernet, everything is marinated

Winos should really invest in a costco card, they'd benefit highly from the huge bottles of $5 wine

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Costco is the closest we're going to get to ethical capitalism in this shithole

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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interwhat posted:

I think I'll checkout Costco. Is there any way you can get like a month trial membership?

I think you can buy a gift card online and then use it in store, no problem.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Pennywise the Frown posted:

Eat the rich. Burn this poo poo planet to the ground.

But first, a hotdog!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Dat YNAB doe

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Goddamn, there is definitely no better place to buy allergy pills than Costco. And I got some dope laundry baskets there too!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Nfcknblvbl posted:

If it makes you feel any better, they will terminate your membership permanently if you gently caress with them too much (like buying and returning electronics all the drat time).

loving A, Costco for life

When I worked retail, my number 1 burning hatred was reserved for all the assholes who constantly game the system, deprive other customers of service, and get rewarded for it. Good job, Costco.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Richard M Nixon posted:

We at Whole Foods will continue to look smugly at the Costco masses, but re: shoplifting, our annual sales losses due to shoplifting were around a half million dollars. We have several armed security guards on call in the building, at least 2-3 undercover guards walking through the store all day long (they actually carry baskets with food to blend in and have kevlar lined backpacks) and there's a room in the back of the store where they take shoplifters to be held until the cops arrive. Several times I've seen people being lead out in handcuffs. I didn't realize how seriously retail stores took shoplifting until I started seeing how they operate from the inside.

After reading all the Costco hot dog talk, I picked up stuff to make my own dogs last week. Brioche buns, organic grass fed uncured dogs, house-made relish, and organic stone ground mustard - about $30 for 8 dogs, but it was good.

Whole Foods always has the biggest group of rear end in a top hat shoppers. Smelly rear end urban moms in their ill-fitting yoga gear, just got out of Hot-Box Svibinath Yoga, or whatever the gently caress.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

Kirkland khakis are pretty nice and durable; flat-front pants too, so you don't get that big pleated grandpa look

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Discover is pretty a ok friend

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Nfcknblvbl posted:

I was phone scrolling and I thought you had a cat on your lap.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Obsurveyor posted:

All this thread has taught me about Costco is that a bunch of judgemental pricks seem to shop there. May need to re-evaluate getting a membership come fall when we get one.

Life is probably pretty tough for you, huh

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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You can put ketchup on a hot dog, but you don't get into sausage Valhalla, pbuc

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Obsurveyor posted:

Nice meltdown

Weren't you the guy who had tears well up in his eyes because some one made fun of your condiment choices

Anybody ever taken one of those vacations? (Costcations?)

ElGroucho fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Jun 13, 2017

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Got a 1/2 gallon of half and half from Costco

PRaise Be, why did I ever settle for the lovely little lunch cartons?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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My dudes

Taking a costco vacation to Miami, gonna drink lots of coffee and look at lots of fat half naked bodies while bonked on too many drinks with the old lady

Praise be

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Dog food, tick and flea treatment and toilet paper are worth the price of admission

You won't believe how much toilet paper a wife can go through

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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My Costco vacation was dope and trouble free, friends

I don't recommend Miami Beach, as the only nice thing about it was the actual beach. I also discovered why there aren't any successful Cuban food restaurants. Go to an island in the Caribbean, instead.

Key West is nice, though.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Thinkin' bout them dogs

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

How much do I love Costco? I'm willing to forgive them for putting pineapple on a pizza, that's how much.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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It's so weird when I see these hit articles on Costco

MSN had some promoted poo poo a while ago: 20 THINGS NOT TO BUY AT COSTCO

gently caress off with that paid smear job, buy everything at costco

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

Half and half at Costco is my poo poo, lasts me almost a month, and we drink coffee like we're working on the glen gary leads

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

While they were eating, Dad took out his wallet, and when he had given thanks, he opened it and gave it to his daughter, saying, "Take and use; this is my Costco card."

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Anybody ever bought appliances from the 'Co? Good or bad experience?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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I bought a ceiling fan from Costco, and it's winds bless me still

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

Costco is the poo poo when you just bought a neglected house.

Bought a cool fan for my living room and lots of lanterns for the outside, pbuc

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


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Beer is poo poo, so it doesn't make any sense to me when people talk about a superior beer. "Hmm, yes, this citris piss tastes better than this tire piss."

With discount Costco prices, there's no reason not to exclusively drink liver-killing hard liquor, brethren, pbuc

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