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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Pennywise the Frown posted:

If I drank liquor I'd be dead in a day.

Costco sells caskets too!

# ¿ Apr 27, 2018 20:19

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:21

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I don't think I order enough poo poo for Amazon Prime to be useful, and I never watch their TV poo poo either. This thread rules for reminding me to cancel that poo poo.

# ¿ May 1, 2018 16:28

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Taima posted:

Wow I didn't expect to see so much denial about Costco being bougie.

The core Costco customer is a college educated, relatively high-earning homeowner living in an affluent area. Is that not you? Congratulations, you aren't a core customer for Costco's business model, but don't worry, you can still shop there and plenty of people do.

Go look up the demographic data online, this isn't hard.

oh word?

lol ok

Does it shock you that some minorities make money?

# ¿ May 7, 2018 22:18

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Man, when my dad saw how much quality ribeye steak you can buy with $40 bucks, his eyes almost exploded out of his head. We bought a six pack and froze 2 (heresy, I know), but we had a nice fancy steak dinner every week for a month.

# ¿ May 7, 2018 22:26

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Taima posted:

I made absolutely no comment on what kind of money minorities make so I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. Are you referring to the dude I was quoting who specifically said that his Costco was full of working-class minorities? Because that was him, not me. That's what a quote means.

hmmm ok

# ¿ May 7, 2018 22:29

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

You mad

# ¿ May 8, 2018 01:01

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Ixian posted:

New Costco going up down the street from me outside Austin TX. Any special sanctification rituals that need to be done?

Oh, wow, where is that at?

# ¿ May 8, 2018 03:21

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Habibi posted:

We used to shop at the Almaden Costco, and I laughed when they announced the one down off Santa Teresa - one Costco five minutes one way, another three minutes the other way - but drat if that hasn't been an all around nicer experience so far.

How can anyone get mad with all these great deals??

pbuc

# ¿ May 8, 2018 11:33

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

DELETE CASCADE posted:

I take it all you fine folks read your Costco Connections magazine. Have you ever done any of the trips they advertise? I assume my church would not lead me astray but I�m interested to hear experiences... looking for a couples getaway

I used them for my vacation to Miami Beach; I've never taken a real vacation before that so I don't know if it's better or worse than doing all the booking yourself. I was pretty happy with the experience.

# ¿ May 19, 2018 20:17

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Renegret posted:

I dogged yesterday, and somehow only dropped $100 at the 'co

I loving hate Costco on weekends though, and the idiots blocking the walkways waiting for free samples were out in force.

I'm the overly aggressive retired white woman who needs the entire aisle

As an aside, I didn't realize that all the Levis at Costco are kind of stretchy-pants, so now I have to wear a belt with my jeans, like a nerd

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 17:10

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

My dudes, I need to buy some heavy duty garage shelving, how is that Costco build I'm always seeing?

# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 19:21

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

I missed that post. what the heck, if the elderly do not have the refuge of the costco sample table what do they have

the guillotine

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 14:45

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

It was cold for a week, now it's hot again. My sherpa blanket demands a temp drop.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 15:01

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

If you all get yourselves a Costco LG TV, do yourself a favor and set that poo poo to "Game" mode so that movies don't look like soap operas

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 18:18

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Every video of him makes him seem like a really nice dude too

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 17:07

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I was very happy with my eye exam at the Costco eye doc

And I got some really nice Emilio Estevez [?] frames, designer and such

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 21:31

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Costco's dishwasher tablets are not good, unfortunately. They leave the inside of my dishwasher with a white film. We switched to whatever fancy brand Costco carries, and now that thing is gleaming.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 16:35

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

The Slack Lagoon posted:

They have two different Cascade pods and the PLATINUM ULTRA (3 colors on top) seem to work better than the other ones (2 colors on top)

3 colors is best

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 18:13

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

I have always been pleased with the plain jane KS dishwasher tablets, too. I wonder if the people who have problems with them have water that's too hard or soft or whatever to begin with.

My water IS hard as hell

# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 02:44

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Chinatown posted:

el yucateco loving rules bitch

I'm going to balk at anybody putting Tapatio, the true friend of the proletariat, so far up

# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 19:19

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Why the gently caress are people hoarding toilet paper

They should be hoarding beans and rice and metamucil

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 21:12

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Next time you boys are at Costco, pick up some metamucil

It'll change your lives

# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 03:13

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

kloa posted:

metawhatnow? isn't that for olds?

Bad news incoming

# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 03:19

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Wish I'd bought the golf push cart from costco.com when I had the chance months ago. All golfing in my area is walking only, and my feetsy-weetsies hurt

# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:18

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

number 1 snake fan posted:

Cry harder about participating in a "sport" generally considered to be elite whites only. Also get gud at walking.

How brave

# ¿ May 2, 2020 16:46

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

GORDON posted:

I bought the one pair in the store. I don't have another Costco run planned in the near future, so I purchased 4 more pairs in other colors on the dot com. Same price as in store, and free shipping. It's an absolute win.

Hell yeah, nice rear end crew reporting in

The universe didn't make me handsome, but I have to tell my wife not to grab my rear end at the grocery store, so that's something

# ¿ May 3, 2020 18:59

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Mateo's Gourmet Salsa is a game changer

# ¿ May 7, 2020 23:53

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

At the risk of having that one goon tell me that me and my entire family should die in a fire, Costco had those golf walking carts on sale for a total of 1 day, they sold out completely in 3 different colors

Praise be to Costco

# ¿ May 27, 2020 14:31

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Every Costco clothing own I've ever bought has stretchy fabric, so my jeans fall off if I'm not belted up

Unfortunate

# ¿ May 31, 2020 14:00

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

BaseballPCHiker posted:

I'm in the minority thinking that Costco pizzas from the food court just arent that special.

The cauliflower thin crust pizzas in the freezer section are pretty great though.

They aren't special, but if you have a kids birthday party, boy, they are an absolute hit with the kids, and cheap as hell to feed a small horde of little monsters.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 02:21

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Samples were never worth trying to avoid getting hip checked by an rude old chinese lady for a tiny sausage wrap or whatever

# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 21:29

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

like are you guys shopping in china

I'm in a major metropolitan city and the samples are not like trying to vote

not sure what your WFH has to do with costco?

there's probably a less confusing way to get to a small penis joke from there

# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 23:13

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Yo, this shredded rotisserie chicken bag is awesome, you never run out of uses for it

# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 21:36

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

It looks hideous, but it's already correctly salted

I'm going to make so many dang quesadillas this week

# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 22:10

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Suxpool posted:

You're probably more likely to get food poisoning from Chipotle than you are from eating a (medium) rare steak from Costco but I'm gonna take the risk either way.

As someone who used to work next door to a Chipotle and ate there for lunch, yes

# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 20:07

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

French press > Drip > Instant > Old 7-11 Coffee >>>>>>>>>> Keurig

Instant coffee is very underated, and very convenient

# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 14:50

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Gaius Marius posted:

Monster Ultra Zero is the drink of the gods

Is that the one in the white can? If so, yes

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 20:12

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:21

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

bird with big dick posted:

Who else is fuckin on a Costco beanbag rn

drat, now I want a beanbag

# ¿ Mar 23, 2022 15:59

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