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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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RZA Encryption posted:

Posting from costco. Saw the ham, ate a dog, bought more normandy blend.

Impulse buy was...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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RZA Encryption posted:

The four pack of frozen cheese pizzas for $6. We got out for less than $80 total.

Lol

I think it was in this thread, but the no labeled aisles are a killer idea. Wanderbuy

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Tortilla land ahoy

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Low milk fat milks aren't healthier for you. Drink whole milk.

Doubling my blood medication tomorrow

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Senf posted:

Take them back for a refund.

The kids arenít that bad, just donít like seeds.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Jingleheimer posted:

Costco sells both grapes with seeds and seedless grapes. I would think it's more likely that that they just had the wrong sign with the seeded grapes. If it's anything like my Costco that poo poo happens all the time.

No hablo espanol?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

My family accidentally started producing huge quantities of Oregon Pinot Noir grapes and after eating them I can't go back to the stupid garbage that is seedless grapes

I wish your Napa valley wine making parents well.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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DrowningInDreams posted:

I went to Costco today to get my usual Whole Combo Pizza + Fruit Smoothie, but the food court was randomly closed, so I got a whole roast chicken and some blueberries instead.

Business model,working as intended!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Senf posted:

Bought some tires at Costco and there arenít any appointments available for weeks, so Iím gonna walk in tomorrow morning. Are the rumors true? Do I get there an hour before opening?

They have a sign that says any tire, anytime. Itís a lie.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

How do you even steal from Costco? Why would you WANT to?!

They check receipts at the door here. Kinda a pain in the rear end, and also implied criminal.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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MarcusSA posted:

Costco: Holy poo poo Iím already fat enough

Lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Olives are great but have became bougie af. Name a craft brewery that doesnít serve them. For 9$.

E I eat all the olives at home

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Super mammoth is my alternate they keep changing my av text to. Such a hassle changing it out.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Do we need a competing Whole Foods thread? How does on prove they are prime there?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Fair enough. Then stop talking about Whole Foods every third post.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Chinatown posted:

Don't start this.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Bummey posted:

i bought 4 boxes of ice cream drumsticks




they were on sale

You are the target demo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Disco Salmon posted:

lol that's my husband...I put things in and he takes them out again "Why is this in here? We don't need this!".... and vice versa. together I estimate we save so much $$

ďSaveĒ. Are you my wife?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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SirPablo posted:

Here's a first. In church right now. Someone is in here with their boxer dog and it took a poo poo in the middle of the main aisle.

So Costco allows dogs? I think Lowe's does as well. I don't understand the need to have your pet with you while you shop for hammer drills.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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I like dogs, had them my whole life. Iím wary of dogs and owners that I donít know however. Big loving German Shepard shoved his nose in my groin (who wouldnít) last trip to Loweís in the checkout. Not cool. Piss off, scare, fecal/piss observers, medical allergy customers to placate 1% of your customer base is dumb.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I can't believe how many people there are that don't know to ask before trying to pet someone's dog.

Why?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Thankfully airlines are starting to crack down on this bs...that COSTCO participates in.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I work for the county, and there's two questions we can ask. First, if it is a service animal. If they say yes, then you can ask them what service the animal provides. That's it though.

I have a service rat, it provides me peace and comfort. May I bring my rat into a food serving area now? Jeez

I mean I get a lot are real service dogs for hosed up people, but a lot are also using the loophole to bring whatever in. Iíve said enough about this. Sorry.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Wtf on Costco produce. They are consistently better quality than any other store around here.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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binge crotching posted:

I've only ever see them say 'Kobe-style beef', which at least here in Seattle is almost always from Snake River Farms in Idaho. It's great beef, but it can't compare with some of the melt in your mouth beef I've had in Japan. 1/10th the price though!

What makes Kobe so good? Why canít merica do that

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

It also has to do somewhat with genetics. Its a specific type of cow. Theres a place up in Oregon that "stole" Wagyu cow from japan, I guess by smuggling out the semen or whatever.

This sounds reasonable. idk about the j/o sessions though. I must be all marbly inside as well.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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ShortyMR.CAT posted:

This is Costco. I want the best jerked off beef a man can buy, god dammit, and I want it in BULK.

Look, I know Costco pays really well, but my plate is really full down at the dick sucking factory.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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El Jebus posted:



I'm getting mixed messages about bringing my dog to Costco...

Lol sample packs for dog food. My lab would eat wood chips if it was in the bowl.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Huge_Midget posted:

Yeah a lot of retail stores you have to hold the door push down for up to 30 seconds before the door will open. That poo poo has always invited a lawsuit in my opinion, and Iím guessing weíre about to find out.

Iíve seen this in airports too.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Bad cop thread is reporting it was a cop btw. Discuss that aspect there if interested.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Coredump posted:

Link to thread?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3826390&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=246#post495953204

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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SpannerX posted:

PBUC, ACAB.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Siri, How many hot dogs has Costco sold last year.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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DrowningInDreams posted:

I don't understand

Your shopping list, toilet time. Wtf

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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therobit posted:

Your spouse yells at you for dropping the toilet seat hard?

No, kids at 4am drop that thing, wife too.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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DrowningInDreams posted:

I am poor and so far the only thing I've bought from Costco is black beans, a chicken, blueberries, vitamins, spam, canned chili, frozen philly cheesesteaks, and olives, and I hate the olives.

What else is good to buy from Costco? Keep in mind I can only carry a single backpack full of stuff at a time.

Am I off base thinking beans, spam, canned chili will require making GBS threads a lot?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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A Pack of Kobolds posted:

When I was in the market for a deep cycle marine battery I was budgeting over $200 to order it from Amazon. Instead I bought a better one from Costco for $90 out the door, lol

Lol they donít cost $200 dollars at all, maybe at a marina. Go to interstate battery.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Clavavisage posted:

Maid-Rite is a MO thing that does loose meat. Its not very good or charming imo.

Midwest thing really. Itís loving hamburger chopped up instead of patties. Lol Iíve never understood the fascination

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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MarcusSA posted:

I don't own it but any office chair that doesn't have adjustable arm rests is a hard pass for me.

Also seems a bit pricy :shrug:

Best chair not offered at Costco, had to amazon gasp

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