pre:

ELAN: 6 (huge)
EFFORT: 60 (huge)
FISTS:  1 (the more to grab with)


LOOT: 


Criss-T, Old fat hound - Hiccup test to make do anything.
Acceptable but ill fitting clothing.

SKILLS: 

Lying
Taunting

CASH:  
No cash.

Background: 
Drumpf son of an infamous dwarves slumlord has lived a charmed life.  When he was of age he was sent away to rhetoric college,
 he was not very good but he had a talent of being so loud and obnoxious that he could not fail to win any argument he was set to make,
 by simply wearing away his opposition.  After graduating he started his first business with a small large loan for his father, when
 that failed days later he started again with another 14 more, small large loans.  He eventually gave up trying to follow in his 
fathers footsteps and began reselling cheaply made products purchased form over seas.  His business really took off when he began to 
crudely paint his name on said items before selling them at a ridiculous mark up.  After accumulating a large fortune (after 4 bankruptcies) 
he final found a way to return to his love of rhetoric with the invention of twittering, a new for of comunication using birds to send
 information back and fourth.  Lets just say his abuse of twittering has gotten him into hot water and may be to blame for his current 
incarceration.