PYF made up name

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ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

Irving the Third
Jack "Jackalope" Janssen
Rudny
Irving the Third, Jr.

Intoluene posted:

Mike Hunt or for a different spin, Mike Hawk.

There was a Michael Hunt that lived down the block from me when I was in elementary school. He tried to steal my sister's pink Fisher Price tricycle but was too big to ride it so he gave up.

# ? Nov 18, 2016 05:32

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Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Phallup

# ? Nov 18, 2016 05:47

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

Inzombiac posted:

Slunk Mahoney

Jeremy

Torino's Pizza Rolls

Barbara Goose

Yuri Joriinii

Azkaramitinmyasshole

ELF MAN, THE BOY WONDER

Hey that's my name. Though I guess all names are made up anyway.

I went to school with a guy named Fahmi but he would intentionally pronounce it 'gently caress Me' just to make the teachers red in the face.

# ? Nov 18, 2016 18:44

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DJ Shoppingcart

# ? Nov 29, 2016 12:37

Booourns: Jan 20, 2004; Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

Joey Joe Joe Junior.... Shabadoo

# ? Nov 29, 2016 14:21

Cuntellectual: Aug 6, 2010

I think supermariosexmachine666 is the best fake name I've encountered in customer service work.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 20:27

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Crangus McBasketball

# ? Nov 29, 2016 20:39

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Porc

# ? Nov 29, 2016 20:42

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

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# ? Nov 29, 2016 20:54

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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aunt & uncle have a cat named "Anastasia Beaverhausen", Annie for short

Will & Grace is the source

# ? Nov 29, 2016 21:20

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Barold White

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:09

Lonos Oboe: Jun 7, 2014

Mr. Mojo Rising

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:39

Commissar Budgie: Aug 10, 2011; I am a Commissar. I am empowered to deliver justice wherever I see it lacking. I am empowered to punish cowardice. I am granted the gift of total authority to judge, in the name of the Emperor, on the field of combat.

Jrimp

# ? Nov 29, 2016 22:58

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

The Artist Formerly Known As Mousecop
Jah Wobble
Ben Dejo
"Handsome" Dick Manitoba

El Gallinero Gros has a new favorite as of 00:28 on Nov 30, 2016

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Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
Rocketbilly Redcadillac
Weedlord Bonerhitler
Tim Crap

# ? Nov 30, 2016 00:16

Flinger: Oct 16, 2012

Gorb

# ? Nov 30, 2016 14:57

Trebek: Mar 7, 2002; College Slice

Johnny Five Aces
Turd Ferguson
Shooter McGavin

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Action Tortoise: Feb 18, 2012; A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

Tevin

# ? Nov 30, 2016 19:56

Kid Fenris: Jan 22, 2004; If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.

Spit Spingola

# ? Nov 30, 2016 20:29

u think u clever: Apr 22, 2008

Speed Weed

# ? Nov 30, 2016 20:30

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Dick Wolf

# ? Nov 30, 2016 20:34

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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Saint Freak posted:

Dick Wolf

I like this one

# ? Nov 30, 2016 20:56

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on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
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Dan Gleesak

# ? Nov 30, 2016 21:21

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Greg Craig
James James Morrison Morrison Wetherby George Dupree
Bob Johnson

# ? Nov 30, 2016 23:07

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Clevin

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:28

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Jimmothy

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:31

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Carlos Danger
and
Sexton Hardcastle

are both made up names that I like, even if they were made up by other people.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:48

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Ovaltine Jenkins
Galileo Humpkins
Lavender Gooms
Methuselah Honeysuckle
Ghee Buttersnaps
Clementine Woollysocks
Lodge Blackman
Flapjack Palmdale

# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:22

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Mr Titspervert, of course

# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:33

Leave: Feb 7, 2012; Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

I once played Gears of War with Clint Beastwood.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:53

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

gently caress gently caress gently caress MAN

# ? Dec 1, 2016 04:08

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Jennifred Stoles
Vomitoria Catchment
Vice Rear Cabin Boy Sir Bobo Gargle

# ? Dec 1, 2016 04:49

Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

Grombo

# ? Dec 1, 2016 05:02

doug fuckey: Jun 7, 2007; hella greenbacks

Corb Globus

# ? Dec 1, 2016 07:57

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Disgusting Coward posted:

Junior cousin got asked to name goldfish, decided to call it HUGE BATTLE FISH which is the best name for anything ever.

Counterpoint: I have a friend whose son, at the age of 9, named his goldfish Switchblade. Dude is, what, 21 now, and I think Switchblade is still alive.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 13:32