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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

It's that time of year again!! 2016 loving sucks but let's end on a bang.

Here's the important dates:
11/15/2016 - Registration opens
12/01/2016 - Registration closes
12/04/2016 - Names and addresses disseminated
01/13/2017 - Drop dead date :siren: If your buddy does not have their gift by this date and you don't have a plausible excuse you're fr*cking banned, m8. :siren:

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Here's the deets:

How do I enter?
Send me a PM with your name and address -- make sure if you use a pseudonym that it will get delivered.

I don't have PM's
Y'all talk outside the forums, give your info to someone you trust to give to me. Conversely beg me for plat and I may be able to pull some strings.

How do I know that you won't doxx/stalk me?
:nallears:

Seriously though I've been doing this for how many years now? Your information is safe with me.

What about my Santa bro?
I don't think anyone here would be that lovely but if they are well we have ways of dealing with that. :evilbuddy:

I'm a lurker can I participate?
If I don't know who you are you can't participate sorry. Delurk! Participate and you'll get in next year.

What's the limit?
Try not to go over $25. If you do go over, just don't expect something extravagent in turn.

What about overseas goons?
APO/FPO no problemo. Foreigners... it depends. If you're willing to ship overseas please let me know.

N4I are you participating?
Not this year. I would get whoever I drew cum lube so you're probably lucking out.

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If you have any more questions let me know.

:siren:BONUS ROUND:siren:: Whoever gives the best/funniest gift this year will win a special prize (probably a custom AV/gang tag).

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







I'm so in.
Make NZ great again by association

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Oh and I also plan on processing PM's regarding Secret Santa during my lunch hour each day so if you ask me a question in PM please note that I might not see it until the next day.

Therefore it may be best if you asked it ITT.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







why is god

when is hitler

who is right

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







WHERE ARE THE SNOWDENS OF YESTERYEAR

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Can someone gift me hillary's 33,000 deleted emails

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



I'm in

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

let's end on a bang.
:wink:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Who would win in a fight: Solid Snake or Snake from the SImpsons?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







Booblord Zagats posted:

Who would win in a fight: Solid Snake or Snake from the SImpsons?

willie apiata would win

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


I'm in. Still have my wooden dildo from last year.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm in. Still have my wooden dildo from last year.

i'm gonna send you a pounamu dildo

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Two Finger posted:

i'm gonna send you a pounamu dildo

Hell I'll take it. Jade ain't cheap.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


I hope my presents don't die in shipping!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


It's that wonderful time of the year when my amazon search history gets weird

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hell I'll take it. Jade ain't cheap.

be smooth as silk too. probably won't even need lube

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


I'm in of course

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


I'm in. Someone might receive my brand of dick art

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







Rad Lieutenant posted:

I'm in of course

mrs beanie is also getting a pounamu dildo

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I did not retain addresses from last year, all the emails were bleached :byodood:

Please resend.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Already PM'd, I'm in again this year

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Rad Lieutenant posted:

I'm in of course

Same. And don't take this the wrong way, but I'm hoping we're not matched up for the third straight year.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012




In, again. I still have that loving AIDS VHS...

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

gently caress it, I am in.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I want do

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Godholio posted:

Same. And don't take this the wrong way, but I'm hoping we're not matched up for the third straight year.

I swear that's unintentional.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


I know. :)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







someone's getting a whole bucket of bbq sauce

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







yo question do we get their forums name or just their actual details

like is it double blind secret santa where we don't actually know who we are sending to until they post in the thread about it

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Two Finger posted:

yo question do we get their forums name or just their actual details

like is it double blind secret santa where we don't actually know who we are sending to until they post in the thread about it

If its like last year you'll know who they are on the forum. Booblord didnt give me his real name so I had to explain to the very confused UPS lady why my "broken military vet friend" demanded that I mail him the package as Booblord.

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


I'm in. Sending you a pm through the awful app if you don't get it let me know and I'll go find a computer somewhere on this island to log in from.

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

Have a glut of stained glass dicks :getin:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


So: who's gonna get a fetus this year?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


Can you get me plat N4I? I lost it in my last ban.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

PM sent. At least there's one tradition the military can't take away.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Godholio posted:

Same. And don't take this the wrong way, but I'm hoping we're not matched up for the third straight year.

Ya after the action figures I'm running out of ideas for you

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

WHO LIKES BOOKS

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Rad Lieutenant posted:

Ya after the action figures I'm running out of ideas for you

I have so many coffee mug ideas.

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