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Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

omg

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.




Sugartime Jones

Deathy McDeath posted:

Turn off the lights.

:vince:

:flashfap:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Deathy McDeath posted:

Turn off the lights.
ahahahahahaha holy poo poo

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Hey Melthir,

my love is coming for you

Soulex

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



shame on an IGA posted:

Deathy, this gonna live right here over my fireplace forever.



Yeeeeeeesssssssss

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Naked Bear posted:

ahahahahahaha holy poo poo




Edit: UPS says my recipient should be disappointed tomorrow. That seems optimistic, so maybe Saturday.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Godholio posted:

Edit: UPS says my recipient should be disappointed tomorrow. That seems optimistic, so maybe Saturday.

UPS e-mailed me and said to be disappointed tomorrow.

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?


shame on an IGA posted:

UPS just said my santee has recieved delivery

They really should have named this ginger ale "Satan's Anus."

Photos later.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



McNally posted:

They really should have named this ginger ale "Satan's Anus."

Photos later.

Are you gonna gently caress it?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES



Exciting Lemon

Soulex posted:

Are you gonna gently caress it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS-ts5_nuF8

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?


Soulex posted:

Are you gonna gently caress it?

If you can fit into a bottle, then I feel bad for you.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



McNally posted:

If you can fit into a bottle, then I feel bad for you.

Depends on the bottle.

Also don't feel bad for me. If your dick being bigger than mine helps with all of the bullshit in your life, Then I am glad I can be the one not hosed up thing you got going.

its not

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?



:(

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


Soulex posted:

Hey Melthir,

my love is coming for you

Soulex

Better than on me. yrmv

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!




You mean to tell me they haven't taken that too?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


If my victim recipient hasn't posted pictures yet, would I be publicly shamed?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


Great news! The holidays are here! I received both a package and a LETTER from my most secret of Santas!





Okay, I will follow these instructions.



The nice UPS man brought me something! I wonder what it could be!



This looks very safe. The contents are well-protected (as they should be)



What the...



:ohdear: oh



Oh now I get it! Thanks santa! These are a wonderful pair of...uh...shorts? Thick, white, absorbent shorts? Wait...I may have a better idea



:flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap:



But there's more!



gently caress YES let's kill John Conner!!



I actually didn't read the letter until after I had opened the package. Oopsie! This explains so much



Oh, and video game funbux! Now I can buy all those dating sims on Steam!


Thank you Murderbot for being a fabulous secret satan

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?


So yesterday UPS dropped off a box!



Clearly they took the labeling as a challenge, not a warning.

Inside was a card, a smaller box, and a bunch of bottles. Let's check out the card, first.




Thanks, man. It's been getting easier and everything, but it's still hard.

Let's check out the smaller box.



It's certainly a classy box! Let's open 'er up.



I'm just going to pretend that it's a wine stopper and say I have no need of it because I don't drink wine.

Finally, a dozen of these:



Holy poo poo. These are... certainly a beverage.

Thanks, Santa!

Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape


That's loving amazing. I'm super jealous of your hand made machine shop dildo.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


A package has arrived! Addressed to...Die Lutschenfuhrer. My German is no good anymore but "The Suck Leader"?



It's lovingly decaled




Alright let's open this bitch up. Smells a little dank, but it doesn't sounds like anything is alive in there. That may be good or bad.



:smugdon:


:canada:



:catdrugs: and immediate catspicion



What the



My wife thought this was a sex toy, but my penis is far too largesmall to fit through that hole. So we did the next best thing and shoved Mao inside.



Cat is displeased but sat still for a photo. Hope that's the intended use of this thing. Thank you Satan! Mao is currently high as hell.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


I think that's one of those Ostrich pillows that look dumb as gently caress but really comfortable





Owns insanely hard

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Deathy McDeath posted:

I think that's one of those Ostrich pillows that look dumb as gently caress but really comfortable



:stare: there's no way this isn't a sex thing

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


I think it's designed so that you can lay back in comfort while somebody shoves a dick in your mouth.

Maybe the holes on the sides are so that people can remind you how many more cocks are waiting.

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

Someone, somewhere already had sex with it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


:ninja:

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


EVERYTHING CAN BE hosed IF ONLY THERE IS A WILL TO GUIDE THE WAY FORWARD

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

holocaust bloopers posted:

EVERYTHING CAN BE hosed IF ONLY THERE IS A WILL TO GUIDE THE WAY FORWARD

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







holocaust bloopers posted:

EVERYTHING CAN BE hosed IF ONLY THERE IS A WILL TO GUIDE THE WAY FORWARD

ah, the donald trump approach to governance

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Finally got a chance to give hector the mouse without dog interference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol8La-lkA-o

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.




Mr. Nice! posted:

Finally got a chance to give hector the mouse without dog interference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol8La-lkA-o

That's one cute killer!

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Mr. Nice! posted:

Finally got a chance to give hector the mouse without dog interference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol8La-lkA-o

:3:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




This was just before I passed out last night. The mouse is MIA. I'm pretty sure hector hid it.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mr. Nice! posted:

This was just before I passed out last night. The mouse is MIA. I'm pretty sure hector hid it.

Check under the couch.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Check to see if my Santa is there too please.

:ohdear:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Check under the couch.

I found it and it looks like a dog got it. It's not completely destroyed but enough so that hector is only getting it when it's just he and I in the room.

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


Soulex posted:

Check to see if my Santa is there too please.

:ohdear:

Hyrulehooker says no go on the package yet but they dont always show up till 6pm alaskan time so if its out for delivery it should show up.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Melthir posted:

Hyrulehooker says no go on the package yet but they dont always show up till 6pm alaskan time so if its out for delivery it should show up.

Yeah I sent it a few days ago so it should be a day or two more. I forgot what I did with the tracking info because I just wanted to wash my brain of what I just did.

David Bowie Knife
May 22, 2010

KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME
:suicide::suicide::suicide:
KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME


Man, don't sweat it. This is the second package that hasn't been delivered correctly because of my forwarding address. If it costs a bunch to ship, PM me.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



David Bowie Knife posted:

Man, don't sweat it. This is the second package that hasn't been delivered correctly because of my forwarding address. If it costs a bunch to ship, PM me.

Your stuff is currently in... Denver???????????????????

lmao

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:siren:IF YOUR GIFT HASN'T BEEN DELIVERED PLEASE POST:siren:

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