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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Here. Unsure if Melthir said who mine was or not.

His is on the way

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

For a new page:

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:siren:IF YOUR GIFT HASN'T BEEN DELIVERED PLEASE POST:siren:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35WgpMq6e3o

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES



Exciting Lemon

I haven't seen anything

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


I wish I'd seen this a few months ago:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7fk7XlC-5/

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


Nothing yet maybe tomorrow

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Melthir posted:

Nothing yet maybe tomorrow

It'll definitely be there next week. I did a priority mail box thingy so maybe Wednesday

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Dear Santee,

Due to some epic bullshit that has spewed into my life, your package has been delayed. Rest assured a box full of dicks and other surprises will arrive at your doorstep before the week is out.


Cheers


The Laziest of all Reservists

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


It has arived. Pics as soon as I get home or i can try to have Hyrulehooker open it which might be funnier. Your call Soulex

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Tell him to open it but not tell you what's inside

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



It's ok guys. He's probably setting some record between him and hurtle hooker

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


Soulex posted:

Tell him to open it but not tell you what's inside

She wants to know if the stuff inside is for me or her :confused:and says thank you.....i am now worried about what you sent.:ohdear:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.




Melthir posted:

She wants to know if the stuff inside is for me or her :confused:and says thank you.....i am now worried about what you sent.:ohdear:

16 inch dildo would be my guess.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Well if she said thank you, it's probably for her. Just FYI.

Also sorry about calling them a him. I ASSUMED THEIR GENDER BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE BARRACKS TRADH LIVING WITH A ROOMMATE.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


Soulex posted:

Well if she said thank you, it's probably for her. Just FYI.

Also sorry about calling them a him. I ASSUMED THEIR GENDER BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE BARRACKS TRADH LIVING WITH A ROOMMATE.

Someone probate this monster

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



My stuff was apparently DELIVERED.

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


LingcodKilla posted:

16 inch dildo would be my guess.

Hey its not the size that counts its how you use it.....I hope...or i just got replaced.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



How long does it take for you to get home god drat?

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


Soulex posted:

How long does it take for you to get home god drat?

Gone till the 28th down in Houma LA. Home for a week then gone for at least another month in Kodiak AK.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Melthir posted:

Gone till the 28th down in Houma LA. Home for a week then gone for at least another month in Kodiak AK.

Oh Jesus. Well she can send you pictures of the stuff and it'll be fine. Is she prior service? If she isn't, tell her to send the paper first.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



I mean you guys might end up using this and I might have unlocked a kink, I don't know.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



It would definitely make that week at home more interesting!

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES



Exciting Lemon

Is it a cock ring? Anal beads?

Something less vanilla!?

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


My wife has sent me strange pictures that have gotten her excited via the interwebs.

Whats this a pile of goodies from a stranger?
Wait this could blow up in my face quickly. There is familiar literature in the back ground.


Some of the reading material is good reading.


Some of it seems to be a weird instruction manaul of things not to do.


Ohhhhhhh......now I know why Hyrulehooker was so excited. :circlefap:


This should be fun.


Im gonna break them hips.



Thanks Santa my week at home should be fun. :greatgift:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



There is more inside that book

Also there is more tHan one paper

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

M_Gargantua posted:

I haven't seen anything

RICHARD BONG where is this man's gift?

Anyone else get scrooged?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Me

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING


quote:

Solex may or may not have received my gift yet. I got him Bobcat in a Box. It sends random gifts from random places. But they can take a while to arrive. He should get the first one before the deadline, and several more over the rest of the month.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!




Awesome. I'll keep waiting!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008





That's a strange and wonderful thing, I'm honestly intrigued to find out what shows up with it.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Me too.

Also Melthir, tell your wife to send those papers

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

RICHARD BONG where is this man's gift?

Anyone else get scrooged?

For what it's worth, I was Bongs SS and he messaged me that he was in Bumfuck Missouri visiting in-laws without internet.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



I haven't gotten anything and I haven't heard anything from my giftee.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.


Dead Man’s Band

Soulex posted:

Awesome. I'll keep waiting!

It's just like a VA application!

Merry Chistmas!

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

ElMaligno posted:

I haven't gotten anything and I haven't heard anything from my giftee.

LAZY RESERVIST where is this man's gift?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Ceiling fan posted:

It's just like a VA application!

Merry Chistmas!

I know what I'm getting someone next year! Thanks!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Just like last year, I'm still willing to send revenge "gifts" to anyone ultimately deemed a scrooge.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.




Sugartime Jones

Lazy Reservist posted:



Jan 9, 2017 00:18
Dear Santee,

Due to some epic bullshit that has spewed into my life, your package has been delayed. Rest assured a box full of dicks and other surprises will arrive at your doorstep before the week is out.


Cheers


The Laziest of all Reservists

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

LAZY RESERVIST where is this man's gift?

Literally at the top of the page

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Syrian Lannister posted:

Literally at the top of the page

Its a miracle!

Modedit: I guess you had no way of knowing they were talking about you so uh my bad.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Jan 12, 2017

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Syrian Lannister posted:

Literally at the top of the page

:cripes:

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