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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


In. I look forward to mailing bodily fluids and/or spiders this year.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Deathy McDeath posted:

In. I look forward to mailing bodily fluids and/or spiders this year.



I did buy something spiderlike

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Fair warning, the bag of dicks I got last year may or may not get regifted.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


I'm going to wave some completely legal weed which technically still has to be procured illegally in front of ElMaligno for Christmas.

David Bowie Knife
May 22, 2010

KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME
:suicide::suicide::suicide:
KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME

I post in the Air Force thread every now and then. Can I still do the thing?

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




I'm in like Flynn. In case my santa needs sizing info, I wear mens' medium shirts.

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

I hope my presents don't die in shipping!

Fair warning, Teflon Don doesn't kid around. I thought he was joking about mailing a grenade last year, until he actually sent me a grenade.

Edit: and thanks for being a good sport and doing this year after year, N4I.

Arc Light fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Nov 16, 2016

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Remember if you're shipping alcohol to box it up before you mail it and make sure if anyone asks you say it's (innocuous inert fluid). Of course this is purely theoretical and I would never advocate breaking the law :D

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



what address do I send the glitter bomb to

(I'm in btw)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Your own.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



N4I what's Godholios' address

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


how many MAGA hats are gonna get mailed?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Can you get me plat N4I? I lost it in my last ban.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

how many MAGA hats are gonna get mailed?

https://www.amazon.com/Womens-America-Adjustable-Swimsuit-Bikini/dp/B01FSSPV4S

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


That's awfully optimistic, from what I saw of Trump events.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING


I'm working on it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

That's awfully optimistic, from what I saw of Trump events.

Guess it depends on your area, because the ones I saw on the news from the rallies near ASU and Havasu were pretty bangin. But then again our NBC affiliate has been accused of being run by a Girls Gone Wild camera crew when covering events at the U of A

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


ASU, a school known nationwide for it's female student body.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

ASU, a school known nationwide for it's female student body.

Remember "Lightspeed University" the mostly softcore porn site that was all the rage in the early 2000s? Almost all of those girls were recruited out of ASU on a single weekend according to local legend

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


I don't remember that one, but I wasn't being sarcastic.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

I don't remember that one, but I wasn't being sarcastic.

I know, I was just being agreeable.

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

Arc Light was a good SSer. Still using that dogge bottle opener :)

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


What grenade did he send?

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




holocaust bloopers posted:

What grenade did he send?

The CS kind. If it were legal to do so, I'm sure TD would have sent a frag.



I was originally going to play an incoming IDF alarm on my phone and pop it off next to a deployment buddy. That was probably the best thing that could have come of it, but the dude has legit PTSD and I have something resembling a conscience.

Unrelated to grenade shenanigans, I ended up joining my city's police department. So now I'm probably just going to wait until I can use it at a riot.



Helldump Immunity posted:

Arc Light was a good SSer. Still using that dogge bottle opener :)

:buddy:

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Fine I'm in. But I'm warning you all. I actually send good gifts. poo poo like books and blu-rays.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm working on it.

Thanks

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




holocaust bloopers posted:

Fine I'm in. But I'm warning you all. I actually send good gifts. poo poo like books and blu-rays.

N4I, ban this sick filth.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


How do you send PM's with awful app? Thanks for getting me platinum N4I. I appreciate it.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Wasn't there some sort of Toxx clause having to do with setting that grenade off, or am I thinking of another CS related gift?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


That was another CS incident, but I don't recall the details.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


That was the OC/CS spray I shipped to n4m in Hawaii

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

How do you send PM's with awful app? Thanks for getting me platinum N4I. I appreciate it.

on ios you just click their name and if they have PMs it should say PM there.

awful app is fuckin dope

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

List of processed participants. I will do everything I can to honor requests, no promises.

Two Finger
Booblord Zagats
Slim Pickens
Naked Bear
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS
Ice Cream Barbara
Pesticide20
BigDave
ElMalingo
Carteret
Godholio
Helldump Immunity
Melthir
Deathy McDeath
Lazy Reservist
Rad Lieutenant
David Bowie Knife
Arc Light
M_Gargantua
Derek Dominoe

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







:firstpost:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers







you not taking part n4i?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

nah

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

He doesn't want to explain to his husbear why some random internet guy shipped him a cloned donger.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Lazy Reservist posted:

He doesn't want to explain to his husbear why some random internet guy shipped him a cloned donger.

Cucked in the butt by some plastic cloned living donger

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Lazy Reservist posted:

He doesn't want to explain to his husbear why some random internet guy shipped him a cloned donger.

Naw I could explain that. I explained the giant Chris Pratt vinyl cutout (which my nephew loving loves btw).

Frankly we're tightening our belts and that $25 is money I could spend on one of my nieces and nephews.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Do you not support us veterans N4I?!

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I still want do

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