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Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


ElMaligno posted:

Its a miracle!

Modedit: I guess you had no way of knowing they were talking about you so uh my bad.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Im so confused right now.

Hes laughing about it on slack right now.

Melthir fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jan 12, 2017

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Melthir posted:

Im so confused right now.

Hes laughing about it on slack right now.

Where is the rest of your present?

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.







Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


:perfect:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Better get to it, troop.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Man. She is not good at finding stuff

Check inside he masterbation book.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Careful though. Cause it is very hot.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES



Exciting Lemon

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving :fap:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


You forgot to print, sign, and date that hand receipt. I'm sorry but it's no longer valid

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Pesticide20 posted:

You forgot to print, sign, and date that hand receipt. I'm sorry but it's no longer valid

He has to sign for it.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.




Sugartime Jones

:vince:

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


Will you accept an esig

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



If you post the stuff inside the masterbation book maybe :allears:

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


Soulex posted:

If you post the stuff inside the masterbation book maybe :allears:

Im working on it

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


The following is a true story names have been changed to protect me from you weird mother fuckers.

Mel:
Hooker they want you to chevk the masterbation book.

Check

Love you
4 hrs later

Did you get my message

Hh:
Sorry didnt notice it. But Nope not opening the book

Mel:
...

Why

HH:
Nope it's  from a goon and im not toching it

Mel:
I cabnt be thst bad

It can't be that bad
Sorry the LA roads are bumpy as gently caress.

HH:
Not risking seeing things  I don't ever want to see and scarring me for the rest of my life like the dick bookso sorry love not touching it. You just have to wait

:)

Love you.



:transmission ends

Sorry guys ill post it when i get home.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Hahahahahaha


Well I'll take a consensus. If the thread wants me to post what I stuffed inside the book I will.

That's the best loving thing though. Sorry about scarring your wife.

Also the book has a double page spread homage to goatse. But there is no nudity in that book. It's cutesy stuff. Like a beaver getting shaved or some dude pounding meat.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Ok I'll give a hint. She might not have seen it before, but we have.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


Soulex posted:

Ok I'll give a hint. She might not have seen it before, but we have.

A penis!

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.



:golfclap:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

BigDave posted:

For what it's worth, I was Bongs SS and he messaged me that he was in Bumfuck Missouri visiting in-laws without internet.

Do we know when he will be back? He's due for a :redhammer: tomorrow.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Do we know when he will be back? He's due for a :redhammer: tomorrow.

He didn't say. He may have been kidnapped by moonshiners in the Ozarks, there's no way to be sure.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I'll give him through the weekend I suppose :sigh:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'll give him through the weekend I suppose :sigh:

If we don't hear anything by Monday, I'd be willing to pick up his slack and send out a gift to his SS.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

BigDave posted:

If we don't hear anything by Monday, I'd be willing to pick up his slack and send out a gift to his SS.

Ok :buddy:

Still banning him though.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

El Maligno's gift is inbound. Don't know if it will make it before the end of next week, but it's coming.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok :buddy:

Still banning him though.

Richard Bong a no-show?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

BigDave posted:

Richard Bong a no-show?

Looks like. I'll send you santa deets tomorrow.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Looks like. I'll send you santa deets tomorrow.

It is done.

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