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UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Naked Bear posted:

Stupid sexy Naked Bear

# ? Dec 17, 2016 05:02

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# ? Mar 27, 2023 04:05

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Naked Bear posted:

I found my new profile picture.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 05:19

bloops: Dec 30, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

what the gently caress

# ? Dec 17, 2016 05:36

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Naked Bear posted:

Am I flexing? Why don't you come over here and find out, bb? :bigtran:

What a big shotgun you have

# ? Dec 17, 2016 05:36

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

what the gently caress

# ? Dec 17, 2016 06:05

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Votes:
5.0: Nostalgia4Infinity
5.0: EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS

STEP UP ASSHOLES!

# ? Dec 17, 2016 06:06

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

It's a Christmas miracle!

# ? Dec 17, 2016 06:12

bloops: Dec 30, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I ordered my gift today. It's a handmade item, so it might not be sent out until after Christmas. Apologies.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 06:12

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

# ? Dec 17, 2016 06:17

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lmao this thread

# ? Dec 17, 2016 09:53

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Naked Bear posted:

# ? Dec 17, 2016 11:02

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Naked Bear posted:

N4I can you change my title to

"What a big shotgun you have"??

I hit the submit button too soon when changing my profile picture.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Dec 17, 2016

# ? Dec 17, 2016 12:58

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Holy poo poo

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Votes:
5.0: Nostalgia4Infinity
5.0: EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS

STEP UP ASSHOLES!

# ? Dec 17, 2016 14:29

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Naked Bear posted:

# ? Dec 17, 2016 14:57

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

what the gently caress

# ? Dec 17, 2016 14:57

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Dec 17, 2016 15:02

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Naked Bear posted:

C'est magnifique :discourse:

# ? Dec 17, 2016 15:29

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:01

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; I ate too much crab and transformed into this.

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

I'm sorry I'm not better at gag gifts. It's certainly no poorly preserved squirrel.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:09

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

LingcodKilla posted:

I'm sorry I'm not better at gag gifts. It's certainly no poorly preserved squirrel.

That's ok because I know where you live now :nsa:

# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:14

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

It's probably best if there are only a couple of truly :stare:

-worthy gifts per year.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:14

bengy81: May 8, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

I'm sorry I'm not better at gag gifts. It's certainly no poorly preserved squirrel.

That squirrel is a work of ART

# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:27

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; I ate too much crab and transformed into this.

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

That's ok because I know where you live now

Come on down. The guest apartment is empty.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:38

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

LingcodKilla posted:

Come on down. The guest apartment is empty.

Know what a rent boy is?

# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:43

Laranzu: Jan 18, 2002

I haven't actually voted on a thread in forever but the butt dance required one,

# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:44

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; I ate too much crab and transformed into this.

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Know what a rent boy is?

I'm considering a family of undocumented immigrants for yard and house work. If mamacita can handle a few BJs per week it would be perfect.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 20:10

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

I did not expect that butt booster to be put to use. I thought it was sort of silly and would get a laugh, definitely didn't expect any modeling to occur.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 20:38

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit
(and can't post for 3 days!)

I've been slacking on my gift stuff because I was planning on having part of it made by a local craftsman but that's not coming through, so I'm ordering the rest of the components through Amazon. I'm going on vacation from Wednesday until the 27th, so my stuff won't be out by Christmas, but goddammit it will be worth it you fucker. My Santee had best prepare his loving butthole.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 20:45

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Deathy McDeath posted:

My Santee had best prepare his loving butthole.

Anything involving penetration must be anodized.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 20:51

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Namaste lord of boobs.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 21:00

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

That sign was replaced by the core values. :rolleye:

# ? Dec 17, 2016 21:16

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Namaste lord of boobs.

It was too perfect not to get you

# ? Dec 17, 2016 22:14

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Pesticide20 posted:

I did not expect that butt booster to be put to use. I thought it was sort of silly and would get a laugh, definitely didn't expect any modeling to occur.

Hekk posted:

You should be required to model what your Secret Santa gifted you.

# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:57

bloops: Dec 30, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Uhm I'm gonna go ahead and tell my secret santa now that they shouldn't try to 'use' my present for us to see. Purely decorative.

# ? Dec 18, 2016 00:59

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

sorry man the dildo mold is already hardening so I'm going to be loving myself after work.

# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:02

Nice and hot piss: Jan 31, 2004

to my secret bae:

the final gift does't arrive 'till December 22. Gonna send it out on the 23rd which means that it'll probably get there later in the week after christmas.

I dunno why i'm telling everyone this...

# ? Dec 18, 2016 04:15