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McNally posted:Oh, what the heck. Sign me up. I can't mail hugs but i will try
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ElMaligno posted:I can't mail hugs but i will try Consider the blowup doll
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ElMaligno posted:I can't mail hugs but i will try https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine
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After getting a preserved cow's eye, an infidelity test kit, a SERGEANT CHOWDOWN coffee mug and calendar, and a few other things last year...whoever draws my name has a lot to live up to this time around 
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Icon Of Sin posted:SERGEANT CHOWDOWN coffee mug
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Naked Bear posted:Holy poo poo, I would love to get a Chowdown mug.  
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OMG I found the perfect gift, I hope to gently caress I can take down this Ebay auction. Be scared fuckers, I'm gonna haunt your dreams.
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I had a really drat good idea but it seems like sending potentially explosive (or at least highly violently combustible) items may not be so wise
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Two Finger posted:I had a really drat good idea but it seems like sending potentially explosive (or at least highly violently combustible) items may not be so wise yolo man
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Two Finger posted:I had a really drat good idea but it seems like sending potentially explosive (or at least highly violently combustible) items may not be so wise Again, Teflon Don literally mailed me a tear gas grenade. The sky's the limit, dude.
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So uranium glass is apparently a thing, and there are sex toys out there made of it  
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i'm gonna stand over your charred corpse and say 'you brought this on yourself, yolo bitch'
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I really should stop just lurking in my bookmarked threads. I am in again this year. Get ready for tentacle rape porn and soiled panties from Glorious Nippon.
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:I really should stop just lurking in my bookmarked threads. I am in again this year. Get ready for tentacle rape porn and soiled panties from Glorious Nippon. I probably got lead poisoning from the mugs you sent last year, but people really liked that fat baseball guy
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Trying to find good gifts for my Santee, my Amazon search history is getting real weird
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Slim Pickens posted:Trying to find good gifts for my Santee, my Amazon search history is getting real weird Oh please. We're all going to be on watchlists for the thing we're looking up on Amazon for each other. Not that I'd condone ordering either of these books for any of you sick fucks, solely because I'm terrified whoever I sent it to would use it for its intended purpose. Speaking of which...a collection of Semen-based food recipes and Semen-based drink recipes Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Nov 25, 2016 |
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Nov 25, 2016 22:36
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pretty sure the drinks one was given to someone in a previous year anyway time for me to get ordering, shipping takes longer when it goes by hobbit, sheep, and giant eagle
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Two Finger posted:pretty sure the drinks one was given to someone in a previous year Yeah I got a giant green dong and the book on making semen drinks a couple of years ago.
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I've got a few things picked out but I'm waiting to see who my victim is gonna be first
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Paid for my Ebay auction just now, I can't wait to see this thing up close and personal. 
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I've got a few things picked out but I'm waiting to see who my victim is gonna be first Same
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i'm going to send someone a freshly bought chunk of lamb on the slowest possible shipping
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Two Finger posted:i'm going to send someone a freshly bought chunk of lamb on the slowest possible shipping They'll probably vacuum-seal it, like they did with the preserved cow's eye I got in last year's iteration of this thread. e: gift selected 
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Debating whether to keep it pretty mild or do some really twisted poo poo this year.
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Amazon sells live crickets, mealworms, and roaches by the thousand. Interesting.
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Shits ordered. It may end up being two packages due to delivery dates. Hope you can read fuckers.
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I'm actually gonna send my secret Santa a good gift. Last year I got a pig fetus. I'm hoping I don't get something similar this year. I'm gonna include some awesome (literary turds) post nuclear war fiction books from the 80's.
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I've always tried to give practical gifts to my santee. Hopefully I continue the trend.
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N4i gave me my satan's details early snice mine is coming from further away. So one box incoming. Open it as soon as you get it so decomposition has less time to set in.
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Mine are going to be so cuddly!  Just...please make sure you've had your shots
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Icon Of Sin posted:Mine are going to be so cuddly! Oh man if you're sending out rabid corgis sign me the gently caress up
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Nov 28, 2016 02:00
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Dear Satan, I have been especially naughty this year. I would like one truckload of good doggies and another of tennis balls. Hail Satan, Naked Bear
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This is my line of thinking.
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Secret Satan sign-ups as of 11/28/2016: Two Finger Booblord Zagats Slim Pickens Naked Bear EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS Ice Cream Barbara Pesticide20 BigDave ElMalingo Carteret Godholio Helldump Immunity Melthir Deathy McDeath Lazy Reservist Rad Lieutenant David Bowie Knife Arc Light M_Gargantua Nostalgia4Dicks LtCol J. Krusinski Ceiling Fan Soulex Dead Reckoning Holocaust Bloopers LingcodKilla Bengy81 Zeris MurderBot Nostalgia4Ass Icon of Sin McNally e: Now with 100% less unintentional doxx
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Are we allowed to send literal dicks or is that found upon. Cause I just won a giant walrus dick in a poker game and someone needs that in their life.
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It's me, I need the walrus dick in my life
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Melthir posted:Are we allowed to send literal dicks or is that found upon. Cause I just won a giant walrus dick in a poker game and someone needs that in their life. I really want to know what else was being bet for the walrus dick to be thrown in the pot
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My first gift is out. Steam sales are fun.
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