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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
It's that time of year again!! 2016 loving sucks but let's end on a bang.

Here's the important dates:
11/15/2016 - Registration opens
12/01/2016 - Registration closes
12/04/2016 - Names and addresses disseminated
01/13/2017 - Drop dead date :siren: If your buddy does not have their gift by this date and you don't have a plausible excuse you're fr*cking banned, m8. :siren:

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Here's the deets:

How do I enter?
Send me a PM with your name and address -- make sure if you use a pseudonym that it will get delivered.

I don't have PM's
Y'all talk outside the forums, give your info to someone you trust to give to me. Conversely beg me for plat and I may be able to pull some strings.

How do I know that you won't doxx/stalk me?
:nallears:

Seriously though I've been doing this for how many years now? Your information is safe with me.

What about my Santa bro?
I don't think anyone here would be that lovely but if they are well we have ways of dealing with that. :evilbuddy:

I'm a lurker can I participate?
If I don't know who you are you can't participate sorry. Delurk! Participate and you'll get in next year.

What's the limit?
Try not to go over $25. If you do go over, just don't expect something extravagent in turn.

What about overseas goons?
APO/FPO no problemo. Foreigners... it depends. If you're willing to ship overseas please let me know.

N4I are you participating?
Not this year. I would get whoever I drew cum lube so you're probably lucking out.

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If you have any more questions let me know.

:siren:BONUS ROUND:siren:: Whoever gives the best/funniest gift this year will win a special prize (probably a custom AV/gang tag).

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh and I also plan on processing PM's regarding Secret Santa during my lunch hour each day so if you ask me a question in PM please note that I might not see it until the next day.

Therefore it may be best if you asked it ITT.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I did not retain addresses from last year, all the emails were bleached :byodood:

Please resend.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Godholio posted:

Same. And don't take this the wrong way, but I'm hoping we're not matched up for the third straight year.

I swear that's unintentional.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I'm working on it.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
List of processed participants. I will do everything I can to honor requests, no promises.

Two Finger
Booblord Zagats
Slim Pickens
Naked Bear
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS
Ice Cream Barbara
Pesticide20
BigDave
ElMalingo
Carteret
Godholio
Helldump Immunity
Melthir
Deathy McDeath
Lazy Reservist
Rad Lieutenant
David Bowie Knife
Arc Light
M_Gargantua
Derek Dominoe

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
nah

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Lazy Reservist posted:

He doesn't want to explain to his husbear why some random internet guy shipped him a cloned donger.

Naw I could explain that. I explained the giant Chris Pratt vinyl cutout (which my nephew loving loves btw).

Frankly we're tightening our belts and that $25 is money I could spend on one of my nieces and nephews.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I can't get PM's to work on awful app. You got an E-mail address I can e-mail you at N4I?

No I don't. Try logging out and in again. Conversely use safari on your phone -- trust me it works.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Registered participants as of 11/21/2016 -- remember you have a little over a week to :getin:

Two Finger
Booblord Zagats
Slim Pickens
Naked Bear
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS
Ice Cream Barbara
Pesticide20
BigDave
ElMalingo
Carteret
Godholio
Helldump Immunity
Melthir
Deathy McDeath
Lazy Reservist
Rad Lieutenant
David Bowie Knife
Arc Light
M_Gargantua
Derek Dominoe
Nostalgia4Dicks
LtCol J. Krusinski
Ceiling Fan
Soulex
Dead Reckoning
Holocaust Bloopers

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Blow past it all you want but don't come :qq: at me when you don't get met with the same effort/cost. (I don't think that will be a problem from either of you, btw.)

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
>starts typing 'kevlar butt plug' into google

poo poo I'm at work :xd:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

Still not on the list for some reason?

did you pm me your poo poo (if yes could you pm me your poo poo again?)

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Secret Satan sign-ups as of 11/28/2016:


Two Finger

Booblord Zagats

Slim Pickens

Naked Bear

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS

Ice Cream Barbara

Pesticide20

BigDave

ElMalingo

Carteret

Godholio

Helldump Immunity

Melthir

Deathy McDeath

Lazy Reservist

Rad Lieutenant

David Bowie Knife

Arc Light

M_Gargantua

Nostalgia4Dicks

LtCol J. Krusinski

Ceiling Fan

Soulex

Dead Reckoning

Holocaust Bloopers

LingcodKilla

Bengy81

Zeris

MurderBot

Nostalgia4Ass

Icon of Sin

McNally


e: Now with 100% less unintentional doxx :stare:

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Nov 28, 2016

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

My first gift is out. Steam sales are fun.

Thank you for that :bigtran:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

uhh what

The list is compiled by me copy/pasting the list I have on my computer and deleting the names and addresses. I left someone's name in the original cut of that post.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
You do no worries.


:siren:YOU HAVE UNTIL 5pm TOMORROW (EST) TO SIGN UP:siren:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
It'll probably be tomorrow afternoon. That's The Plan.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Final list:

Two Finger

Booblord Zagats

Slim Pickens

Naked Bear

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS

Ice Cream Barbara

Pesticide20

BigDave

ElMalingo

Carteret

Godholio

Helldump Immunity

Melthir

Deathy McDeath

Lazy Reservist

Rad Lieutenant

David Bowie Knife

Arc Light

M_Gargantua

Nostalgia4Dicks

LtCol J. Krusinski

Ceiling Fan

Soulex

Dead Reckoning

Holocaust Bloopers

LingcodKilla

Bengy81

Zeris

MurderBot

Nostalgia4Ass

Icon of Sin

McNally

LostCosmonaut

Richard Bong

Mr. Nice!

shame on an IGA

:siren:IF FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU STILL WANT TO SIGN UP, FEEL FREE YOU HAVE UNTIL I COMPILE THE LIST TOMORROW AFTERNOON IF YOU DON'T GET IN I WILL LET YOU KNOW!!! THAT SAID gently caress YOU FOR WAITING FOR THE LAST SECOND rear end in a top hat! t:mad::siren:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Please do not gift STI's...

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Slight delay. Expect tomorrow.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Names are starting to go out but they will probably come in waves since there's like 72 PM's for me to send.

If folks want to post ideas for their grifter feel free!

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh and I changed my mind I'm in the mix this year. Someone's getting cum lube and they'd better be cool with it :evilbuddy:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Ok all the names are sent out. I tried to accommodate where I could. If you did not get a name you need to let me know ASAP!

Completion of this task was brought to you by Christmas Lager and weird Japanese video game techno :cheers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMM

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Haha Brute Justice is so loving weird I love it.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
lol if you don't just wear a mumu







:smith:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Hey N4I are the secret Santas paired up? Like is my giftee also my secret Santa? It was that way a few years back.

Negative. I used a ~*~secret sauce~*~ this year to make matches.

It was a literal hat.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Dec 6, 2016

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Someone's about to get my secret sauce and they had better be cool about it :mad:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Ceiling fan posted:

Was it red? That affects my gift choice.

Ha! I saw a MAGA hat would have been appropriate.

But it was a Michigan State hat.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Well turns out you cannot have vinegaroons shipped to an address other than your own :doh:

I'm really starting to regret not tweaking the drawing 😬

My Santa is receiving a sampler of things from Michigan.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING








It's a lump of coal :saddowns:

Thank you for not sending me live scorpions 🦂!

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
That's all that came today (and a bunch of other stuff we'd ordered). So unless you used Power Word: IRL name...

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
That's everything USPS delivered.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Rad Lieutenant posted:

No, just the cole

IS THAT THE JOKE?!
:vince:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Gift away. Not sure how long it will take but if you haven't posted about it by New Years I'll shoot you a PM :ohdear:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone




Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

:five:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

bengy81 posted:

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.




Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

:wtc:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Part two of your gift arrived Santa.



Ya did good kid (assuming those boxes aren't full of scorpions...)

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Godholio posted:

That hourglass is cool as poo poo.

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