GIP Secret Santa 2016 -- Potential Grinches get (perma?)banned 1/13/17

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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I'm so in.
Make NZ great again by association

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 20:54

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# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 10:19

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

why is god

when is hitler

who is right

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 20:56

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

WHERE ARE THE SNOWDENS OF YESTERYEAR

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 20:57

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Booblord Zagats posted:

Who would win in a fight: Solid Snake or Snake from the SImpsons?

willie apiata would win

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 21:28

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm in. Still have my wooden dildo from last year.

i'm gonna send you a pounamu dildo

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 21:32

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hell I'll take it. Jade ain't cheap.

be smooth as silk too. probably won't even need lube

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 21:41

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I'm in of course

mrs beanie is also getting a pounamu dildo

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 21:56

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

someone's getting a whole bucket of bbq sauce

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 00:46

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

yo question do we get their forums name or just their actual details

like is it double blind secret santa where we don't actually know who we are sending to until they post in the thread about it

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 00:55

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 23:17

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

you not taking part n4i?

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 23:18

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

You don't have to reveal that you were behind a gift. That's the secret Santa part. As a matter of course we all reveal it eventually in this thread by owning up to progressively worse presents.

It's one of the funniest times on the forums. You could totally not come out however and maintain your Secret Santa status.

I mail penis enlargements pills in boxes that strongly insinuate the recipient loves to blow delivery men.

This year I'm including some 80's post apoc sci-fi books.

Do you mail to nz?

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 03:16

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Absolutely, two finger. Your my favorite kiwi.

N4i please do the needful

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 04:40

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

whoever gets my present will be pleased

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 20:49

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

also it will be pretty obvious who it came from since there'll be shipping labels from NZ all over it so just pretend EBB lives here or something idk

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 20:50

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

2014 thread:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3682064

i can't seem to find the 2015 thread though anyone got it saved
oh found it
2015 thread:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750656

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 23:39

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

yo also what are laws regarding sending booze to the USA like can you receive it or what

obv i don't drink anymore but i feel it fair to send some of NZ's finest

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 23:44

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I had a really drat good idea but it seems like sending potentially explosive (or at least highly violently combustible) items may not be so wise

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 05:11

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

i'm gonna stand over your charred corpse and say 'you brought this on yourself, yolo bitch'

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 05:59

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

pretty sure the drinks one was given to someone in a previous year

anyway time for me to get ordering, shipping takes longer when it goes by hobbit, sheep, and giant eagle

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 23:44

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

i'm going to send someone a freshly bought chunk of lamb on the slowest possible shipping

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 22:06

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

N4i gave me my satan's details early snice mine is coming from further away. So one box incoming. Open it as soon as you get it so decomposition has less time to set in.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 02:14

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

The list is compiled by me copy/pasting the list I have on my computer and deleting the names and addresses. I left someone's name in the original cut of that post.

That explains all the friend requests on my Facebook this morning

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 20:40

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

hail santa

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 20:46

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 01:31

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

The book I ordered for my secret Santa cake in today. The Elder Protocols of Zion.

still hoping its me

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 00:28

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

XL

Also I am declaring this whole thing racist sonce I can be easily identified by country of origin so I am unfairly disadvantaged

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 05:41

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok all the names are sent out. I tried to accommodate where I could. If you did not get a name you need to let me know ASAP!

Completion of this task was brought to you by Christmas Lager and weird Japanese video game techno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMM

https://youtu.be/CZMWszd5SRk

It's my ring tone because I'm a giant nerd

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 09:33

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Dear Santee: Amazon was retarded and split your shipment. You're getting a box on Tuesday and a box on Wednesday. Please don't be a slob and wait until you get both boxes.

also large

It's definitely not me then

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 20:08

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

don't send me alcohol please or it'll just be donated to friends of mine.

unless you're making one of those semen cocktails, in which case it'll still go to friends of mine :getin:

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 02:26

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

holocaust bloopers posted:

Santa doesn't live in the North Pole; he's from New Zealand.

Two Finger is a cool dude who sent me a bunch of bbq sauce (chances are high there's cum in it ), a tupperware of dry rub (a single pube may lurk within), two books about some baller NZ dudes, two bottles of apple cider + duct tape with instructions on how to play a game with those items, and a thumb drive of a TV show from his land.

Also a dick.

Hey thanks man!

gently caress that got there fast. They told me three-four weeks at least. I only sent it on the 28th!

Also it was kinda funny that I sent all this nz-specific stuff right before you started asking about moving to nz, lol.

With the barbecue sauce, it's best heated before serving. And if you're doing scrumpy hands, well... good luck to you.

Merry Christmas and hail santa

wait i can't see it in those photos... did the thumb drive make it ok?

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Dec 5, 2016

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 20:30

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I think my santee is dead

Rad Lieutenant you better take this man in

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 05:05

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Negative. I used a ~*~secret sauce~*~ this year to make matches.

It was a literal hat.

holly boops got my secret sauce already

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 05:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

holocaust bloopers posted:

Santa doesn't live in the North Pole; he's from New Zealand.

Two Finger is a cool dude who sent me a bunch of bbq sauce (chances are high there's cum in it ), a tupperware of dry rub (a single pube may lurk within), two books about some baller NZ dudes, two bottles of apple cider + duct tape with instructions on how to play a game with those items, and a thumb drive of a TV show from his land.

Also a dick.

Hey thanks man!

also missed opportunity, should have changed crump to trump

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 06:28

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm really starting to regret not tweaking the drawing 😬

My Santa is receiving a sampler of things from Michigan.

i won't catch the gay if you've touched it right? :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 22:39

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Lazy Reservist posted:

Have you put the shims on probation yet?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 23:15

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Gift away. Not sure how long it will take but if you haven't posted about it by New Years I'll shoot you a PM

i'm gonna catch the gay from it, aren't i?

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 19:52

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Rad Lieutenant posted:

The gay is coming from inside the thread

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 23:21

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Amazing

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:15

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# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 10:19

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Slim Pickens posted:

I guess I'll out myself early because Jesus Christ, shipping to new Zealand is expensive. Package was originally 3 lbs 12 oz and it was gonna be $55 to ship

I cut it down a bit, but it'll be there within 10 days

yeah the poo poo i sent holly boops cost maybe 20 bucks and shipping was well over three times that

speaking of bloops did you try that sauce yet

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 05:07

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