GIP Secret Santa 2016 -- Potential Grinches get (perma?)banned 1/13/17

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I'm in of course

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 21:52

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# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 00:24

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Godholio posted:

Same. And don't take this the wrong way, but I'm hoping we're not matched up for the third straight year.

Ya after the action figures I'm running out of ideas for you

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 02:33

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

That was the OC/CS spray I shipped to n4m in Hawaii

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 05:07

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Lazy Reservist posted:

I'm thinking of gifting the greatest gift of Western literature, the Compleat Tingle.

This is a great gift but "Complete Tingle" would be outdated within 3 days upon the release of fresh Tingle :haw:

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 04:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

I had a really drat good idea but it seems like sending potentially explosive (or at least highly violently combustible) items may not be so wise

yolo man

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 05:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I've got a few things picked out but I'm waiting to see who my victim is gonna be first

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 20:51

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Icon Of Sin posted:

Mine are going to be so cuddly! Just...please make sure you've had your shots

Oh man if you're sending out rabid corgis sign me the gently caress up

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 03:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

It's me, I need the walrus dick in my life

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 16:51

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

What a shameful lack of gooncops

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 01:34

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

XL

Also I am declaring this whole thing racist sonce I can be easily identified by country of origin so I am unfairly disadvantaged

Your fault for being born in mordor

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 06:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Everything is innuendo

VVV Hail Santa

beanieson fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Dec 4, 2016

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 07:05

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

My advice for this year would be to not put your hands into the box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w

E: I'm a L tee shirt

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 16:06

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Gifts ordered, one is giving a date anywhere from the 16-28th so sorry if it's gonna be a little late

Hail Santa

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 03:49

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Someone's about to get my secret sauce and they had better be cool about it

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 06:05

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Just poke some holes in there and keep it in a warm place

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 06:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

David Bowie Knife posted:

I almost ordered the ASSMAN license plate from Seinfeld for my Santee.

Uh post the link please tia

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 03:30

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

What the gently caress

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 22:21

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Scorpions inbound then?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 22:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

No, just the cole

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 23:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

IS THAT THE JOKE?!

Next delivery will be a cow whip

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 00:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It's too late. The gay is already inside you.

The gay is coming from inside the thread

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 22:51

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hail Santa

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Naked Bear posted:

Jesus wept

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Goddamn Santa loving delivered

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 00:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Not sure how official this really is 🤔

In my defense pretty much all those "buried in the yard" jokes were other people making fun of me.

Love the stickers

Not sure what to do with the naval charts but I'm gonna wear that hat, gonna put those books with my case law stuff in my office, gonna eat those bugs & gonna put that subdued satanic flag on my unmarked car.

Also I have your return address Arc Light, does the base x ray incoming mail by any chance?
Hail Santa 🎅🏻

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 00:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Naked Bear posted:

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 15:57

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Took long enough but my dude should get stuff tomorrow 🎅🏻

# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 21:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

UPS says my gift was delivered yesterday, hope it didn't die in transit :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 20:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I got it! The dick pillow is a work of art I need to setup imgur on my phone so I can post pics. You definitely did a great job as a secret Santa.

Thanks for the gifts, and the laughs.

Glad you got a laugh, & hope you really do like the art. Two of my genuine favorites :thumbsup:

E: also post your findings after taking those supplements for a week or so

beanieson fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Dec 22, 2016

# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 02:43

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I had several people who wanted either two people to give gifts to or wanted to send but not receive. Holly Bloops was the name I drew out of the hat.

Well gently caress. I didn't even realize this was an option.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 02:21

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

How do you even cook walrus dick? I can't find recipes anywhere.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 03:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Deathy McDeath posted:

Gift is going out tomorrow. Not kidding when I say that it's probably going to be the top SS gift this year. I'm really loving hype.

You're only saying that cause shim never posted pics of what I sent him :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 23:53

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# ¿ Oct 4, 2023 00:24

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Deathy McDeath posted:

I think that's one of those Ostrich pillows that look dumb as gently caress but really comfortable

there's no way this isn't a sex thing

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 02:30

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