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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Edit am dumb

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Gonna send a box of coupons redeemable to me for 1 (one) good post and five (3) bad posts, Mon-Fri 9-5.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

:getin:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pesticide20 posted:

I'll jump in on this

Ditto. Also I'm XL crew.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Just ordered my secret santa's stuff. I'm gonna have to repackage it so it all gets there at once.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Helldump Immunity posted:

Just extracted the last of my gift. Should be out next week :buddy:

This is either very good or very bad :ohdear:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

bengy81 posted:

Doodoo, the gift that lasts a lifetime :madmax:

That's actually cancer.

Also SHIM and COLE is a smart and clever loving gift. Holy poo poo.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I also routinely forget to check my mail when smoking cigarettes.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pesticide20 posted:

I'm at the post office sending my package to my victimsantee right now

I think I'm hungry or high bothbut I read that as Vietnamese

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone




Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

Hahahahaha. Why the gently caress is that thing so goddamn orange!?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pesticide20 posted:

I prefer almost any native American place name in Washington state

I still giggle at tillicum.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

My other stuff should get here today which means it's going go out tomorrow.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Welp! It did not arrive today. Maybe tomorrow. gently caress, well. Gives me time to gather up the other stuff I needed to send off.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

bengy81 posted:

Did your gift kill him?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

My stuff arrived today. Gonna wrap and package it up tonight and send it off to the lucky guy or gal or both.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pesticide20 posted:

I'm glad you enjoyed. The butt booster is a product of :420:, King of the Hill, and a now very screwed up amazon recommendation list.

My amazon recommendations are loving weird because aim shopping for actual Christmas presents so it's like "Hey! Check out this awesome kid's play set with swing and club house. Also check out this rape victim kit."

Couldn't send stuff out today due to rain and lazy. Ship tomorrow for sure amongst the errands.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

MurderBot posted:



I dunno why i'm telling everyone this...

All posts on SA tbh

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

My secret santa is loving lucky I hadn't sent his gift out (been having troubles) and it was too expensive. However. I took a picture so that this can be an idea for next year.



Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

holocaust bloopers posted:

SS package went out today

Username + post = appropriate

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Zeris posted:

I'm enjoying the dick circus but wondering if we should give it a break for next year's SS lest we jump the shark

Also Mr. Nice!: Nice! address

Jump the shark dick?

Also don't stifle creativity, but embrace it. Embrace the dick. H

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Nice package

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Also at the very start of the thread someone gifted Shim and Cole. It started strong.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Sending my stuff out today. Gonna call out the unlucky fucker after it ships.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hey Melthir,

my love is coming for you

Soulex

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

shame on an IGA posted:

Deathy, this gonna live right here over my fireplace forever.



Yeeeeeeesssssssss

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

McNally posted:

They really should have named this ginger ale "Satan's Anus."

Photos later.

Are you gonna gently caress it?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

McNally posted:

If you can fit into a bottle, then I feel bad for you.

Depends on the bottle.

Also don't feel bad for me. If your dick being bigger than mine helps with all of the bullshit in your life, Then I am glad I can be the one not hosed up thing you got going.

its not

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


You mean to tell me they haven't taken that too?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Check to see if my Santa is there too please.

:ohdear:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Melthir posted:

Hyrulehooker says no go on the package yet but they dont always show up till 6pm alaskan time so if its out for delivery it should show up.

Yeah I sent it a few days ago so it should be a day or two more. I forgot what I did with the tracking info because I just wanted to wash my brain of what I just did.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Here. Unsure if Melthir said who mine was or not.

His is on the way

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Melthir posted:

Nothing yet maybe tomorrow

It'll definitely be there next week. I did a priority mail box thingy so maybe Wednesday

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Tell him to open it but not tell you what's inside

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It's ok guys. He's probably setting some record between him and hurtle hooker

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Well if she said thank you, it's probably for her. Just FYI.

Also sorry about calling them a him. I ASSUMED THEIR GENDER BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE BARRACKS TRADH LIVING WITH A ROOMMATE.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

How long does it take for you to get home god drat?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Melthir posted:

Gone till the 28th down in Houma LA. Home for a week then gone for at least another month in Kodiak AK.

Oh Jesus. Well she can send you pictures of the stuff and it'll be fine. Is she prior service? If she isn't, tell her to send the paper first.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I mean you guys might end up using this and I might have unlocked a kink, I don't know.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It would definitely make that week at home more interesting!

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

There is more inside that book

Also there is more tHan one paper

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