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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Who would win in a fight: Solid Snake or Snake from the SImpsons?

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Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

how many MAGA hats are gonna get mailed?

https://www.amazon.com/Womens-America-Adjustable-Swimsuit-Bikini/dp/B01FSSPV4S

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Oct 30, 2011


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Godholio posted:

That's awfully optimistic, from what I saw of Trump events.

Guess it depends on your area, because the ones I saw on the news from the rallies near ASU and Havasu were pretty bangin. But then again our NBC affiliate has been accused of being run by a Girls Gone Wild camera crew when covering events at the U of A

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Oct 30, 2011


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Godholio posted:

ASU, a school known nationwide for it's female student body.

Remember "Lightspeed University" the mostly softcore porn site that was all the rage in the early 2000s? Almost all of those girls were recruited out of ASU on a single weekend according to local legend

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Oct 30, 2011


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Godholio posted:

I don't remember that one, but I wasn't being sarcastic.

I know, I was just being agreeable.

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Oct 30, 2011


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Etsy proves that craigslist could be worse and better at the same time

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Oct 30, 2011


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The SO said something showed up addressed to a Lord of Breasts, I should be back in town next week, which is also when I'll be sending out my SS's's's's's's gift

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Oct 30, 2011


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Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone




Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

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Oct 30, 2011


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Ice Cream Barbara posted:

ORANGE you glad it's Christmas???

You're a goddamed evil genius. I have a feeling whatever you were hoping it would get me to react it performed a million times over expectations. My GF sounded genuinely terrified, then disgusted and then amused. Some solid work man

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Oct 30, 2011


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bengy81 posted:

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.




Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

Woke up this morning, still laughing about it. You did good man. Real good.

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Not yet! I've been living on a steady diet of pot roast and delivery food for the past week.

Which reminds me, get a chance to try any of the Mexican poo poo that i sent you?

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Oct 30, 2011


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bengy81 posted:

You should probably put that thing in little booblads room...



so that its staring at him...




while he sleeps...



:q:

I've already been ordered to keep it in the guest room closet lol

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Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:



Namaste lord of boobs.

It was too perfect not to get you

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Oct 30, 2011


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N4I, the gift I got for ye-olde-husbear should be there today

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:



This is really sweet and he loves it.

Awesome, I figured he could use it to embarrass you around people while still showing love and support.

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

He's already talking about wearing it to Pride this coming summer :3:

Veteran's and Memorial day seem like a slam dunk too

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Thanks whomever for the assorted hot sauces.

You're welcome. Be careful with the black one, it isn't a joke

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