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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I really should stop just lurking in my bookmarked threads. I am in again this year. Get ready for tentacle rape porn and soiled panties from Glorious Nippon.

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Two Finger posted:

pretty sure the drinks one was given to someone in a previous year


anyway time for me to get ordering, shipping takes longer when it goes by hobbit, sheep, and giant eagle

Yeah I got a giant green dong and the book on making semen drinks a couple of years ago.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Two Finger posted:

It's definitely not me then

Or me.

XL shirts if anyone is asking.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Sorry Secret Santee. I was going to get something clever and completely useless but I am not a clever man and I ran out of time trying to think of something. Instead, I got you an actual gift that doesn't have dicks on it or anything. I must be getting old.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


He isn't very good at hiding nuts. That's probably why he's dead now.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Icon Of Sin posted:

Mine arrived today! High-quality notebook and an old-school fountain pen. This may be the way that I end up keeping track of the names of my scuba students :unsmith:

I kept looking for used panty machines but ran out of time to ship from Japan.

I took some fountain pens and nice paper with me on my last float and practiced writing while we were underway and really enjoyed it. I figured you might have a use for a really good notebook and a pretty decent pen. You can refill it with Pilot cartridges or bottled fountain pen ink using the adapter. It's a fine nib so it will write on pretty much any paper.

Sorry it's not a giant dick or anything.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


I found my new profile picture.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


N4I can you change my title to

"What a big shotgun you have"??

I hit the submit button too soon when changing my profile picture.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Dec 17, 2016

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Something came in the mail for me today from an address I am not familiar with. I opened it up to find this sparkly card on top.



Inside the card was a lovely handwritten note from my Secret Santa.


Included in the package was a T-shirt big enough to hide my love handles.


and coffee that smells good enough to make me want to eat the grounds.



Thanks N4I. I will use all of this stuff.

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ic9-R49IWs

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