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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I hope my presents don't die in shipping!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Remember if you're shipping alcohol to box it up before you mail it and make sure if anyone asks you say it's (innocuous inert fluid). Of course this is purely theoretical and I would never advocate breaking the law :D

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:madmax:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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My advice for this year would be to not put your hands into the box

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:crossarms:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Shot, over

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Please don't ban me :angel:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Apparently can't go one year without someone loving up my order gently caress

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Well turns out you cannot have vinegaroons shipped to an address other than your own :doh:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I sent you two things that's only one

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That's all that came today (and a bunch of other stuff we'd ordered). So unless you used Power Word: IRL name...

No there should be one more under the previous name from Amazon today. It's really good.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Nevermind I'm retarded. Enjoy your anthracite coal and wood SHIMs

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone




Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

lol

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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ORANGE you glad it's Christmas???

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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bengy81 posted:

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.




Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

this squirrel is packin

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I mailed mine today don't be a gr*nch

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:eyepop:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:yayclod:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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LingcodKilla posted:

:iiam:

I'm sorry I'm not better at gag gifts. It's certainly no poorly preserved squirrel.

That's ok because I know where you live now :nsa:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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LingcodKilla posted:

Come on down. The guest apartment is empty.

Know what a rent boy is?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:regd09:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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The itty bitty kitty committee

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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The squirrel already won, voting is pointless

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm going to extremely pissed if we have grinch(es) this year :mad:

Post their addresses so we can send them a billion pizzas and jam their fax machines!! :madmax:

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