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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Can you get me plat N4I? I lost it in my last ban.

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Can you get me plat N4I? I lost it in my last ban.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm working on it.

Thanks

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
How do you send PM's with awful app? Thanks for getting me platinum N4I. I appreciate it.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I can't get PM's to work on awful app. You got an E-mail address I can e-mail you at N4I?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
You don't have to reveal that you were behind a gift. That's the secret Santa part. As a matter of course we all reveal it eventually in this thread by owning up to progressively worse presents.

It's one of the funniest times on the forums. You could totally not come out however and maintain your Secret Santa status.

I mail penis enlargements pills in boxes that strongly insinuate the recipient loves to blow delivery men.

This year I'm including some 80's post apoc sci-fi books.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Absolutely, two finger. Your my favorite kiwi.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm actually gonna send my secret Santa a good gift. Last year I got a pig fetus. I'm hoping I don't get something similar this year. I'm gonna include some awesome (literary turds) post nuclear war fiction books from the 80's.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The book I ordered for my secret Santa cake in today. The Elder Protocols of Zion.

:getin:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
XL Krew representing.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Good username though?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I just send the gifts directly from amazon to my guy. Faster that way. Plus they sell love cockroaches on Amazon. Big giant scary hissing ones. And books!

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

LingcodKilla posted:

Anyone know a good source for gently used sex toys?

I'm an XL.


You aren't talking about shirt sizes.. are you?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Hey N4I are the secret Santas paired up? Like is my giftee also my secret Santa? It was that way a few years back.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Godholio your extremely creepy gift arrives Dec 21. Make me proud.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Rad Lieutenant posted:

UPS says my gift was delivered yesterday, hope it didn't die in transit :ohdear:

I got it! The dick pillow is a work of art I need to setup imgur on my phone so I can post pics. You definitely did a great job as a secret Santa.

Thanks for the gifts, and the laughs.

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Pesticide20 posted:

Did I ever.



I wonder what's inside? I don't need any gloves, unlike the rest of you pussies I'm not afraid of opening packages from strangers.



Oh, my, well, I have needed a new cookbook. FREE RRAIL!



Uhhhh, still in the original packaging, so I'm not going to bother opening in the hopes there's something better inside.



Hello tomorrow's coffee mug!



SMDFTB



Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



:catstare:



I guess I'll do what the bottle says



Goes in my...



loving PISS HOLE. Nope. Not doing it.



How sweet :3:



Oh. Nevermind.



:perfect:

Thanks Helldump Immunity! This poo poo is rad and the penis will be proudly displayed on my apartment doorChristmasHoliday tree next year.

Oh gently caress you HDI. That's so much cooler than a fetal pig carcass.

Arc Light posted:

On the one hand, the squirrel probably wins.

On the other hand, I want to know what Beanie got for Shim.

A dick pillow, jizz pills, and some nice art prints.

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