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Two Finger posted:i'm gonna send you a pounamu dildo Hell I'll take it. Jade ain't cheap.
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Nov 15, 2016 21:33
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It's that wonderful time of the year when my amazon search history gets weird
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Nov 15, 2016 21:37
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I'm going to wave some completely legal weed
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Nov 16, 2016 03:43
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how many MAGA hats are gonna get mailed?
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Nov 16, 2016 06:58
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Nov 26, 2016 20:48
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Amazon sells live crickets, mealworms, and roaches by the thousand. Interesting.
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Nov 28, 2016 00:59
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My first gift is out. Steam sales are fun.
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Nov 28, 2016 20:00
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The $0.69 price tag seemed appropriate
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Nov 28, 2016 20:05
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Discarded idea: a box containing a gimp mask, magnum condoms, disposable camera, largest cucumber I can find, and a note that reads "You know what to do."
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Nov 29, 2016 17:13
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Can't wait for the list of victims to go out
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Dec 1, 2016 18:13
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Helldump Immunity posted:This mason jar full of cum is gonna expire soon, bud Stick a wick in it and throw it in the freezer, make a cum candle.
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Dec 2, 2016 23:51
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Target Identified
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Dec 4, 2016 01:34
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Bombs away. Sorry no lovingly hand packed box this time but I promise some drone was
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Dec 4, 2016 01:52
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Dec 4, 2016 02:33
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Dear Santee: Amazon was retarded and split your shipment. You're getting a box on Tuesday and a box on Wednesday. Please don't be a slob and wait until you get both boxes. also large
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Dec 4, 2016 19:51
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First gift has been delivered, does not have my username on it. So one of you got a mysterious package today.
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Dec 5, 2016 20:05
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I think my santee is dead
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Dec 6, 2016 04:55
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I'm outing my guy tomorrow if he doesn't post
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Dec 6, 2016 06:21
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Godholio posted:The person you're sending to isn't the same one sending to you. I know, this isn't my first year.
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Dec 6, 2016 07:43
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Shot, out
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Dec 6, 2016 23:03
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Dead Reckoning posted:Got another box today. I hope nothing in these needs air, because they probably aren't getting opened until the weekend. Nothing living. Package 2 is a little fragile so don't shake too much. They're wrapped if you want to get rid of the cardboard.
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Dec 8, 2016 06:47
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Dec 11, 2016 22:25
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Next delivery will be a cow whip quit while you're ahead
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Dec 12, 2016 00:28
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I don't think my santee opened his stuff yet :/
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Dec 12, 2016 02:24
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Dec 13, 2016 17:06
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Two Finger posted:i'm gonna catch the gay from it, aren't i? It's too late. The gay is already inside you.
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Dec 13, 2016 20:02
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Dec 14, 2016 03:46
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I hope my Satan Claus delivers before I go on vacation next Friday. Also hope my santee is okay, he got the rest of his poo poo a week ago and disappeared. 
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Dec 15, 2016 18:20
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Dec 17, 2016 16:02
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Last reminder to santa that I'm leaving tomorrow and won't be back until the new year, so good job being lazy. 
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Dec 22, 2016 19:29
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Two finger is an expert at smoking dongs
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Jan 2, 2017 21:56
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My Satan is a potential Grinch
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Jan 4, 2017 04:02
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Godholio posted:Edit: UPS says my recipient should be disappointed tomorrow. That seems optimistic, so maybe Saturday. UPS e-mailed me and said to be disappointed tomorrow.
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A package has arrived! Addressed to...Die Lutschenfuhrer. My German is no good anymore but "The Suck Leader"? It's lovingly decaled   Alright let's open this bitch up. Smells a little dank, but it doesn't sounds like anything is alive in there. That may be good or bad.        and immediate catspicion  What the   My wife thought this was a sex toy, but my penis is far too   Cat is displeased but sat still for a photo. Hope that's the intended use of this thing. Thank you Satan! Mao is currently high as hell.
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