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stump collector
May 28, 2007

good loving god

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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
If you think that Brokencyde or Hollywood Undead were the worst of crunkcore you are sorely mistaken:
https://youtu.be/S4aTaM1o6LI

Jonny 290 posted:

wait is this the same victory records that was like a fuckin' seminal straightedge hardcore label when i was a kid

Yeah, Victory is all lovely metalcore now. They have always been on the pulse of what is liked by angry white suburban teens.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPR0GQoe5cs

pitchfork gave this album an 8.3

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
The guy that sings quacking like a duck when they gently caress and his dick shaft is moving up and down.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
you guys ready to rock?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQa6Z1xFq4E

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Jonny 290 posted:

is this like one of the things like the rebecca black setup, dad pays 15k and some c-grade industry barnacles make your sweet baby girrrrrrl into a video star

no, it's a horrible hipster in-joke. corncobs like pitchfork and the quietus gave her album a 10/10 and declared the label that released it and a whole bunch of other intentionally irritating poo poo Label of the Year

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

Is this an actual thing that people listen to? Holy poo poo.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Manic Mailman posted:

The guy that sings quacking like a duck when they gently caress and his dick shaft is moving up and down.

I also miss the old Austin, friend

Evil_Urna
Aug 16, 2004

That is not the worst thing in the world. It would for sure get radio play. They can actually play their instruments, and the singer is not totally incompetent. They are part of that nu-metal poo poo sandwich like Theory of a Deadman or Trapt, but they could be successful within their target demographic of Trailer Park residents angry about losing their job and their favorite meth pipe.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Flyball posted:

My favorite Phil Collins songs are the ones where he's the drummer.

Yeah on Peter Gabriel's 3rd album

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
UK #1 Mr Blobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkgDJpcuwU

These ones also really pissed me off around their time of release.
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song (Aserejé)
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Stryper - The band who wore stripes.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Nah, Stryper is decent as far as 80's glam rock goes.


This however is beyond horrible. I've seen this ugly creature mentioned here and there, but never knew there was a "song". The video looks like nightmare, like every second it will turn into gory horror like those fake ads for shows on Adult Swim.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I don't get it, is this Blobby thing suppposed to be ironic or something

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Primus

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho posted:

I don't get it, is this Blobby thing suppposed to be ironic or something

I think it was a deliberately obnoxious fake children's show character designed to prank British celebrities.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Holy poo poo that abomination is from mid-90s, I thought it was at least decade older, wtf Britain

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

A legit contender

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Manchild King posted:

UK #1 Mr Blobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkgDJpcuwU

These ones also really pissed me off around their time of release.
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song (Aserejé)
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

The best part of that Mr. Blobby video is the random Jeremy Clarkson appearance.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007


Lmao at that pear shaped frontman

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

El Estrago Bonito posted:

If you think that Brokencyde or Hollywood Undead were the worst of crunkcore you are sorely mistaken:
https://youtu.be/S4aTaM1o6LI


Yeah, Victory is all lovely metalcore now. They have always been on the pulse of what is liked by angry white suburban teens.

hey now victory also has jungle rot which is a death metal band whose best description is "awesomely generic"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007

The worst thing about this is the terrible mix.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

new kind of cat posted:

Lmao at that pear shaped frontman

He even starts in the classic m'lady pose

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Right voice, wrong man and decade

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

:wrong: Mark Gormley owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uITiTcKrEAQ

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

In this classic Joe Pesci reminisces about wanting to kill a woman and her entire family, because she had a crack pipe up her rear end.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKSaM0Dr6cU

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

TheMightyBoops posted:

In this classic Joe Pesci reminisces about wanting to kill a woman and her entire family, because she had a crack pipe up her rear end.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKSaM0Dr6cU

this owns

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

TheMightyBoops posted:

In this classic Joe Pesci reminisces about wanting to kill a woman and her entire family, because she had a crack pipe up her rear end.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKSaM0Dr6cU

I gotta agree with my man Jonny 290, this is loving sweet.

For content: Cherry Poppin' Daddies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqH3uliwJY

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Q5JFHrGNk

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Nov 23, 2016

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

TheMightyBoops posted:

In this classic Joe Pesci reminisces about wanting to kill a woman and her entire family, because she had a crack pipe up her rear end.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKSaM0Dr6cU

But this is good

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
Blood on the Dance Floor. By a long shot. Even without the fact that the frontman is a confirmed pedo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et-Xf5EU8DA

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
Phil Collins is good, you dopes. Actually the only good Genesis albums are the ones that are basically Phil Collins albums (Invisible Touch and their second s/t album.) Prog rock is awful nerd poo poo.

Peter Gabriel isn't half as good as Collins and Mike + The Mechanics is an unremarkable 80s band but they had a cool video for All I Need Is A Miracle starring Veruca Salt's dad.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Phil Collins is good, my dudes

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

pants in my pants posted:

Phil Collins is good, you dopes. Actually the only good Genesis albums are the ones that are basically Phil Collins albums (Invisible Touch and their second s/t album.) Prog rock is awful nerd poo poo.

Peter Gabriel isn't half as good as Collins and Mike + The Mechanics is an unremarkable 80s band but they had a cool video for All I Need Is A Miracle starring Veruca Salt's dad.

op asked for worst musical act, not worst musical opinions

sout
Apr 24, 2014

I haven't heard it but I can't think if many things I'd want to listen to less than a Taylor Hawkins solo album right now

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

An album of Taylor Dayne and Screamin Jay Hawkins duets would be in every way better.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Did somebody say Die Antwoord yet?

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



LMFAO
Black Eyed Peas
John Mayer (if nothing else for exploding the number of white guy with an acoustic guitar bands)
Train

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