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Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

someday he would have an anchor tattooed on his chest

unpopular sex opinion: blowjobs are awful. the reason is that it just seems like an awful fate to have a dick in your mouth, and seeing someone having a dick in their mouth, even if it's mine, just makes me feel sorry for them because i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy. i cannot be convinced that anyone really enjoys that and it just seems like another part of surprise sex culture humiliation poo poo and any sex act where it's just one person having fun is poo poo. penises belong in vaginas or maybe in asses if youre gay but the mouth is just no place for a dick

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Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

someday he would have an anchor tattooed on his chest

id rather work 10 years in a salt mine than have a single dick in my mouth for 1 second. i wouldnt suck a dick if it means immortality and a lot of money

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

Listen here, rear end in a top hat. Iím a proud member of the International Brotherhood of Dicksuckers, Local 47. My father was a dicksucker, and his father before him.

gently caress, we used to build poo poo in this country.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I do not wanna do. All the things that I do not wanna be. Places I do not wanna go.


Shibawanko posted:

unpopular sex opinion: blowjobs are awful. the reason is that it just seems like an awful fate to have a dick in your mouth, and seeing someone having a dick in their mouth, even if it's mine, just makes me feel sorry for them because i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy. i cannot be convinced that anyone really enjoys that and it just seems like another part of surprise sex culture humiliation poo poo and any sex act where it's just one person having fun is poo poo. penises belong in vaginas or maybe in asses if youre gay but the mouth is just no place for a dick

How do you feel about eating pussy?

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

someday he would have an anchor tattooed on his chest

doverhog posted:

How do you feel about eating pussy?

thats fine and all good fun

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


I would definitely rather suck dick professionally than work in a mine. No contest

Captain Monkey
Aug 23, 2007


Shibawanko posted:

unpopular sex opinion: blowjobs are awful. the reason is that it just seems like an awful fate to have a dick in your mouth, and seeing someone having a dick in their mouth, even if it's mine, just makes me feel sorry for them because i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy. i cannot be convinced that anyone really enjoys that and it just seems like another part of surprise sex culture humiliation poo poo and any sex act where it's just one person having fun is poo poo. penises belong in vaginas or maybe in asses if youre gay but the mouth is just no place for a dick

Foreplay is fun and arousing for both partners. I guess this is definitely the right thread for your post though.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on


Pillbug

Shibawanko posted:

thats fine and all good fun

Because youíre attracted to women. Why do you think that people who are attracted to dicks would be having a bad time suckiní one?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Gripweed posted:

I would definitely rather suck dick professionally than work in a mine. No contest

What if you had to suck off the dicks of miners?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


mind the walrus posted:

What if you had to suck off the dicks of miners?

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

someday he would have an anchor tattooed on his chest

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Because youíre attracted to women. Why do you think that people who are attracted to dicks would be having a bad time suckiní one?

1. they probably taste bad and 2. they're grotesque and invasive

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



Shibawanko posted:

1. they probably taste bad

That is

uh

that is a you problem my dude

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


Shibawanko posted:

1. they probably taste bad and 2. they're grotesque and invasive

We're learning a lot about your penis today.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

someday he would have an anchor tattooed on his chest

i have a good penis. it's one of the good ones. in general though penises are bad.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Your penis really drew the short straw being teamed up with you.

I feel bad for your penis...

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
mottled gecko

Nap Ghost

I've never met a woman who actually enjoyed it as such but do like making their partner feel good but I wonder how much life would change if People just told each other what they actually want

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Shibawanko posted:

unpopular sex opinion: blowjobs are awful. the reason is that it just seems like an awful fate to have a dick in your mouth, and seeing someone having a dick in their mouth, even if it's mine, just makes me feel sorry for them because i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy. i cannot be convinced that anyone really enjoys that and it just seems like another part of surprise sex culture humiliation poo poo and any sex act where it's just one person having fun is poo poo. penises belong in vaginas or maybe in asses if youre gay but the mouth is just no place for a dick

omg...

I have to go apologize to my wife!!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

Fellate my wifeÖ please!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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They ainít called blowinterests!!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

christmas boots posted:

Fellate my wifeÖ please!

now i gotta stop suckin my wifes dick today is awful

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

oldpainless posted:

They ainít called blowinterests!!

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
Thatís why I never swallow
On company time

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Spoiled Victorian Goon.


Ugly In The Morning posted:

The Lorde cover of Everybody Wants to Rule The World was in a trailer for something and it was so bad. Like, yes, it’s a song with dark lyrics. When you make it all grim you’re getting rid of the way they contrast with the actual music of the song. Tears for Fears songs seem to get covered that way a lot and it annoys me, I have a weird unironic soft spot for their stuff.

Lorde covered Swinging Party by The Replacements too and stripped it of any wit and irony.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.

Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

I've never met a woman who actually enjoyed it as such but do like making their partner feel good but I wonder how much life would change if People just told each other what they actually want

Unless you talk about this with every woman you meet, I'm guessing this isnt much of a sample size.

I guess my phuo is that I, a woman person, very much enjoy sucking dick. Only if I really like the dickhaver, obv.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


The theme song to Masked Rider kinda rips

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I do not wanna do. All the things that I do not wanna be. Places I do not wanna go.


Oral sex doesn't really give the giver any direct physical pleasure. Doesn't mean it can't be the best part, it's all in your head.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019



doverhog posted:

Oral sex doesn't really give the giver any direct physical pleasure. Doesn't mean it can't be the best part, it's all in your head.

Well no unless you have an oral fixation.

But that feeling of cupping someone's nuts or putting two gentle fingers in and working your mouth to make someone else feel good, feels good.

There is probably something about taking away agency and just overwhelming their pleasure system "hey I'm in charge now of this cock touching my uvula"

Not really sure the thread is ready for that implication but it's the one doing the work who is in control

What's a power bottom, precious?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Post Your Personally Held Unpopular Opinion: I feel bad for your penis

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Lol if just the sight of a swollen ballsack trembling and just begging to be milked doesnít get you all hot and bothered

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

someday he would have an anchor tattooed on his chest

doverhog posted:

Oral sex doesn't really give the giver any direct physical pleasure. Doesn't mean it can't be the best part, it's all in your head.

it doesnt give the receiver all that much pleasure either because a mouth is just this hollow cavity with a tongue and teeth which is really more ticklish than anything else

maybe this is something thats especially popular in clipped cock land where men just come after 5 seconds of mild stimulation

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I do not wanna do. All the things that I do not wanna be. Places I do not wanna go.


That's why blowjobs are usually considered foreplay.

*also the mouth ends and the throat begins

doverhog has a new favorite as of 18:50 on May 29, 2020

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012



Shibawanko posted:

it doesnt give the receiver all that much pleasure either because a mouth is just this hollow cavity with a tongue and teeth which is really more ticklish than anything else

maybe this is something thats especially popular in clipped cock land where men just come after 5 seconds of mild stimulation

ah

now the true root of the issue comes out

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



I thought circumcision removed nerve endings making men last longer.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



I only have one kind of dick, but, and this is just my opinion here, as a dude, sucking both kinds are fun and if you or your partner dont like it, thatís really, really on you

Just my opinion

waffleman
Aug 5, 2007

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
it really ties the nation together

When it comes to penises I like my own but the rest of them are a bunch of dicks.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

doverhog posted:

*also the mouth ends and the throat begins

Ok, I think I had this whole system mapped out completely wrong

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

This must be where the dicks hang out.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


the chocolate in neapolitan ice cream should be replaced with pistachio

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.

Fun Shoe

Gripweed posted:

the chocolate in neapolitan ice cream should be replaced with pistachio

That... actually sounds loving amazing.

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Hell yeah and change the strawberry into whole frozen Reeseís cups and throw some cookie dough in the vanilla.

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