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I want to know if South Park's whole member berries bit saying "People only watch X out of misplaced nostalgia!" is like, a purposely ironic thing, because everyone I know only ever watches South Park for the same reason
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bean_shadow posted:It's like the saying "money can't buy happiness". I'm convinced it's something rich people tell the poors to keep them down. I've already done the poor and miserable thing, I'd love to try rich and miserable.
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Jan 30, 2017 22:49
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FFX's story sucked until the very end where instead of any rituals or traditions or other JRPG bullshit, they defeat the grand evil creature by blasting it with a giant loving gun, then beat the poo poo out of it until it dies. That owns.
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Aug 28, 2017 13:08
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PHUO: Chrono Cross was way better than Chrono Trigger
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Aug 28, 2017 23:43
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If you like One Punch Man, My Hero Academia is also fantastic and takes a similar tone
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Oct 9, 2017 11:36
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The Office is basically Parks and Rec before they figured out how to make charming characters or do anything funny. Also the "Assistant TO the Regional Manager" running gag wasn't funny the first time it happened and absolutely didn't need to keep going.
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Oct 22, 2017 14:55
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Friday the 13th Part 5 is an awesome movie, and one of the better ones in the series. Also Roy loving owns as a substitute Jason. Dude ate a machete and a chainsaw, got run down by a bulldozer, and STILL had the determination to slash up some nerds. Part 2 Jason recoiled in terror when faced with a chainsaw, Roy just went all Metal Gear Rising and started parrying.
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Part 5 was good and you're all so mean  Roy was a great substitute considering Jason was too dead to kill any nerds, Also the ending is easily rectified if you imagine Pam turns around, sees the masked Tommy, goes "WOW NOPE", and loving Mike Tyson punches him unconcious. Pam was a badass she could pull it off.also Jason Goes To Hell is a FANTASTIC movie if you roll the credits after Jason's obliterated by FBI mortar fire. Frankly all slasher series' should be ended by the villian being vapourized by heavy military hardware. A second to late and it all goes to poo poo though. EDIT:  snipe, but with blue chevrons
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Nov 2, 2017 23:57
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It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.
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Feb 14, 2018 02:58
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The only good April Fools joke was when Dwarf Fortress released a massive update on April 1st 2012 that was being worked on for years, and the website was hammered so hard that it went down and the people who managed to download it couldn't convince anyone it was real.
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Apr 3, 2018 08:44
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Aramek posted:Rich people are better than poor people. 
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Jun 28, 2018 20:11
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Anything toasted is toast, even tomatoes
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Jul 6, 2018 17:46
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Yeah the few trans rights that existed are being eroded in the USA and trans folks are still being murdered for being trans, but has anyone ever considered the feelings of cis people who have to live with knowing a word exists now??????????
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Aug 17, 2018 13:56
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Blue Star posted:Seriously, you people are so loving online and insulated. I was about to say how awful the quoted person must feel to have Blue Star agree with them, but lmao you were agreeing with your own post
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Aug 18, 2018 03:04
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I pay 30 bucks a month for a gig and a half, and around here that's a pretty good deal  Canada's telecom companies loving suck
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Aug 20, 2018 02:32
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Yeah, I can definitely see not wanting to raise kids in America. This is...not a good place for kid having. lovely to no parental leave, your medical insurance can become exorbitant, then like you said if the kid turns out to be gay or trans this is not a good nation for that. Plus as wages stagnate and student loan debt becomes crippling a hell of a lot of people literally can't afford to have children. That's why you keep seeing these "millenials cant afford houses because <inane thing>" articles cropping up. It's an entire 'journalism' field designed to assuage boomers for destroying the world for future generations
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Oct 7, 2018 19:58
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Imagine dying on the hill of "lol they're not LITERALLY exterminating gay people drama queens" when not only are they literally doing that, but you're saying it to defend eating fast food chicken God drat, like god drat
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Jan 15, 2019 16:58
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spit on my clit posted:nice meltdown over imaginary ninja squads So are you denying that gay people are getting purged in other countries, or do you think the epic ninja burn is just that sick a dunk
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Jan 15, 2019 19:49
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PHUO: Genocide is bad Sorry to get all political
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Jan 15, 2019 20:06
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I liked the Empire in star wars because Tie Fighters were cooler than the dumb alphabet ships.
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Feb 26, 2019 20:20
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Saagonsa posted:I used to be squarely in the "never ever talk or make noise during a movie" camp, but after I actually went to a movie with a super rowdy crown I did a total 180. People hooting and clapping are the best and add a ton to the experience I agree with this as long as you dont have someone trying to be "that guy", who I've seen a few times trying to loudly MST3K the movie, but nobody can hear his mediocre jokes so it's just some guy incoherently talking loudly. Conversely, partway through Expendables 2, the entire audience I was in realized collectively that we're all here for the same thing and started losing our loving poo poo every time something blew up  I dont dare rewatch the movie in case it actually was bad and it was just the room's energy that made it amazing
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Mar 3, 2019 14:21
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If you dont find cyborg orcs and aboriginal shamans fighting dragon-based cybercapitalism goofy and absurd then what even the gently caress man
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Tiggum posted:That's exactly the problem. I do find it goofy and absurd but the people writing it don't seem to. They seem to want it taken seriously. Oh I get where you're coming from now. Almost all of my experience of Shadowrun is with the video games, and a lot of them could definitely benefit from leaning into how weird and goofy the universe is. The genesis one in particular was weird going from a tragic scene recounting the death of your brother to being Pepsiman making GBS threads out lightning at orbs to steal data
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Mar 7, 2019 05:19
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doverhog posted:If in the near future a country started a war to force another country to combat climate change, or the EU harsly censured, or even took over, Germany for their coal mining, or a private individual took drastic action, they would be in the right.  "but our bus service is awful! I can't use that!"Same person ten minutes later  "THEY WANT TO SPEND MY TAX DOLLARS TO IMPROVE BUS SERVICE???"
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Mar 11, 2019 13:00
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I spent half an hour trying to explain why a tiny Macho Man leading a clown to regular sized Macho Man hiding under the ring was an amazing gambit, even after he saw how Macho Man caught Doink by surprise and laid him the gently caress out I still dont think he gets it 
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Mar 17, 2019 19:46
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Gripweed posted:Gundam is the best science fiction TV/movie franchise G Gundam is the only Gundam worth watching
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Mar 22, 2019 18:47
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Pepsi max + vodka 
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Mar 26, 2019 00:30
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Plus the law has been turned so convoluted that it's completely inaccessible to the common man, sure I could citizens arrest this guy trying to hurt people but then god knows how much poo poo I could be held liable for, and even if its horse poo poo I have to pay some scumbag to say "he didnt do poo poo" in legalese while he makes hundreds of dollars an hour because his predecessors turned the law into a scam. Lawyers should be second against the wall, especially corporate lawyers
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Apr 14, 2019 03:15
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In my experience people that "hate when things get political" are the same people who think someone being gay is political, or having a woman as the protagonist of a movie/video game is political, so I'm inclined to agree.
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Apr 17, 2019 21:09
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Pickles own on sandwiches, but I cant stand raw onion on them. They always overpower everything else and make you smell like poo poo. Cooked onion as an ingredient owns though especially in stews
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May 4, 2019 14:20
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't know how anyone can eat them like an apple though. Agreed, although I do this with tomatoes and they're delicious as hell. Everyone else is weird but me <  >
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May 4, 2019 16:28
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I'm sure Nazis wont be able to pedant their way into pretending they aren't anti-semites if you call them that
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Jun 17, 2019 13:59
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I remember someone getting super pissed off because I poo poo on Burch while also having poo poo on him for the same reason a year or two prior (which they remembered but I didnt ) saying I was clearly obsessed with him, and honestly I'm glad everyone's come around on Burch being both an awful writer and general human being.
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Jun 25, 2019 03:32
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I insist on pronouncing Mario as "Merry-Oh" and will correct myself if I pronounce it properly, but only when talking about the plumber
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Jul 2, 2019 05:54
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The best TF2 class is Pyro with that hammer that let's you smash sappers playing hard defense because it frees up the engineer to do teleporter fuckery while you babysit. Or at least it was like ten years ago when I played last.
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Jul 4, 2019 14:13
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spit on my clit posted:anyone who likes the hot weather is a dumbass 
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Jul 8, 2019 01:15
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I couldn't lower the shade because my landlord said the neighbors don't like it I'm going to need some elaboration on this one
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Jul 8, 2019 01:20
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Cheesy bites still send me into a frothing rage every time I see them, it's literally just stuffed crust except a hundred times more annoying to make and also basically guaranteed to burn to poo poo unless you reach your hand into the oven to pull it out because the crust is pulled so thin. The only thing I liked about pizza hut was when they """promoted me""" to a manager with no pay raise or actual title change so I could work the morning shift alone, and I always gave my friends and myself free poo poo because it was the only thing stopping me from shoving my head into the deep fryer.
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As best I can tell they soak the wings in their mediocre sauces so hard that it hides the taste of the dumpster quality chicken, but since they've been frozen for months before getting to the store, the sauce cant penetrate the wing. I legit thought I hated buffalo sauce for years because I thought that was just what buffalo sauce tasted like. Pizza Hut is Hell.
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