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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Alcohol is the only gateway drug.

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
There is nothing wrong with abortion.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
The Beatles are trash

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Tapatio is the best hot sauce.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Tapatío is the best hot sauce.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
There is nothing wrong with letting a girl pee on you.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

sassassin posted:

Bit sexist this.

Anyone, really.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Elvis is overrated

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
🐙 are good.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
The best song by The Beatles is Revolution 9.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Reese's peanut butter cups and pieces are disgusting.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
The human race should take a ten year period of no one reproducing.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Everyone, middle-class and lower, should be allowed to eat one rich person to even things out.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Collateral Damage posted:

On the contrary, I think we should kill and eat the poor. They're more likely to have done manual labour so their meat is going to be more tender.

Just meat and bones doesn't mean good eating.

Mu Zeta posted:

Right, that's why kobe beef is so tender.

Kobe beef is tender because they are pampered and eat a special diet (plus alcohol), like rich people.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Soundgarden's song "Black Hole Sun", along with the video and "Hunger Strike" by Temple of the Dog are the only good things Chris Cornell did musically.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Chelsea Manning is pretty

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
All deplorable people (right-wing conservatives, neo-nazis, truthers, flat-earthers, etc.) should be deported to the Australian outback.

How they survive is up to them.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Time and days mean nothing to me.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Or just stay inside away from the elements.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Yobgoblin posted:

Nobody is serious about committing genocide on hornets and wasps.

I got stung by wasps when I was younger and ever since then I kill them on sight.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

yeah I eat rear end posted:

It's just a stupid thing, what does being sprayed by water+naked do to enhance the experience of beer?

The combination of a hot shower and a cold beer, it feels good.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I get the concept but you can get the same feeling outside of a shower, it just seems like going out of your way to do an "lol i'm totally an alcoholic" meme.

Yep, pretty much. I only did it when I was day drinking.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Yobgoblin posted:

This conversation is cute.

😗

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Caddyshack 2 is a good movie.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Peaches, pears, pineapple, blueberries and coconuts are gross.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Das Boo posted:

I know it's gotten less functional with every update, but gently caress. I downloaded the dumb app while trying to upload that picture, but it has no option for link uploads. So I downloaded the gif, and it only provided sharing options for contacts and other social media sites. No share links. I held my tongue when they hid the share links, removed easy multiple uploads and withheld features behind account walls but I mean jesus, how do they think people use that thing?

You can copy a direct link to the image.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Mike Patton is the greatest vocalist ever

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Henchman of Santa posted:

Also his past racist rear end in a top hat comments have colored opinions on him.

I'm hoping that when he dies people will look back on Cream and Derek & the Dominos rather than his lame solo hits.

You don't like the song about his clumsy son?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
"Turn on your monitor" is a dumb, unfunny phrase

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Sunswipe posted:

How do you feel about the phrase "Suck my dick, you fuckman"? I'm sad that it seems to have dropped out of use.

That one is ok. 👍

Also the phrase "you guys" bugs me for some reason.

Altared State has a new favorite as of 23:02 on Jun 19, 2017

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
No karate in the pit

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Give rich people more votes...that would work. 🙄

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Blue Star posted:

i hate deviled eggs, they smell like farts

I can eat trays full. 🐣

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Mushrooms are disgusting. Psilocybin mushrooms are alright.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Your sense of smell is dead.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Goon is one of the greatest movies ever made.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
They are getting closer to "fake" hearts.

https://www.sciencealert.com/this-3d-printed-soft-artificial-heart-beats-just-like-a-real-one

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I'm protecting others by not allowing my organs to be transplanted. 😃

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Caufman posted:

I'll touch whatever I god drat feel like.

Touch me

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