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Which card is worse?
This poll is closed.
The Fight Pass one! The fights suck! 6 35.29%
The Fox Sports one! The pacing will be awful! 11 64.71%
Total: 17 votes
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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Tim Johnson looks like he should be coming to the ring on a velocipede

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Sorry his post fight interviews were funny but if you get standing hanmerfisted by a guy who was created after a misunderstanding of the "birds with arms" pictures you're not on this level

Lol yeah that was pretty out there

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Todd from Last Man on Earth here as the sacrificial lamb for the Russian.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Good luck Mike

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Tim Johnson's cool.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Good luck Mike

lol, everytime

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
I dont know these guys but this fight just seems like it will be cool

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Who the gently caress is Tim Johnson and how is he the #15 HW?

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Money for nothing and chicks for free

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Mr. Nice! posted:

Who the gently caress is Tim Johnson and how is he the #15 HW?

He posted his balls on every sub forum in this web site

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Dan Didio posted:

This is the last time we own ourselves by cheering for a weird Japanese sex retard.

If only I could believe that

Mr. Nice! posted:

Who the gently caress is Tim Johnson and how is he the #15 HW?

Being a top 15 heavyweight is like being a top 30 NFL team

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



I would really like to see the vaudevillean strongman come out on top for once

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
based on looks alone if you asked me who is the UFC fighter that wrestled with bears Tim Johnson would be my pick

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Mike Dolce's career is going to be over if Johnson wins this and everyone starts getting on weight watchers

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?
Sugartime Jones
thwack

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Fuckin... Bad rear end...

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Oh my god, Tim hit him like he got too friendly with his daughter.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
That uppercut sounded like he got hit by a car

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Jesus that punch

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

manyak posted:

That uppercut sounded like he got hit by a car

Yeah, that was absurdly loud

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
If I recall correctly, Tim was a bleeder in his last fight too.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

How often does someone lose a split decision but win 30-27 with the third judge?

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

I feel like it's been a while since we've had a truly dreadful HW fight, maybe the division is marginally improving

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
hosed up that Stevie Ray isn't credited as coming from 'The Kingdom of Fife'.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

chaleski posted:

I feel like it's been a while since we've had a truly dreadful HW fight, maybe the division is marginally improving
Jared Rosholt got cut in February. That was big.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
is anyone else watching this on fightpass and is it loving up?

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Power of Pecota posted:

How often does someone lose a split decision but win 30-27 with the third judge?

Probably more often than when the other two judges are also 30-27

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Pumped to hear Artsakh whether it's kickboxing from the world's armpit or gymnastics at the olympics

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Mousasi entering to "I Am An Armenian Fighter Waltz"

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?
Sugartime Jones
<Insert pun here using 'Hall effect' and magnetism>


also please win by spinning poo poo Mr Hall

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

How was the 99 card?

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Uriah gives up

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
good poo poo.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Rubellavator posted:

How was the 99 card?

Eh

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


G Moose owns

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
I guess he can fight Jacare again for a title shot. I don't like his chances though.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Didn't look like that hard of a headbutt.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Mousasi is in a weird position because he'd probably beat Bisping but lose to the rest of the top 5 more often than not. I'd be interested to see all those matchups, though.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


the greatest fighter of all time and conor mcgregor

major victory for celibacy tonight

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
brazil card off to a skull shattering start

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