Big YOB takes over local grocery store

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Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

So whats next on the list of chill takeovers?

# ? Nov 20, 2016 04:43

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:47

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*tries to stuff groceries into old ziplock baggie from recent weed purchase, is frustrated*

# ? Nov 20, 2016 04:49

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*gingerly steps through piles of kittens to access the milk shelf, lowers eyes and walks quicker when overly friendly store clerk approaches me*

# ? Nov 20, 2016 04:51

symbolic

the only songs that play over the PA system are the BYOB Reggae and various Bob Marley vaporwave remixes

# ? Nov 20, 2016 05:02

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I want to shop for kittens and overfill those byob bags

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Nov 20, 2016 05:05

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*pays for groceries and assorted kittens with platonic hugs, feel guilty when I get home and sterilize myself with hand sanitizer*

# ? Nov 20, 2016 05:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*awkwardly explain to my family why I spent our money on magic beans and kittens and assure them we will find food to eat tomorrow*

# ? Nov 20, 2016 05:08

vanisher

*walking through store, seeing Green Giant canned vegetables and Aunt Jemima on shelf near eachother* "Heh, can you imagine if they got it on" *vanisher says to himself. Passerbys are visibly frightened* "heh..." *passerbys now walking quickly away* *buys goods to take picture and post later on, gets 10 empty quotes*

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Nov 20, 2016 06:57

Plebian Parasite

Instead of a highly dangerous pyramid of cans, cans are arranged in on single layer of the ground, taking up 20% of the groceries floor space.

# ? Nov 20, 2016 07:01

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Burger King announces BYOB, bring your own burger. You can now truly have it your way, noshing on a Big Mac or Six Dollar Burger at "the king's pad", as BK would like to be referred to. The company is confident that its chill, low-pressure burgin' experience will put BYOBers into a reflective frame of mind that will highlight that eating "from the king's table" is actually the best option for them. Says company spokeslady Peggy Whiteman, "We believe that eating our food in our restaurants is an ideal dining experience, but we get that some people would prefer to get their burgers from elsewhere and still enjoy the famous ambiance of the king's pad. We hope that they will give us a try down the line. You can't rush epiphanies."

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# ? Nov 20, 2016 07:09

FutonForensic

*guilty expression* i really didn't need to get that many sigs

# ? Nov 20, 2016 07:22

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

TOTE _SACK

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Nov 20, 2016 13:43

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

stares at bargain memes for 30 minutes until I realize I'm high from the fumes

# ? Nov 20, 2016 22:39

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

*Puts quarter in vending machine, turns handle thing around, receives bouncy kitten*

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Nov 20, 2016 23:04

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

50% off all frog related memes every Wednesday.

# ? Nov 21, 2016 04:22

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Is that "Jewel Osco", or can you say it like "Jewelosco!"?

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# ? Nov 21, 2016 04:28

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

clean up in aisle 69 *snort*

# ? Nov 21, 2016 11:05

social vegan

sv at the cash: aaaand that'll be 4.20 *stifles laughter watching shopper*

shopper: uh, are you sure? It says 23.45 right there

sv: no no it's cool it'll just be uh, just uh just 4.20 *leans in*

# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:37

social vegan

*sells weed to patrons in the back alley. Bags weed and helps them carry it to their car as well*

# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:39

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

social vegan posted:

*sells weed to patrons in the back alley. Bags weed and helps them carry it to their car as well*

it's only in the back alley because the store wants to show off the sweet new graffiti that's been commissioned

# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:48

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:47

bean mom

my local supermarket !

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# ? Nov 21, 2016 17:23

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