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eonwe



nobody will take my 3.5" floppy

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eonwe



eight bytes walked into a bar. they asked the bartender to make them a double.

eonwe



"how big is your pipe" asked the sexy network engineer

eonwe fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Nov 23, 2016

MrWillsauce

ram



devil

8 bits walk into a bar... the bartender asks... "Are you 10101?"??

eonwe



whats your fetish?

hotswapping.

devil

56 kilobytes walk into a bar... The bartender says. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

vanisher

This dongle on my laptop needs to be secured before I just plug into some random network

Router? I hardly know her!



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Macnult

yeah, I could be down to try THE CLOUD stuff

devil

19 Gigabytes of RAM walk into a bar

MrWillsauce

devil posted:

19 Gigabytes of RAM walk into a bar

hey...



Plebian Parasite

I am MONITORING this thread

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
10 PRINT "Hello! Would you like to have sex?"
20 IF "N" GO TO 10, IF "Y" GO TO 30
30 PRINT "We are having sex!"

MrWillsauce

y



death sext


WYSIWYG


I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Well big boy for about 250 and up you can get some handheld action. But if you want to really experience everything that's on offer, you're looking at a price tag of over 1000

devil

Me walk into bar. Me talk like caveman. What Uhh.. Computer... is

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I used to install new software on my hard drive as much as I could... until I got a virus. Now I don't trust any old installer, it's gotta be checked first.

Im Ready for DEATH

beep beep beep

*fucks*

beep

Plebian Parasite

I am up to my cyberjack in VR DigiBabes and they are super hot because I did not opt for the cooling system upgrade.

Plebian Parasite

Cum Piling.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
the princess is in another castle

devil

So this computer walks into a bar. No i'm just kidding. just loving with you. No but this young stick of ram and this old stick of ram are standing on top of a hill

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

devil posted:

So this computer walks into a bar. No i'm just kidding. just loving with you. No but this young stick of ram and this old stick of ram are standing on top of a hill

bean mom

I Was The Fury posted:

Well big boy for about 250 and up you can get some handheld action. But if you want to really experience everything that's on offer, you're looking at a price tag of over 1000

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bean mom

I think i hosed this RAM but I have no memory now

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Scaly Haylie

*clears throat*

Jazz disk

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
The master drive whips the slave drive's bottom with a riding crop.

It makes the drives spin up faster.

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Sometimes I like to plug up my peripherals into the rear USB ports. Fill up all of the ports.

Death Bot

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

Macnult posted:

yeah, I could be down to try THE CLOUD stuff

alnilam

jezz ball :wiggle:

Senior Management



less is more when it comes to thermal paste application

:jerry:

Laurenz

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
sometimes my floppy disk turns into a hard drive

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

10 PRINT "Hello! Would you like to have sex?"
20 IF "N" GO TO 10, IF "Y" GO TO 30
30 PRINT "We are having sex!"

40 GOTO 10

35 SLEEP 100


ty nesamdoom!

social vegan



I get confused every time my dad tries to explain how it works

Scaly Haylie

It involves less cords than it generally used to.

MrWillsauce

I have sex and I have a computer



joke_explainer


Yeah I see it. Like you have instructions on the tape, and they tell you to read or write something, then you move either left or right depending on what the instruction was. I mean it's a simplistic computer, but still a computer.

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
when you share a file with a p2p, you're really sharing with every other computer that file has been shared by


your computer is chewed bubblegum now and it has no resale value, whore

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social vegan



Gatekeeper posted:

when you share a file with a p2p, you're really sharing with every other computer that file has been shared by


your computer is chewed bubblegum now and it has no resale value, whore

*the last scene of requiem for a dream starts, old fat white men sweat as they holler, spit launching from their mouths while they sit semi circle around two computers sitting back to back and connected wirelessly chanting "p2P"*

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