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*intensely stares at wine for ten minutes* it's ..... red?
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Ahundredbux posted:*intensely stares at wine for ten minutes* *intensely stares for another ten minutes* No. I can't keep up this ruse. It's purple!
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Nov 30, 2016 03:01
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*pushes up glasses* aaackshually it's just water (colorless) with a colloidal suspension of various organic compounds that create a red appearance |
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Nov 30, 2016 03:53
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oaky, distinct hints of leather wait a second this is just water boiled with an old boot 4/5 |
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Nov 30, 2016 05:36
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My palate is too refined and now I can't help tasting undertones of bile and rotting meat in my own saliva.
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Nov 30, 2016 06:55
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eugh it tastes like someone let a bunch of grapes rot in a barrel i think this one's bad |
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Nov 30, 2016 13:10
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Prison Winery: Strong orange tang flavour - notes of ketchup, moldy bread - finish is sludgy and sweet
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Nov 30, 2016 15:53
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oaky. oaky. oaky.. *pouring arsenic into throat* oaky.. hints of *choking back tears* |
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Nov 30, 2016 15:56
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the finish on this cardboard is immaculate, beautiful graphic work, well sized for my fridge *sweating three hours later* confusing tap instructions |
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Nov 30, 2016 16:21
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Detecting notes of plastic bag and crushing depression |
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Dec 1, 2016 10:46
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fruity and dry, with a lingering nose and faint hints of.... chocolate? also, you can blow up the bag afterwards and use it as a pillow |
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Dec 1, 2016 13:20
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*coughs mid-review onto a plate* oh nice this one has a temporary tattoo in every bottle |
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Dec 1, 2016 13:24
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fruity and dry. wait, this is raisins |
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Dec 1, 2016 14:23
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full-bodied...invigorating...perhaps a beaujolais...? *lowering bottle with a milk moustache on upper lip* |
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Dec 1, 2016 14:24
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tastes like red koolaid that's been held at room temp for 2, no wait, 3 days drank out of my roommate's "getting lucky in Kentucky" novelty pint glass oh hey how about that |
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Dec 1, 2016 14:39
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social vegan posted:tastes like red koolaid that's been held at room temp for 2, no wait, 3 days drank out of my roommate's "getting lucky in Kentucky" novelty pint glass oh hey how about that |
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Dec 1, 2016 15:07
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my hoity toity friends: egad social vegan, you've described the pure essence of this cabernet flawlessly, I almost feel the wine's aura achieving resonance with my own, an experience beyond simple gustatory transduction me: ha ha ha thank you charles, I don't know what else you'd expect, I am a masterful wine somalia |
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Dec 1, 2016 15:35
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Last year for Christmas I got someone some Grateful Dead bacon wine. I would imagine that it tasted of bacon. The Amazon page said "Tasting Notes A distincively unique mix of black cherries and peppered bacon with a velvety vanilla and caramel finish."
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Dec 1, 2016 18:54
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Vynar posted:Last year for Christmas I got someone some Grateful Dead bacon wine. I would imagine that it tasted of bacon. The Amazon page said "Tasting Notes *swirling bouquet* hmm... le epic, with subtle follies of jazz fusion...ah, yes. This is Grateful Dead bacon wine. |
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Dec 1, 2016 21:16
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This wine tastes like... memes?? |
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Dec 1, 2016 22:11
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Farecoal posted:This wine tastes like... memes?? Vintner: le 
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Dec 1, 2016 22:12
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body? legs? I thought this was a wine tasting!
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Dec 1, 2016 22:28
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full bodied, dry, yet rich taste. a lingering aftertaste of caramel and smoke. wanted for armed robbery and kidnapping. reward: 10 000 USD |
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Dec 2, 2016 00:36
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social vegan posted:*coughs mid-review onto a plate* oh nice this one has a temporary tattoo in every bottle laughed at this one and even decongested me a lil bit. good for my health
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Dec 2, 2016 05:21
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hmmm, mostly colorless, yet it's closer to a red than a white in taste. a little bland even for a red though. there is a bit of spice, some weak macrophages and dentritics. ah, of course, it's a beaker of HIV. 84 out of 100. though i am only mildly impressed, i expect this vintage to go viral. |
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Dec 2, 2016 21:41
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*me, bleary eyed after finishing a box of wine in one go* It had...uh...*heavy breathing* a very robust *weird gurgling* a robust...um...amount. *series of burps*
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Dec 3, 2016 04:08
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i like my wine to have notes of neckbeard. subtle hints of body odor, and if one "listens" closely to the flavor, as it were, it might be possible to "hear" the slightest touch of But I'm A Nice Guy |
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Dec 3, 2016 04:43
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Farecoal posted:i like my wine to have notes of neckbeard. subtle hints of body odor, and if one "listens" closely to the flavor, as it were, it might be possible to "hear" the slightest touch of But I'm A Nice Guy why do girls always go for the muscular cab savs while i, an inventive and bold yet refreshing pinot / syrah, am relegated to the Blend Zone |
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Dec 5, 2016 15:44
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alnilam posted:why do girls always go for the muscular cab savs while i, an inventive and bold yet refreshing pinot / syrah, am relegated to the Blend Zone |
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Dec 5, 2016 16:14
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alnilam posted:why do girls always go for the muscular cab savs while i, an inventive and bold yet refreshing pinot / syrah, am relegated to the Blend Zone |
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Dec 5, 2016 16:24
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this wine is a veritable symphony of flavors expertly woven together like poetry. it dances on the palette and the aftertaste sings with novel notes of oak and clay. it's basically a mash-up of every fine arts major |
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Dec 5, 2016 16:30
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A hint of peanutbutter with a chocolate body, a cherry and cream finish sits on top. *stips straw*
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Dec 5, 2016 17:00
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Redolent of oak, cardamom, and cat urine. |
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Dec 5, 2016 17:08
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wine libs: I need (one poster at a time please) adj adj adj noun adj noun, food noun, food noun, activity number |
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Dec 18, 2016 16:19
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adj: gristly
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Dec 18, 2016 17:57
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adj: macabre
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Dec 18, 2016 19:23
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noun activity: ghost riding the whip
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Dec 18, 2016 20:30
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Food: SpaghettiOs |
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Dec 18, 2016 20:50
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adj: jealous |
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Dec 18, 2016 20:52
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Okay still need: noun adj noun, food Numnbwr |
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