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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Bring Back Stitch

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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Dan Kelly has won my heart

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
gently caress Chris Camozzi

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Bleed in his mouth!

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Dan Kelly loving owns.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Submission (waterboarded with opponents blood)

Dan Didio posted:

Age is just a number, like 4.9, which is the alcohol content of Dan Kelly's favourite drink; VB.

Nice

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Dan Kelly loving owns.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Dan Kelly is a beast. Just drowning his opponent in his own blood.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
I want to see a post fight photo of his head so bad

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

How did Dan Kelly's blood end up on Camozzi's foot

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Dan owns

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Dans left hook is a bomb.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


I like to think Dan Kelly is a crazy Australian Dad who wandered into the octagon and just ran with it

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Dan is a loving warrior

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Dan Kelly owns

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This fuckin Australian blood golem just constantly walking you down has to be demoralizing.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Nasty loving fight

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
dan kelly dragged a good fight out of chris camozzi

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Dan Kelly has never heard of defence, and it makes this amazing.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Le Saboteur posted:

This fuckin Australian blood golem just constantly walking you down has to be demoralizing.

The ghost of all his ex girlfriends dads

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Fear the Aussie Blood!

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


lol Chris what was that

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
I love how you can trace that fights progress across the octagon by the amount of blood left in one spot.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Sometimes these cards that are horrible on paper really deliver

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Be interesting to see how the judges score Chris Camozzi's patented 'move backwards always, drink a ton of the opponent's blood and cover up at the end of the fight and then protest the fight ending at the alloted time' tactic.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Even though I'm pretty sure that wasn't a stoppage victory Dan Kelly should get a performance bonus for that.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Dadbod claims another victim

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Daniel Kelly saves the local judo dojo from closure once again.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
We are all Dan Kelly's son.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Old man Olympian Dans are really cool

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That blood was coming out like a lawn sprinkler. Camozzi loving sucks.

Also that Tuck guy got robbed earlier.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Dan Didio posted:

We are all Dan Kelly's son.

I'm so proud.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

So did I pick the best fight of the night to drop in on? Or were there some good ones before Kelly?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Forum favourites Dan Kelly and Ben 10 Nguyen had good fights.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Rubellavator posted:

So did I pick the best fight of the night to drop in on? Or were there some good ones before Kelly?

Ben10 had a good performance.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
hey i remember that dynamite danielle person, she had some weird story like she took the fight on basically no notice and works full time as a prison guard and threw only overhands and somehow nearly won. i

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

I missed the fight, did Dad-bod Dan use his blood as a weapon ala Edwin Dewees? If so that rules.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Hamderlei vs Minnie Mouse

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Seohee with normal hair looks weird

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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I was about to observe that Ham has utterly failed to live up to the "Hamderlei Silva" nickname, but upon reflection she definitely has the "underwhelm upon finally getting into the UFC" part down pat.

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