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Emptiness. All is formless and void, a blank slate of a world against the infinite darkness beyond. Nothing truly exists, yet, except for little sparks of ego and will, entities capable of shaping what shall come to pass. Which shall prevail? Which shall make their mark upon reality? Which shall burn out and be forgotten? What do you choose to do, Godlet? ***** The Current Pantheon, in order of Seating: 1. The Pantocrater- SwedishThaumocracy 2. The Illuminator - DivineCoffeeBinge 3. The Constellator - Scribbleykins 4. The Arborean - Kyyp 5. The First Sea Lord - Deadmeat5150 6. The God of Lazy - TacoNight 7. The Fulmillustrator - TheNabster 8. The Refugitive - Shogeton 9. Vacant 10. The Drunk of Goddenness - Blasphemaster 11. The Stuffmeister - Battle Royale Baby 12. The Comedienne - JesterofAmerica The Placeholderdome of Thunder is established! If an action is contested, both sides roll 1d20 and add their Divinity. They may try to invoke statuses as a bonus for their own or a malus for their opponent, but need to give reasons why in either case. Ganging up is allowed: total the divinity on each side, the instigator or first defender makes the roll for their whole side. The winner takes half the loser's divinity, rounded up. If multiple winners the divinity is split evenly with the instigator or first defender getting any remainder. A godlet with less than 5 Divinity loses their seat in the Pantheon, which may be taken by the victor, unless that victor has less than 5 divinity after winning. AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Dec 29, 2016 |
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There's a reason it's a classic. Let there be light.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:There's a reason it's a classic. Why mess with the classics?
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And there was light. An all-pervading brightness, throughout all that was. radiating from everywhere to everywhere, supplanting the darkness that was. DivineCoffeeBinge gets 2 divinity points! Sniper4625 gets 1 divinity point! What next, Godlet?
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Hey, neat. Now there's light. Now we need a place to put our stuff. Let's create a world. (Divinity: 2)
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Create Mini-Godlets Then we can use them as slave labor to create our world.
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Nov 27, 2016 00:27
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Create Water!
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Let there be heavens We need something for a world to hang out in. Lets make stars and stuff.
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So, in the all-pervading light, a world was called into being, a solid, featureless globe, indistinguishable from the brightness of everything and everywhere. That featureless surface was quickly submerged as water was brought to existence, a liquid coating sufficient to cover the solidity below. All around the new world, far, far away, fusion reactors flicked into being, adding hue and radiance to the everywhere-light as they began their existence. Between them, strange pockets of 'stuff' materialised, their purpose uncertain. DivineCoffeeBinge gets 1 Divinity Point! Battle Royale Baby gets the status: Miniaturised, and the status: Servile! Birthday Oral gets 1 Divinity Point! Deadmeat5150 gets 1 Divinity Point! Now what, Godlet?
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That world is sorta boring. Let's make it not-boring. Our world needs mountains. Divinity: 3
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Create icebergs upon the water! (Divinity 1)
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Land! (Divinity 1) sniper4625 fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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"stuff", get to make more stuffing  status: Miniaturised status: Servile!
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Mountains!
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Nov 27, 2016 02:48
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Create a moon in the shape of a duck in orbit around the world. Why? Because what is the point of divine power if you can't use it in arbitrary, inscrutable ways? Making a duck shaped moon is suitably arbitrary and ridiculous. It should be a perfect representation of a duck but made of non-metamorphic rock and perfectly sculpted, down to the smallest(giant) detail on its feathers and so on.
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Create physical laws!
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Magic but we'll explain poo poo anyway (Also we got free gravity - or equivalent - if anyone noticed)
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I know I should probably wait until the seventh day or something, but Let's rest from our moderate amount of creating.
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Loel posted:Invent Cats Animal or musical? Need to know before upvoting this.
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Loel posted:Invent Cats
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Big Boner Stacy posted:Create physical laws! Create physical laws that are illogical and contradictory.
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Pass. Wake me up when we're ready to make art.
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TacoNight posted:Pass. Wake me up when we're ready to make art. A cat is art. 
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Carve a wraparound etching of Dickbutt into the surface, and fill the new chasms with water.
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Forge Elemental Humour into the world
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Masturbate with your own hand Ejaculate into your mouth Sneeze and create the wind Spit and create the rain
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Outrail posted:Create physical laws that are illogical and contradictory. Order and Chaos established.
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The featureless deeps beneath the water corrugated and roiled, twisted, buckled and drove themselves upwards. Peaks broke through the surface of the waters, becoming islands, archipelagos,steep-sided land masses. All over the constantly-bright world, a chaotic pattern of upraised terrain spread outwards and around. At the poles, however, the waters cooled, forming giant chunks of ice floating in the pure water, drifting on currents and eddies caused by the upraising of the mountains. On the surface below the deeps, a trench vaguely suggestive of genitive organs furrowed its way into being around the world. One lone Godlet zoomed down to the mountainous surface, planting itself upon the ground, the first entity ever to do so. In its wake, the first 'mews' of life, as the Firstborn chosen of the Gods stepped onto the rocky landscape, looked around disinterestedly, then cleaned the interstices between the claws of their forepaws or otherwise busied themselves sleeping or looking for something to eat. Up in orbit, a pair of rocks came into being, one the shape and size of a cat, the other the shape and size of a duck, save for the giant detailing of its feathers. They took up antipodal positions in the same orbit, invisible against the constant light of everywhere. In the vasty deeps of infinity, the clusters of Stuff began to grow. Back upon the planet, there was a deep rumbling within the homogeneous ground. Geysers began to erupt, as from deep within, the elements of the four humours - blood, yellow bile, black bile and phlegm - were called into being. The cats eagerly flocked to the bloodgeysers, murring cheerfully as they drank their fill, aside from a few who approached, sniffed it, then turned away in aloof high dudgeon, demanding better fare. Upon the highest peak, the veritable ceiling of the world, one lone cat watched a godlet create a rudimentary weather system. One lone godlet pulled power to itself, and claimed a place in opposition to all the others. The first seat in the pantheon had been claimed. DivineCoffeeBinge gets 2 divinity points! Birthday Oral gets 1 divinity point! sniper4625 successfully lands on the planet, and gets to name it! Battle Royale Baby gets 1 divinity point! mcclay gets 1 divinity point! Diogines gets 1 divinity point and earns the title, "Lord of the Duck Moon"! Big boner stacy gets 2 divinity points, Physical laws set to 'yes'! don't be mean to me gets 1 divinity point, magic set to 'yes'! Arkanomen claims a role and gains 5 divinity points! The Adversary: All actions must oppose or distort the actions of other godlets. Taconight gets the status: Well rested! Loel gets 2 divinity points and earns the title "Lifebringer"! cat_herder gets 1 divinity point and earns the title, "Lord of the Cat Moon"! Outrail gets 1 divinity point, Magic is henceforth part of the physical laws and gives them scope for illogic and contradiction! Blasphemaster gets 1 divinity point and earns the title: "Dickbutter"! JesterOfAmerica gets 1 divinity point! JosephWongKS gets 1 divinity point and the status: Spent! Your move, godlet!
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Let there be Darkness! Places of refuge where the light does not blind. And they will be mine henceforth. (Divinity: 2)
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Create the Elder Beings that can be uncovered by unsuspecting sentients untold millennia later and drive them to madness.
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I feel sappy right now so Eminate love
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Clouds. Everywhere. Not fog, but big puffy cumulus clouds and nebulae. Clouds in the sky stretching out to infinity. Clouds near the ground, that you can hop on like Mario. Clouds UNDER the ground, idk how that works but it'll work.
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Theantero posted:Create the Elder Beings that can be uncovered by unsuspecting sentients untold millennia later and drive them to madness. We've already made cats. Create stars and 7 catty constellations to dot the sky at night: Restful Cat, Playful Cat, Prowling Cat, Singing Cat, Mating Cats, Fighting Cats and Disinterested Cat. I lay claim on the heavens.
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Scribbleykins posted:I lay claim on the heavens. lol get rekt nerd
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This planet shall henceforth be known as Nibiru Actually let's do plant life first. (Somebody gotta make dogs cmon) Div 1 sniper4625 fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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And Lo, the Duck Moon did Quack and there was a Great Rumbling upon the Deep, heard all, even unto the Very Firmament and thus was declared, "All That Flaps or Sqwaks, All That Pecks or Chirps, All That Soars or Glides, ALL THESE THINGS ARE MINE! I AM DIOGENES LORD OF FEATHERS! LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR!" Translation: Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack! I attempt to claim exclusive jurisdiction over everything related to birds, thus gaining tremendous power in such matters but forever excluding all actions not related to birds or bird-characteristics in some way. Not unlike a variation of the adversary. Divinity: 1. Diogines fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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