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Alternate the light and darkness to create the concept of time. Plan to do something later
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TacoNight posted:Plan to do something later Look everybody, it's the god of procrastination!
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Nov 27, 2016 15:58
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There will need to be the small critters, the weak and the helpless to be prey to the cats. I will create the mice and the rats and the squirrels, and they will be quick and quiet, and the cats will have to try hard to get them, but they will not be able to fight them. And I will aspire to always give some mercy to the weak, but never strengthen them.
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Nov 27, 2016 15:59
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Abyssal Squid posted:lol get rekt nerd Your cloudy creation took you all the way underground. Unless you want to argue caves are heavenly, you're just a puffed-up pretender.  (You want it? Lay claim to it! See what happens when two of us do!)
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Nov 27, 2016 16:01
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Scribbleykins posted:Your cloudy creation took you all the way underground. Unless you want to argue caves are heavenly, you're just a puffed-up pretender. Someone needs to be God of Thunderdome.
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Nov 27, 2016 16:06
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Theantero posted:Create the Elder Beings that can be uncovered by unsuspecting sentients untold millennia later and drive them to madness. Can I suggest two things? If so, put Thenatero's Elder Beings into a deep and dreamless slumber. No rush if we can't do both, it'll get done.
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Nov 27, 2016 16:07
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Scribbleykins posted:Your cloudy creation took you all the way underground. Unless you want to argue caves are heavenly, you're just a puffed-up pretender. I mean you can have your constellations I'm not disputing that, but good luck having them ever be seen! >:{} sniper4625 posted:Someone needs to be God of Thunderdome. Can't have thunder without clouds. I'm working on it.
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Nov 27, 2016 16:07
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Destroy my own body and use the parts to fill the void with crates of all shapes and sizes, containing ???, thus becoming God of Crates
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Nov 27, 2016 16:19
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Create a race of Massive Sentient Potatoes that float around aimlessly and upon contact with one another immediately detonate in Tsar-Bomba level explosions of mashed goodness instead of the traditional blast.
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Nov 27, 2016 16:29
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While everyone else is focused over here, let's kind of edge off to one side and create the Oort Cloud so that later there will be a goodly supply of comets for all our omen/legend/doomsday needs. Divinity: 5
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Nov 27, 2016 16:36
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Abyssal Squid posted:I mean you can have your constellations I'm not disputing that, but good luck having them ever be seen! >:{}  Abyssal Squid posted:Can't have thunder without clouds. I'm working on it. As a means of settling our creative differences, I now support the creation of a Godly Thunderdome. SO I CAN WRECK THIS FOOL  DivineCoffeeBinge posted:While everyone else is focused over here, let's kind of edge off to one side and create the Oort Cloud so that later there will be a goodly supply of comets for all our omen/legend/doomsday needs. Cool, I was gonna get around to comets and meteors eventually. Want to partner up on future heavenly projects?
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Nov 27, 2016 16:53
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Create abundant life in the Oceans, especially Tuna which is the favorite of Cats Become God of the Seas Divinity: 1
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Nov 27, 2016 16:53
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Become the God of Ice and force the ice on the poles to spread. (Divinity 2)
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Nov 27, 2016 17:14
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Scribbleykins posted:Cool, I was gonna get around to comets and meteors eventually. Want to partner up on future heavenly projects? I would not be averse to partnering up at all, though of course we'll have to see if, as things evolve, our ideas about the Heavens line up.
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Nov 27, 2016 17:21
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^^vv<><>AB(select)(start) (Divinity unlimited)
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Deadmeat5150 posted:Create abundant life in the Oceans, especially Tuna which is the favorite of Cats I skimread this as 'God of the Sass' and did a double take. Alas. No dedicated trickster god yet.  DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I would not be averse to partnering up at all, though of course we'll have to see if, as things evolve, our ideas about the Heavens line up. Indeed! I'm happy to throw you the lead for the first project, though. If you ain't got anything in mind for the next round, I'm probably going to no-joke aim for that heavenly thunderdome. No idea what gladiatorial god combat will actually end up doing, but where's the harm in trying?
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Nov 27, 2016 17:57
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I'll make the thunder, you make the dome.
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Nov 27, 2016 18:08
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Darkness returns, at the bidding of its new master, coming into balance with the light and providing contrast. Set in motion, it cyclically flows back and forth in equilibrium, lighttime and darktime. Deep in the infinite, beings beyond mortal ken and sanity lurk within the clouds of Stuff, held there in dreamless slumber. On Nibiru, Love is made pre-eminent, and the light and dark are filled with the yowlings that herald more cats in the future. New life also springs forth in the form of plants: Forests of every type, and strange conglomerations of Stuff, not too dissimilar to the Stuff of the deep void, except... planty. Clouds begin to form, from gaseous emanations of the four humours beneath the mountainous surface through to water vapour high up between the world and the void. The fickle laws of physics permit clouds of water vapour above icebergs floating in the water. The fusion reactors of an earlier age are aesthetically rearranged at the bidding of the third one to claim their slot in the pantheon. The Lord of the Duck Moon stakes his claim, taking the fourth place in the pantheon. Hiding within and beneath the plant-Stuff, the hordes of the Hunted spring forth, rodents of every type. Were the cats prone to rejoicing, they might have done so, but they were certainly prone to hunting. Soon, blood not from the geysers was spilt on Nibiru's homogeneous rock. Crates appeared throughout creation, their disembodied deity seated upon one in the fifth available place in the pantheon. Deep in the void, 'twixt the stellar furnaces and the clouds of Stuff where lurk the slumbering things of madness, floated massive beings of mostly starch. Capable of sentient thought, they thus generally avoided one another so as to reduce the risk of exploding. Much closer to the world, a vast cloud came into being from which comets could emerge, orbiting Nibiru at a great distance, far beyond the moons of duck and cat. The seas teemed with life, most of it cat-edible, adapted to the pure dihydrogen monoxide in which they now swam, courtesy of the sixth deity in the pantheon. Up around the axis of rotation, the icebergs began to spread further, as the seventh claimed their place. Somewhere insignificant, buttons were mashed to no great effect. +1 Divinity point: sniper4625, blasphemaster, Abyssal Squid DivineCoffeeBinge, Shogeton +2 Divinity points: Theantero, mcclay. TacoNight gets +1 Divinity point, and expends the status: Well Rested on a second action! RandomPaul gets the status: Trying to Cheat, and the status, Overextended! Big Boner Stacy claims a role! The Kindly Dark: Actions must pertain to darkness or changes in light. +5 divinity points. Scribbleykins claims a role! Constellator: Actions must pertain to the distant heavens, the stars, stuff clouds and potatoes of the deep. +5 divinity points. Diogenes claims a role! Lord of Feathers: Actions must pertain to birds. +5 divinity points. Swedish Thaumocracy claims a role! Pantocrater: Actions must pertain to crates and their contents. +5 divinity points. Deadmeat5150 claims a role! First Sea Lord: Actions must pertain to the seas and their contents. +5 divinity points. Birthday Oral claims a role! Ice Lord: Actions must pertain to ice and cold. +5 divinity points. Go ahead, Godlets. AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 19:58
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Let humans spring forth, and let I, Namebringer, be their patron above all others. (Role claim) Let them open the crates and master the animals, let them be fruitful and multiply across the land! (P.S. Stay out of the deeps.) Div 2 sniper4625 fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 20:08
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I declare comets to be crates, as they contain delicious ores! I will them to swirl about willy-nilly that getting at their contents will be hard but not impossible. The Pantocrater, +5 divinity.
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Nov 27, 2016 20:11
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Let sapient lightnings call the clouds their home! They communicate with thunders, also there's different lightning societies at each level. Imma be Lightning Lord!  Divinity 1
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Nov 27, 2016 20:15
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I create a menagerie of creepy crawlies to live in and churn up the permanent dark places under Nibiru The Kindly Darkness, +7 Divinity
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Nov 27, 2016 20:19
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Let the things crawling on the earth fear the Ice and seek to hide from it! (Divinity 7)
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Nov 27, 2016 20:32
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Let the some of the Hunted Creatures find themselves hiding spaces in the trees in the new forests, and let them find hiding in the kind darkness under the earth, and let their senses be sharp, their movements quick and their litters plentiful. Divinity Point 1 Shogeton fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 20:40
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Abyssal Squid posted:I'll make the thunder, you make the dome. The new Constellator trawls up and compresses the material of many Stuff clouds, mostly rocky and shiny ones, and uses them to create the [Placeholder]-DOME OF THE GODS: a distant, celestial arena for godly conflict resolution, far away from anything sentient... if one were to discount the occasional giant exploding space potato, which, really, is just the kind of casual racism you'd expect out of the gods. The arena is half finished, awaiting another god's touch. Div/0! error ... Huh. Let's try that again. Div = 5 Better. Wonder what that was all about.
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Nov 27, 2016 20:42
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Take a bunch of ducks and cats and smash them together into horrid, torturous fleshbeasts. Become god of Eldritch Horror Divinity: 2
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Nov 27, 2016 20:49
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All plant life will produce intoxicating effects when consumed in sufficient quantities, which will be unique to each species. Berries shall be uppers, and leafy greens shall be downers. So say I, Lord of Intoxication and the Resulting Impaired Decisions!
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Nov 27, 2016 20:59
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Scribbleykins posted:The arena is half finished, awaiting another god's touch. I'll get on that next action, I've got something specific in mind. 
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Nov 27, 2016 21:11
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Some of the life in the sea lives in the deepest and darkest places of the world. These creatures, which look sort of like Steve Guttenburg with tentacles instead arms and legs, wake every few hundred years and wreck havoc upon all who traverse or live near the seas. Especially tasy humans. First Sea Lord: Divinity 7
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Nov 27, 2016 21:14
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HANDS OFF MY DUCKS!!!! I don't care if mortal creatures try to eat them or something but no turning them into torturous supernatural flesh beasts! What part of THESE ARE MY BIRDS was unclear!?! Where Theantero tries to take ducks to form an eldritch horror, I Manifest the First Divine Avatar in the form of Quacktzalcoatl, the Great Bird! I pour all of my Divine Power into it and oppose his action! If possible, I try to consume him and steal some or all of his power!  Hey, Cat Gods! Help! We Moon Bros gotta stick together! Don't let him make our creations unpure! Let this be an instance for us to unify in Moon Solidarity and cement a beautiful friendship! Lord of Feathers: Divinity - 6. Diogines fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 21:17
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Create a great ball of slowly moving chaos and magic 1000 arbitrary units of spacial measurement from creation. Time till impact 1000 arbitrary units of time. "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." 1 Divinity Point Outrail fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 21:19
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Say no to god on god violence
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Nov 27, 2016 21:23
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Then don't mess with my birds! No turning my duckies into horrible, torturous fleshbeasts! See!? They are cute! They love each other! No turning them into fleshbeasts!
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Nov 27, 2016 21:26
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Clearly, if ducks are cute, smashing them together into a horrible fleshbeast is merely increasing the local cuteness concentration by piling large amounts of cute into a smaller overall area. It's simple math.
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Nov 27, 2016 21:41
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Theantero posted:Clearly, if ducks are cute, smashing them together into a horrible fleshbeast is merely increasing the local cuteness concentration by piling large amounts of cute into a smaller overall area. You could take this to the extreme and increase the density of duck meat. We've got magic now so that shouldn't be a problem.
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Nov 27, 2016 21:56
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Scribbleykins posted:We've already made cats. Thus I claim the Underworld. Seat of my power, kennel of Dogs. Dogs are the Chosen of the Adversary, Chasers of Cats and Hunter of Birds and Antithesis of God. All that forsake their claws and feathers shall find solace in the torment and corruption of Others and the souls Forsaken by the Heavens.
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Nov 27, 2016 21:57
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Arkanomen posted:Thus I claim the Underworld. Seat of my power, kennel of Dogs. Gonna give so many pets. Whose a good boy, helldogs. You are!
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Nov 27, 2016 21:59
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Theantero posted:Clearly, if ducks are cute, smashing them together into a horrible fleshbeast is merely increasing the local cuteness concentration by piling large amounts of cute into a smaller overall area. Uh oh. Someone better create a god of Aesthetics to debate the true nature of beauty with the horrible elder beast god before he gets to set all the standards. Theantero posted:Say no to god on god violence Shush you, and get in the [Placeholder]-DOME. Arkanomen posted:Thus I claim the Underworld. Seat of my power, kennel of Dogs. OH NO YOU DIN'T
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Nov 27, 2016 22:02
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e: Apparently we only get one action.
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Arkanomen posted:Thus I claim the Underworld. Seat of my power, kennel of Dogs. *cough* Isn't the Underworld kind of...Dark?
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Nov 27, 2016 22:07
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