|
hey i gotta use the bathroom can you get up for me? sorry... *guy in aisle seat is woken up by old lady in middle seat as they groggily stumble into the aisle* haha thanks sorry didn't mean to wake you *comes back and the guy in the aisle seat is sleeping again* hey man sorry to wake you do you think you could get up for me again so I could sit back down? *guy in aisle seat nods while old lady in the middle seat gathers the food she was eating so she can fold up the tray back into the seat*
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 21:46
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 13:00 |
|
|
i'm sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane for what it's worth
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 21:49
|
|
|
Oh cool looks like we are flying over the coast probably some interesting views *closes window cover*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 21:49
|
|
|
At least the pressure is off of me if someone tries to hijack the plane.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 21:50
|
|
|
The window's still over a wing so the views are wing and clouds better leave the blind open
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:14
|
|
|
*orders 7th bloody ceasar*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:14
|
|
|
*takes some klonopins and passes out for 15 hours*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:17
|
|
|
*has a few drinks* *enjoys outside view* *checks out IFE* *has meal* *sleeps* *does not get up to use bathroom* *has a few more drinks* *has another meal* *sleeps* *still does not get up to use bathroom* *survives another ~dozen hour flight*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:18
|
|
|
yes i'm willing to assist other passengers in case of an emergency landing (lol no i'm not  )
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:20
|
|
|
Opens window to allow blinding sunlight in as half the plane is trying to sleep.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:21
|
|
|
I'm the fatass with his arms crossed for the whole loving flight trying not to spill over.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:36
|
|
|
ive never been on an airplane what's it like
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:36
|
|
|
I love the window seat.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:39
|
|
|
And IDGAF if I wake people up to go to the bathroom. gently caress them. They should've gotten a window seat
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:40
|
|
|
Jerry Mumphrey posted:yes i'm willing to assist other passengers in case of an emergency landing Sir I need a verbal 'yes'.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:42
|
|
|
there's a man out there
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:49
|
|
|
i usually get middle seat kuz i book thru skyscanner and poo poo like megacheapdealzzz.com so i get the worst seats on spirit airlines with no luggage and pay for peanuts and tap water. suits me and my klonopins needs just fine.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:50
|
|
|
when in the window seat i lean back so that the other ppl can see the cool stuff outside. its good to share and be kind.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:52
|
|
|
I always go for the aisle seat as I'm the rear end in a top hat with a small bladder. Also, it means I can spill out into the aisle during a majority of the flight, giving me extra room
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:52
|
|
|
Quadrapellegiance posted:I always go for the aisle seat as I'm the rear end in a top hat with a small bladder. flight attendant running you over repeatedly with the drink cart and breaking your puny legs into bits while i look on and jack off at the carnage
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:53
|
|
|
Smythe posted:flight attendant running you over repeatedly with the drink cart and breaking your puny legs into bits while i look on and jack off at the carnage that's not how you get in the mile high club
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:55
|
|
|
*plays it cool when the person next to me freaks out over turbulence* Heh, nothin' new for this Ace.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:55
|
|
|
"On the bright side honey, you always said you wanted to see the Big Apple!"
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:56
|
|
|
Quadrapellegiance posted:that's not how you get in the mile high club it's 2016 bitch. I can jack off and cum however i drat well please.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:56
|
|
|
*Get's more free whiskey from the smoking hot flight attendant.* *My Wife sitting next to me orders wine.* *is in first class*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:57
|
|
|
*closes window*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:58
|
|
|
*lets out a silent fart* Aaaaaahh *continues to eat in-flight purchased burrito*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:58
|
|
|
"The United Airlines suggestion box is gonna get an earful, I tell you what!" "Watch Bush start a fuckin war."
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:58
|
|
|
Snatch Duster posted:*lets out a silent fart* *watches you die from stomach complications*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:59
|
|
|
Smythe posted:it's 2016 bitch. I can jack off and cum however i drat well please. ya ok but you're still not in the club. you see these rules? *opens a parchment that coils to the ground* rule 69: if you only got yourself off, it doesn't count. i don't make the rules, i enforce them. you know how it is
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:59
|
|
|
ive got my vr headset strapped on and you can hear strange whimpers and cries of agony through my head phones
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:59
|
|
|
*alerts stewardess to gremlins on the wing* *is rudely dismissed* 
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 22:59
|
|
|
nine eleven: the vr experience i would probably but it
|
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 23:03
|
|
|
*plays DooM on phone with volume cranked*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 23:16
|
|
|
*doesnt need to have other two people get up since he got a bulkhead seat like a pro* 
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 23:18
|
|
|
Ranma Fan Art posted:ive never been on an airplane what's it like It's kind of like being in a bus but you're in the sky
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 23:26
|
|
|
Professor of Cats posted:*watches you die from stomach complications* *looks you right in your eyes* phhhhhhhhrrrrrrrbbbbbbtttt "Man, this burrito isn't half bad" *turns back to tray and finishes burrito*
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 23:34
|
|
|
Xtra Innings Lovin posted:It's kind of like being in a bus but you're in the sky gently caress I ride the bus everywhere that sucks I thought it'd be more exciting that than
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 23:37
|
|
|
Snatch Duster posted:*looks you right in your eyes* 
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 23:41
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 13:00 |
|
|
It's like a bus that's screaming fast down a bumpy road that lifts from the ground. From there on it's either arriving safely, sudden death, or minutes of terror as the thing spirals to the ground.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2016 23:45
|
|