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It's less comfortable than a bus actually
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Chinatown posted:*doesnt need to have other two people get up since he got a bulkhead seat like a pro* *takes shoes off and rests filthy feet with ragged, yellowing toenails on the bulkhead*
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Nov 28, 2016 23:48
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i am sitting in a bus window seat right now
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Nov 28, 2016 23:52
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Ranma Fan Art posted:ive never been on an airplane what's it like very dangerous; it's better to be in the plane
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Nov 28, 2016 23:58
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why don't we just all donate to buy a jet for the site's users, then we wouldn't ahve to theorize about it. we could just do it. i call window seat.
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Nov 29, 2016 00:05
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Novo posted:very dangerous; it's better to be in the plane  I've lucked out as far as lack of turbulence lately. So they've felt like bus rides. On my way to Vegas last month there were some religious nut jobs holding hands and saying Hail Marys half the trip which freaked me out though (thought for sure they was gonna blow the plane up); I also had the window seat that day too.
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Nov 29, 2016 00:25
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unpleasantly turgid posted:why don't we just all donate to buy a jet for the site's users, then we wouldn't ahve to theorize about it. we could just do it. i call window seat. Goonjet™ Airllines. We'll get Kyanka a pilot's license and it'll all be fun
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Nov 29, 2016 00:46
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try taking a poo poo in the back of a coach bus if you like to live dangerously
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Nov 29, 2016 00:49
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this is cool i like watching everything get small
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Nov 29, 2016 00:54
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Nov 29, 2016 02:20
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hold my beer, i'm going to go out for a a closer look at that cloud
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Nov 29, 2016 02:32
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numberoneposter posted:try taking a poo poo in the back of a coach bus if you like to live dangerously poo poo in the front if you're a pro
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Nov 29, 2016 02:53
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Opens up the window so I can sneak outside for a quick smoke.
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Nov 29, 2016 03:59
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Immediately when the fasten seat beat blinks on I hustle up to the front to take a huge poo poo because I can't wait until the end of my 35 minute commuter flight.
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Nov 29, 2016 04:05
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"Hey, my kid's flying for the first time, mind switching seats with him so he can watch out the window?" *Child produces a high-end tablet from their person and proceeds to stare at it for the entire 8-hour flight, pausing only to use the bathroom*
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Nov 29, 2016 04:07
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* Bitches MERCILESSLY at the gate that there simply must not be any peanuts on this flight because of loving turd baby that's probably only slightly allergic. * * Boards the plane laughing it off like, "hah, haaah, sup guys, here's the little guy that ruined peanuts!" * * It doesn't work, everyones pretty pissed * * Gets stabbed and thrown off the flight mid air with stupid god drat baby * * A normie escapes one of the obese livestock and takes my window seat *
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Nov 29, 2016 04:16
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If you're over land: look at all those green circles loving everywhere if you're over water: oh look, clouds, and the ocean And if its night there might as well just be a sheet of black paper taped over the window. Also i just got off a plane, the lady next to me got mad and asked if i was hacking when i was on my computer, i was debugging a dumb phone app you dummy
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Nov 29, 2016 04:28
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Blockade posted:If you're over land: look at all those green circles loving everywhere Sir this is a McDonald's drive through
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Nov 29, 2016 05:04
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Sir this is a McDonald's drive through
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Nov 29, 2016 05:28
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Furious internal debate on whether it's too antisocial to close the blinds and the probability that one of you row mates objects and will end in all-out fisticuffs.
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Nov 29, 2016 05:43
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*throws a beer can out the window at slow gently caress rear end cessena* GET A TURBOPROP BITCH!!!!
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Nov 29, 2016 05:58
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Who the hell says chicken "tendies". Just say tenders. Wtf
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Nov 29, 2016 06:03
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*duct tapes iPad to window, turns camera on with sepia tone filter* 
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Nov 29, 2016 06:03
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*waves to God and His angels* Haha  Hallelujah
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Nov 29, 2016 06:10
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*Takes unfocused photograph of armrest, windowpane, and a view of whatever city is being flown out of* Thanks for the great time Philly! It's been real, hope to catch you again soon! #philly #wanderer #travellife #alwaysonthego
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Nov 29, 2016 06:17
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*is way too drunk for a 2 hour flight*
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Nov 29, 2016 06:21
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anyone wanna swap i hate window seats gently caress flying gently caress heights *takes 4 valium and stays up for 26hours*
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Nov 29, 2016 07:31
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*plays music on phone loudly, no earbuds* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB3ivplADe4
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Nov 29, 2016 08:05
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*have some food/drink an 2 hours before flight* *bathroom before I leave home* *check in and head to gate to wait* *wait for the boarding in 5min call, find a bathroom and pee* *get on plane, eventually it taxi's out and takes off* *look at in-flight timer to see how long flight will be, register the 2 hours in my head* *suddenly feel the urge to pee* *hold it in for 2 hours because you don't wanna ask the middle and isle seat people to get up for me* 
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Nov 29, 2016 08:18
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Wishes that maybe one day the airlines will integrate a toilet or waste receptacle right into each airplane seat, so you can just relax all your sphincter(s) whenever the urge strikes, without disturbing the passenger sitting an inch next to you. Edit: Also... before takeoff you are looking out your window that gives you a good view of the wing and/or engine and you see an open service panel or some kind of obvious leak or something doesn't look right about the flap setting and you internally debate with yourself as to whether you should alert a flight crew member, or just assume it doesn't matter and then die screaming 30 seconds later because you were too chicken to tell anyone about it Number_6 fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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Nov 29, 2016 08:19
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does anyone get mad at the people in southwest group A that sit in the aisle seat. like gently caress dude the flight's full just sit by the window so people can grab a seat when the plane inevitably fills up GOSH
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Nov 29, 2016 08:25
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Also we've all been here: *at gate, notice the toddlers running around and the crying baby* *"please not my row please not my row"* *people with small children may board early* *board in the last group of people, walk down the isle looking to see where the kid roulette has happened* *find your seat* *it's the window seat next to the lady with a small, loud child who is already seated; behind the seat of another small, loud child and the baby behind you*
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Nov 29, 2016 08:26
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Aisle, dude
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Nov 29, 2016 08:30
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If you want to sleep, get a window seat or you have no right to complain about being made to get up. You knew what you were getting into. The caveat would be the first class bed seats. I always get aisle on those because it's 10 times more annoying when you not only have to wake the guy up, you have to wait for the seat to get back into the regular mode so you can actually get out, and they most definitely will extend it back into the bed form before you get back and make you go through it again. Or you could be that guy who tries to climb over and knocks over a bunch of drinks and gets yelled at by the flight attendants.
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Nov 29, 2016 08:46
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Yes I am
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Nov 29, 2016 09:03
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If you want to sleep, get a window seat or you have no right to complain about being made to get up. You knew what you were getting into. I don't know what kind of dumbass design that is, because they can just place seats in this pattern and nobody has to disturb anybody.  Also, people who take window seats and don't close the blinds are assholes. There is absolutely nothing to look at until descent for landing so close it and watch a movie or sleep like a normal person.
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Nov 29, 2016 09:46
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That's how they do it on nicer airlines. Usually if I'm flying first class it's united and they do a 2/1/2 setup with their lie-flat seats. If you get the middle it's pretty sweet though, double aisle privileges.
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Nov 29, 2016 09:51
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devil posted:Who the hell says chicken "tendies". Just say tenders. Wtf could not agree more
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Nov 29, 2016 10:32
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Professor of Cats posted:*Get's more free whiskey from the smoking hot flight attendant.* Not with that grammer, pal
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SERPUS posted:Immediately when the fasten seat beat blinks on I hustle up to the front to take a huge poo poo because I can't wait until the end of my 35 minute commuter flight. i don't mind getting up for people but honestly unless you have a bowel problem due to unfortunate genes or age it's kinda weird that you'd need to hit the potty on a flight that's less than 4 hours.
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