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g0lbez posted:hey i gotta use the bathroom can you get up for me? sorry... *is 6' 6" and legs jammed to the side due to curvature of the fuselage. Trying to sleep through the redeye but the assholes next to and in front of you insist on turning on their overhead lights to read*
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Fog Tripper posted:*is 6' 6" and legs jammed to the side due to curvature of the fuselage. Trying to sleep through the redeye but the assholes next to and in front of you insist on turning on their overhead lights to read* We already covered this. Either spend $1 on an eye mask, or see if the cabin crew have them. Some airlines have slippers, ffs.
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I want that Saudi Airbus A380 flying palace all to myself.
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It seems pretty easy to gain access to the 747 based flying suite.
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Corky Romanovsky posted:It seems pretty easy to gain access to the 747 based flying suite. 
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*Chokes down a bunch of xanax and a glass of wine. Puts on neck pillow, sleeping mask, and noise canceling headphones. Sleeps through the entire flight. Wakes up at destination a little woobly but refreshed, stands up, blood clot forming in knee finally wiggles its way free, blood clot lodges in brain. Dies.*
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I've had at least five bloodclots from flying, it is some bullshit.
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sinking belle posted:Unironically bring back zeppelins. I don't care if NYC to LA would take like 48 hours, it'd be awesome to have a cabin with a proper bed and other amenities like restaurants or maybe somewhere to get a massage You may be on to something. How many people could a top of the line zeppelin carry? Trip will probably cost thrice as much as a first class plane ticket, but I think the tickets would sell.
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i dont fly. do people really take their shoes and socks off on planes? i cant handle that poo poo man
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Ocrassus posted:
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Basically there is this 5 hour trip I used to take ever so often with Etihad, except on this particular flight they have a 737 I think, so business class is those dumbass chairs where the TV screen is inside an armrest and you need to fold it back if you need to get up. There is basically too much crap for just one chair so the normal procedure to go pee while you are medium level drunk goes like this. 1. Fold the screen into armrest 2. Pillow? Ok, pillow helpfully falls behind your back, thanks pillow. 3. Encouraged by pillow's obedience boldly crumple the blanked somewhere to the side 4. Where are my shoes? 5. Press button to retract footrest so you can see the floor 6. try to put on shoes, welp forgot the belt. Unbuckle belt 7. Put on shoes 8. Stand up. Get rudely interrupted mid launch by loving headphones you forgot about Roll luck rolls for each step to not bump into table with your drinks and crap If you are on window seat, repeat the entire process for neighbour too. Neighbour is dazed from being woken up and flaps around meekly trying to untangle himself.
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A misanthrope posted:i dont fly. do people really take their shoes and socks off on planes? i cant handle that poo poo man its common to take shoes off but not socks.
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Earwicker posted:its common to take shoes off but not socks. i'm still puking. what happened to wearing your sunday best on flights. full suit and an ascot
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Earwicker posted:its common to take shoes off but not socks. Common but incredibly annoying and insensitive to your neighbors. You may not be able to smell your nasty rear end feet but we all can.
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hmmm, gary larsen is a lot less funny than i remember him to be.
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ChickenHeart posted:"Hey, my kid's flying for the first time, mind switching seats with him so he can watch out the window?" It's against FAA regulations to change seats on your own
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Common but incredibly annoying and insensitive to your neighbors. You may not be able to smell your nasty rear end feet but we all can. I dont do it myself but it doesnt really bother me when people do because the average flight fills up with farts and the smell of terrible food after a couple hours anyway
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Earwicker posted:I dont do it myself but it doesnt really bother me when people do because the average flight fills up with farts and the smell of terrible food after a couple hours anyway the cabin is constantly swapping out air... so unless you're making GBS threads yourself or you're surrounded by people with bowel problems you shouldn't be huffing more farts than normal.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:It's against FAA regulations to change seats on your own haha
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:hmmm, gary larsen is a lot less funny than i remember him to be. it also made garfield way funnier than you remember 
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Is manchild, pulls out vita to play panty sniffing game
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lmao if you sit anywhere other than the back 1/3 of the plane. also, lol: 
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artsy fartsy posted:I can't ever sleep on a plane because my head lolls around. But I just found a pic of a guy strapping his head to his seat with a belt, has anybody here tried this? Those loving sleep pillows are god drat useless. My head just rolls forward. I need like a rigid neck brace.
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gently caress plane sleepers anyways. 75% of them snore and like wtf do you do, poke him and say dude stfu?
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Burt Sexual posted:gently caress plane sleepers anyways. 75% of them snore and like wtf do you do, poke him and say dude stfu? thats what earbuds/headphones are for almost every flight i'm on has screaming babies snoring isnt nearly as bad
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Also the seats shouldn't even go up. Only reclined that measly 2 inches. God the relief.
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Burt Sexual posted:gently caress plane sleepers anyways. 75% of them snore and like wtf do you do, poke him and say dude stfu? hold his nose closed and then put your hand over his mouth until he stops making noise
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I took a flight back in the days of smoking. Eyes were watering after a while and couldn't see poo poo anyway.
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Chlamyllionaire posted:I took a flight back in the days of smoking. Eyes were watering after a while and couldn't see poo poo anyway. lol I used to smoke on them. Only in the back rows. Second class citizens even then. Earwicker posted:thats what earbuds/headphones are for Yeah I do that, but A misanthrope posted:hold his nose closed and then put your hand over his mouth until he stops making noise It was actually my wife when we went on vaca last week. I was changing pronouns to prevent the embarrassment. Still solid advice.
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I always get exit row window seat. All leg room you need and you never have to get up. About changing seats after door closes: if someone tries to take exit row middle instead of row 31 middle I tell them to get the gently caress out. I paid good money for the seat and I fly 50-60 times a year. Go back to steerage you poor.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:All I was trying to say is that there should be a minimum standard of service airlines have to meet so that companies can't keep cutting things and forcing the bigger airlines to drive up their prices to make up for the people willing to be treated like actual cattle and would probably even stand the whole flight if it meant they could save 10 bucks. sounds like government regulations to me. doubt we'll be seeing many new of these any time soon.
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im still grossed out by people taking their shoes off! wtfuck you middle america moo cows this is isnt your house
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A misanthrope posted:im still grossed out by people taking their shoes off! wtfuck you middle america moo cows this is isnt your house can you pls  this bullshit literally shaking
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A misanthrope posted:im still grossed out by people taking their shoes off! wtfuck you middle america moo cows this is isnt your house It's just a part of the body you prude.
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thathonkey posted:can you pls FedEx Mercury posted:It's just a part of the body you prude. the air marshal should be allowed to open fire on these "people"
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A misanthrope posted:im still grossed out by people taking their shoes off! wtfuck you middle america moo cows this is isnt your house That's loving disgusting. SNEEZE ON THAT FOOT
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*Coach ticket in hand, sitting next to stinky guy *Moves to business class where there are only 5 other people *Yelled at by stewardess *Goes back to coach, but to a different and better seat
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Professor of Cats posted:That's loving disgusting. SNEEZE ON THAT FOOT draw lewd doodles on the soles of those feet with a ballpoint pen until they're removed imo
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A misanthrope posted:im still grossed out by people taking their shoes off! wtfuck you middle america moo cows this is isnt your house 
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